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Jul 25, 2011

Kardashian Bachelorette Party = Midget Stripper; Humphries Bash = Sausage Fest [Photos]

Our dream of Kim Kardashian going to Vegas this weekend and having her giant ass deflated during a skydiving incident over the Stratosphere didn't come to fruition. Instead, how about a giant stuffing of Bachelorette/Bachelor weekend fun from the Kardashian/Humphries camps? Oh, yes please. Over/Under on how many years Kris Humphries can take of this garbage? 1 year, 9 months. Midget male stripper - JUMP!

Jul 23, 2011

LeBron To Star In ‘Goofy Ass Wolverine In The Hipster Hood’ [Morning Twitpic]

That white guy is famous movie star Hugh Jackman. He writes on his Twitpic account: "And I thought I was tall! so cool 2 meet Lebron. only time I have seen my son star struck & me too" Hugh, obviously high on Bron Bron aura, forgets to add that he promptly told his son that if he ever catches the boy wearing his hat like that there will be a Wolverine on his ass like white on rice. Look for LeBron in a Take A Sheet commercial. It's coming.

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Jul 22, 2011

Playboy Miss August 2011 Iryna Ivanova Wants To See Dwight Howard Naked [5 Questions]

On Wednesday, we introduced you to the lovely MMA Ring Girl Iryna Ivanova who also happens to be an Arizona grad working on her M.B.A. She's also making her world magazine debut as Playboy's Miss August 2011. Lucky ass 5 Questions Editor Joe Student got to work on his Russian pickup lines and he learns about a specific NBA player Iryna would like to see naked. Dwight Howard, you have an admirer. JUMP!

Jul 22, 2011

The Paul Pierce El Camino Is A Piece Of Art

People do stupid things to cars to celebrate their favorite athletes or teams while most of us just attach the car flag to the window on game day. Today we get a look at the Paul Pierce El Camino that screams load of mulch in the afternoon and chick machine after dark. Ladies, don't resist the urge. You know riding in this will be the highlight of your single life. Jump in and let this El Camino show you a good time. JUMP!

Jul 22, 2011

Mavs’ Rudy Fernandez Continues To Court Bikini-ed Helen Lindes [Photos]

Yesterday we learned that Mavs gunner JJ Barea had knocked up his Puerto Rican girlfriend, Zuleyka Rivera. Yeah, she just happens to be the 2006 Miss Universe. BC also recently heard through the gossip sites that Mavs' Rudy Fernandez has been spending quality time with the lovely Helen Lindes. She just happened to be 2nd runner-up in the 2000 Miss Universe competition, giving the Mavs a huge advantage over other NBA WAGs. JUMP!

Jul 21, 2011

JJ Barea Knocks Up Miss Universe Zuleyka Rivera [Photos]

Remember 8 weeks ago when we said JJ Barea should waste no time figuring out a way to marry his girlfriend Zuleyka Rivera. Yeah, well the Mavericks shooting guard picked the NBA Finals to make things happen and impregnate the 2006 Miss Universe. A radio station rumor in Puerto Rico yesterday turned into the truth and now the island nation is bracing for its first super baby of the 21st Century. Details - JUMP!

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Jul 21, 2011

Dennis Rodman 50th Birthday: Spaghetti Strap Tops, Makin’ It Rain & Booze! [Photos]

Were you in Vegas last night and happen to see a 6'6" former five-time NBA world champion wearing a lace spaghetti strap top and an Ed Hardy hat? Yeah, it's no big deal. Just Dennis Rodman celebrating his 50th birthday. The best part of the night? His birthday meal that reminded us of death row inmates chowing on their final meal. Oh, and have no fear, Rodman did make it rain for the women. So. Much. Fun! Details - JUMP!

Busted Coverage Cribs: Jason Richardson STILL Trying To Sell Oakland Home

BC received a bitchy email yesterday from Pete in Orlando where the question was raised about the new Busted Coverage Cribs series. "Dude, seriously, who cares if an athlete is selling his house. More cheerleaders and less Scottie Pippen putting green." Um, Pete, it's July. Finding cheerleader material is nearly impossible. But locating an athlete who's been trying to sell a mansion is easy & we are providing a service. Today - J Rich. JUMP!

Jul 20, 2011

Michael Jordan Tahoe Golf Gambling From New Angle & Heckling [Video]

Over the weekend we showed you video of Michael Jordan making tee box bet with some bros who gave total effort trying to get into the head of the legend. Today we get clearer audio and an insane close-up of Jordan coming in for his stash of what we assume are Benjamins. Would you dare make a golf bet with Mike and be throwing down $20s? The guy flies in this plane. He wipes the windows with $20s. Full video - JUMP!

Jul 20, 2011

Tahoe Bikini Chicks Want To Be Jimmer’s Sister Wives [Morning Twitpic]

Our blogging buddy, Rick Chandler from NBC's Off The Bench, was in Tahoe over the weekend to cover the American Century Classic. Of course the boating crazies were out and one pack of bikini chicks came armed with a poster board message for Jimmer Fredette. Best sign we've seen in 6 months? Not even a competition. Congrats, ladies, you've officially guaranteed yourselves a permanent ban from Utah - forever.

Jul 20, 2011

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Jul 19, 2011

Busted Coverage Cribs: Scottie Pippen Wants $16mm For His Florida Pad

Our Busted Coverage Cribs series rolls along with a venture into the head of Scottie Pippen, who is best known for squandering his NBA fortune. How bad off is the former Chicago Bulls' legend? He actually had a yard sale earlier this year. But it's not all gloom & doom for Pips. He's sitting on a Fort Lauderdale house that he bought in 2000 for $1.34mm. The asking price in 2011 - $16,000,000! Who's dumb with cash now, homies? JUMP!

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Jul 18, 2011

Jimmer Fredette Overtakes Charles Barkley As Worst Golfer In Sports

The numbers cannot lie. Jimmer Fredette's rookie campaign at the American Century Classic Championship was a dude. Like worse than Charles Barkley dud. 83 - mostly sports figures - entered the tourney & only one guy walked away with the "Worst Golfer In Sports" label. Jimmer. How bad was it? Scoring a -30 (with the very relaxed scoring system) is nearly impossible, but Jimmer hit that mark. Barkley? -16 after 4 days of drinking.

Jul 18, 2011

Chris Bosh Wedding Photos Include Shaven LeBron James, D-Wade Wearing Shades

Ho hum, Chris Bosh got married this weekend in Miami and the biggest news from the event was LeBron James and his shaved face. Seriously, for the 'urban' community this event is totally bigger than the Ben Roethlisberger wedding coming up THIS SATURDAY! But leave it to some rich white dude to be the guy responsible for uploading the only 'insider' pics from Bosh's bash. Repeat, a white guy. PICS - JUMP!

Jul 15, 2011

Sports Virginity Power Couple Jimmer-Tebow Partnered At American Century! [Photos]

Here is what we learned about Jimmer Fredette's day of golf today at the American Century Classic: he's out of his league. As if being a bad golfer wasn't enough of an embarrassment, the ACC folks just had to partner him with Tim Tebow and Herm Edwards. Two holy rollers & Mr. Speech Pathologist. Snoozer. Meanwhile, Jimmer's girlfriend was being hounded by the horny bros walking the course. JUMP!

Jul 14, 2011

LeBron James Playing Basketball In Cleveland While Heat Trashed At ESPYs [Video]

A year after using ESPN for "The Decision" LeBron James spurned their awards show, the ESPYs, to return to the scene of the crime and play yesterday in a summer-league basketball game in Cleveland. It's probably a good thing though, since he was made fun of at the EPSYs most of the night. Watch Bron Bron's team get dunked on and The King miss yet another summer league jumper. Video...JUMP-JUMP!

Jul 13, 2011

John Salley Admiring Porn Star Basketballs & Unknown D-Listers [Photos]

It's still a shock to us how BC Photo Editor Big Gay Rich ran into photos yesterday of John Salley at some bar where he was hanging with Mary Carey and some random D-listers trying to create "an event" for wannabe paparazzi cameramen. The chick in yellow is Paula Labaredas. She's the D-lister. Then we have Ms. Carey. We knew things were slowing down for Salley when he took a job on the Speed Channel but this party is ridiculous. PICS - JUMP!

Jul 11, 2011

Sixers Jrue Holiday & Women’s World Cup Soccer Player Lauren Cheney May Be Most Wholesome Couple Ever

Philadelphia 76ers guard Jrue Holiday and U.S. Women's World Cup soccer player Lauren Cheney appear to be dating, but may actually be a pair creepy, saccharine robots with great athletic prowess made in a lab somewhere. Holiday is in Dresden where the women came through with a Biblical victory over Brazil. The triumph sent Jrue & Cheney into a Twitter love-making session. JUMP!

Jul 11, 2011

Wizards’ JaVale McGee Planks A Grocery Pizza Freezer

Someone wake us when one of these NBAers decides to plank Hoover Dam. Until then you'll be stuck with Wizards' center JaVale McGee clearing out a grocer's pizza freezer to make room for his 7-foot frame. This guy has been on a plank run over the last 10 days or so and this is by far his best performance. If your Newman's Own pizza smells like JaVale McGee's antiperspirant, this explains it. 7 Best JaVale McGee Planks - JUMP!

Jul 8, 2011

The Stephen Curry & Ayesha Alexander Wedding Gift Registry Is Knife-y

Since it's the new fad to track down athlete wedding gift registry listings we figured it was time to check in with Stephen Curry & Ayesha Alexander, who are marrying July 30. This registry was slightly a tough nut to crack because Steph isn't listed as the one of the registrants on the Williams-Sonoma account. His mother, Sonya, is along with the future bride. The highlights: organic towels & a $120 salad serving bowl. More of our favorites from the list - JUMP!

Jul 7, 2011

Mark Cuban Online Photo Catalog Now Includes This 69er From The 70s

There are groundbreaking Internet pieces and then there is the post that went live on Deadspin today. In the blog post, Mark Cuban is narrating his 1970s rugby party photos from his days at Indiana. Folks, this is why we wake up in the morning. And Cuban doesn't hold back. You want pics of him nearly teabagging a coed? It's there. You want him going 69 on the same coed? Yep, here it is. The guy owns sports culture right now. See why - JUMP!

Jul 4, 2011

Joe Johnson Gives His F-650 Super Truck A Paint Job [Morning Twitpics]

Our old buddy on Twitter, Homer Bush, actually went to work this morning figuring out the latest from the world of athlete rides and came up with images of Joe Johnson's F-650. That Green Monster, we believe is the same F-650 that made its initial splash way back in 2008 when Johnson debuted the 200-gallon tank beast. The estimated cost of this thing, in '08, was nearly $179,000. No biggie when your contract is 6-years, $119mm. Full photos - JUMP!

Jul 1, 2011

LeBron Misses Jumper, Stuffs Dunk In Basketball Camper’s Face [Video]

So LeBron James found himself at The Richard Stockton College yesterday for a boy's basketball camp with a few other big name NBAers. But none of the other NBAers turned in a performance like Bron Bron. The Internets are exploding after a video of LeBrick shooting hoops with the boys hit YouTube. The big news? Bron misses a couple shots from the top of the key and then proceeds to posterize a young boy who will never forget June 30, 2011. Video - JUMP!

Jul 1, 2011

Confirmed: Selling ‘Lockout 11’ Jerseys [Morning Twitpic]

All photos of locked out NBA players have been removed from This lockout is in high gear and a visit to the mothership's homepage shows you a nice photo of David Stern and not much else. But we were visiting this morning for one reason: to buy a 'Lockout 11' jersey before the NBA henchmen block such a purchase. $250! While we were at it, a test of 'Blueballs 2' also worked so go wild, fellas. Other crazy jersey options - JUMP!

Jun 29, 2011

Chris Bosh Bachelor Party At Tao Beach Beverage List & Strawberries [Photos]

Seriously, we can't stop laughing. Nearly choking to death. Convulsions. Why? Chris Bosh is in the news this morning for what is being dubbed by the Mainstream Media DorksĀ® as the giraffe's Hangover 3 bachelor party. That Hangover 3 garbage, obviously pumped by some PR retard, is being passed around the Internet. Well, we're here to show you the real party and provide you with tipsters who say Bosh was eating chocolate strawberries at Tao Beach. JUMP!

Jun 28, 2011

Gilbert Arenas & Daughter Planking [Photos]

Our old buddy Gilbert Arenas was up to his antics again last night as he entertained his Twitter followers on a Monday with photos of him planking - sorta. Probably not cool to his young, impressionable fans was the shot where Agent Zero is planking face down in a hot tub. There's also the shot of his daughter planking - sorta. Please NBA, lockout these guys. It's content gold. Bored NFLers and NBAers might be the best thing to ever happen to the Internet. PHOTOS - JUMP!

Jun 27, 2011

Sacramento Mall Overrun By Jimmer Mania Hooligans! [Photos]

The "Jimmer Fredette is kinda like Tim Tebow" train rolled into Sacramento this weekend with the introduction of the franchise draft picks at the Arden Fair Mall. Yes, a mall. With that crappy high school stage bunting. Yes, with a cheesy intro DJ. And lots of bored Sacramento fans ready to jump on the back of a 6-2 gunner from BYU. This is what basketball has become in Sac Town. Catch the fever - AFTER THE JUMP - with a mall full of Jimmer fans.

Jun 27, 2011

Dick Vitale’s Hooters Pageant Weekend Was Better Than Yours! [12 Photos]

Oh, look! Dick Vitale, Wes Welker, Welker's girlfriend Anna Burns and two blondes hoping to use Vitale as a reference to move up in the Hooters bikini calendar world. People, as BC mentioned Saturday morning, it's Dick Vitale's world and we're all just witnesses to a 72-year-old machine. He was in Miami all weekend to host the Miss Hooters International 2011 and to see how many photos he could upload to his Twitpic account. Full recap - JUMP!

Jun 25, 2011

Shawn Marion In Miami For Hooters Pageant, Hangs With Mini Me [Photos]

From all indications it was a slow Friday night in the sports world, but we were required to show you Shawn Marion visiting the Hooters pageant in Miami. If for no other reason, just take a moment to appreciate what a 6-7 Marion looks like next to Mini Me who's throwin' up peace signs. Of course Dickie V was in the house because as we all know, there isn't much that guy doesn't like other than chicken wings, implants and a microphone. Pics - Jump!

Jun 24, 2011

Who Wants To See Asian Chick Working On Kevin Durant’s Feet [Photo]

Winding down the work week here at Busted Coverage and look what pops up on the Twitter feed. Having already nearly puked over the site of Pirates' closer Joel Hanrahan getting a pedicure and his nails painted, it seems we have a theme this week. Yes, that is an Asian chick filing Kevin Durant's nails. Seriously. Giant calluses. Warts. All of it - JUMP!

Jun 24, 2011

D. Wade Not Down With Kanye West Wearing Mavs Hat At Louis Vuitton Show?

It's OFFICIALLY hot - culturally - to hate the Miami Heat when Kanye West wears a Dallas Mavericks "snap back" (as the kids are calling these hats) to a Louis Vuitton show in Paris. It's an even bigger insult when Dwayne Wade is at the same show and both are big supporters of the Louis brand. Here are the two sharing a smile backstage at the Louis show. Notice where that Mavs cap is. No pics of Kanye and Wade together with that hat. Multiple pics - JUMP!

Jun 24, 2011

Here Is Why NBA Draft Is Complete Garbage [Morning Twitpic]

That tall black dude is Bismack Biyombo. Michael Jordan fell in love with him the other night and drafted him. Or so we thought ESPN was telling us. Then we see he's wearing a Sacramento Kings cap in his interview with Mark Jones. Come to find out, the Kings still had rights to the pick, pending an approved NBA trade to the Bobcats. Seriously, NBA. Between names we cannot pronounce and guys wearing the wrong caps, the NBA Draft is a JOKE. It's a complete cluster@#$% &.

Jun 23, 2011

Jan Vesely’s Girlfriend Eva Kodouskova Kisses Her New Meal Ticket [11 Photos]

UPDATE: Eva Photo Overload! Never heard of Jan Vesely? Same here. But the guy put on a show with his girlfriend after her was selected by Washington with the #6 pick. Who is the blond that started grabbing Jan's hair? Her name is Eva Kodouskova and in true Busted Coverage style, we've traveled the world to dig up some photos of the hottest blond NBA Draft followers have seen in years. Photos - JUMP!

Jun 23, 2011

The Dirk Nowitzki Ass Tattoo You’ve Always Wanted [Photo]

BC Associate Editor Monty sent us this dispatch: I know it's disappointing, but your plan to be totally original and get a tattoo of Dallas Mavericks' forward and NBA Finals MVP Dirk Nowitzki tattooed on your ass is going to need some work. Someone has already beat you to it. His name is Derek Dilday and he did it because... well, he's a dumbass.

Jun 22, 2011

Motorcycle Rally Breaks Out At J.J. Barea San Juan Victory Parade [Photos]

They honored their new favorite son J.J. Barea with a parade in San Juan, Puerto Rico this afternoon. Unfortunately, a motorcycle rally broke out during the sad, one-float parade for the World Champion Dallas Mavericks guard. And where is the Miss Universe girlfriend? Wait until you see what Barea says about a Puerto Rico parade vs. a Dallas championship parade. The nerve! JUMP!

Jun 22, 2011

Tyson Chandler Sells Chicago Home, Takes Nearly $2,000,000 Loss! [Photos]

It's been a whirlwind 10 days for Tyson Chandler. He's won an NBA championship, been a guest judge on the Miss U.S.A. pageant and then closed Monday on the sale of his Chicago mansion that had been on the market for 4 years. Yes, 4! Originally purchased for $4mm and then listed for $5mm, Chandler finally succumbed to the real estate market with a sale of the 7,309 sq. ft. home in Northfield, IL for $2.1mm. Photos and details of what Chandler just sold - JUMP!

Jun 22, 2011

Mark Cuban To Ross Perot Jr.: “Leave Me Alone, Loser” [Court Docs.]

Mark Cuban, still riding high from taking a leak with the Larry O'Brien, has filed court papers that serve as a response to 2010 papers filed by Ross Perot Jr. claiming that Cuban was a "careless" owner. It's well documented that Perot Jr. is a nutjob who once spent millions to set a world record as first person to fly a helicopter around the world. These court papers should once and forever keep Jr. quiet and busy cleaning those sweet lenses. JUMP!