Basketball - page 64

Jun 16, 2011

UPDATED: Mark Cuban Includes Fat Male Dancers In Mavs Parade Today [Photos]

The people are starting to line the parade route in Dallas this morning for the Dallas Mavericks attempt to regain some thunder after Vancouver Canucks fan one-upped Sunday's Club LIV performance. But, Mark Cuban ain't going down without a fight. He's even bringing out the obese male dancers. We're hearing that AT&T service is pretty much useless in downtown as an estimated 250,000 fans have gathered to cheer the Mavs for destroying ghetto basketball. Stay tuned. Gallery coming soon.

Jun 15, 2011

Drunken DeShawn Stevenson Arrested [Mugshot]

The guy wearing the "How's My Dirk Taste" shirt after the Mavs returned to Dallas after winning the NBA Championship has been arrested in Dallas for public intoxication. Surprisingly, DeShawn Stevenson DID NOT party with the rest of the Mavs at Club LIV after Gm 6. He actually played cards & thought about his pregnant wife at home, Dan Steinberg blogs. Full details of how DShaw hasn't slept in days and was arrested last night - JUMP!

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Jun 15, 2011

Kardashian To Leno: Prenup In Works; No Word On Who Gets BC Napkin [Photos]

The Giant Ass was on Leno last night to tell the world how the engagement process went down between her and Kris Humphries (yes, this is our job to track such stupid garbage). That crap bored us to death, but the moneyshot had yet to be dropped. Um, yes, Kim says there will be a prenup which has our hands wringing. Remember yesterday? Yeah, we bought a $22.50 napkin for these millionaires. More Giant Ass pics & Kim's prenup reasoning - JUMP.

Jun 15, 2011

German Opinion: Dirk Nowitzki Just Defeated Ghetto Basketball [Screencap]

Leave it to German newspapers to make the NBA Finals into a race story. Welt Online, one of Germany's largest daily papers, is considered to be a conservative voice of the citizenry. The paper is also now famous within the sports blogosphere as the rag that allowed Peter Schelling to turn Dirk vs. the Heat into Dirk vs. black guys who have tats and "wrinkled faces," as Pete writes. Seriously, this guy will probably never drink for free at Club LIV. More of the racist barrage - JUMP!

Jun 14, 2011

Boss Move: Mark Cuban Taking Leak With Finals Trophy In Free Hand [Photo]

And the photos keep rolling in. At some point we figured there would be a shot of Mark Cuban doing something crazy with the Larry O'Brien trophy but it never crossed our minds that someone would snap the billionaire going boss move by taking the goods to take for a leak. That's exactly what Busted Coverage came across this afternoon. Mark's legend officially grows. FULL SFW PHOTO - JUMP!!

Jun 14, 2011

BC Buys $22.50 Napkin From Kardashian-Humphries Wedding Registry

Keeping with our tradition of buying wedding gifts for super-rich people who make their wedding registry public, Busted Coverage slapped the plastic down for a gift this afternoon. The Kim Kardashian-Kris Humphries (marrying October 31!) registry at Gearys Beverly Hills hit the Internets and guess who bought them the second gift? Busted Coverage dropped $31 for a napkin. Someone else bought them a single steak knife for $50. DETAILS - JUMP!

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Jun 14, 2011

Dallas Mavericks Cheerleader NBA Finals Celebratory Bikini Time [12 Photos]

They're cheerleaders. Enough of this "NBA Dancer" garbage. If you put pom-poms in a chick's hand & have them go nuts after a made basket, they're cheerleaders. Clear? Now, let's tell you how the Dallas Mavericks cheerleaders have to be one of the most secretive units in all of sports. We've literally spent hundreds of man hours trying to show you something - maybe a bikini - other than the normal cheerleader uniform pics. In the end, a tipster came knocking. Casie! Boat time! JUMP!

Paul Pierce Plays At WSOP, Wears NBA Championship Ring! [Photos]

What is a ridiculously wealthy NBAer to do with his summer and a near certain lockout looming? Head to the World Series of Poker! Paul Pierce is in Vegas. So is Donyell Marshall. Both were playing yesterday in a $1500 Hold 'Em event and Pierce decided to roll out the most intimidating card protector we've ever seen. Yes, that would be a Celtics world champion brick ring on his right hand next to the Red Bull. Paul's poker day revisited - JUMP!

Jun 14, 2011

Miss Universe Zuleyka Rivera Is World-Champion WAG; Tweets Translated! [Photos]

Dallas Mavericks' guard J.J. Barea is one lucky little Puerto Rican. He's now an NBA champion & dating fellow Puerto Rican Zuleyka Rivera, who was Miss Universe in 2006. The guy goes from riding the pine, to NBA Finals stud, dropping three-point bombs and driving past LeBron. But you knew that. What you might have missed were his WAG's tweets. Translations, please! JUMP!

Jun 13, 2011

John Kasich Signs Resolution Making Mavs Fans Honorary Ohioans – Seriously

Ohio Governor John Kasich jumped on the "bash LeBron" bandwagon this afternoon by signing a resolution praising the Dallas Mavericks and their fans. Part of the resolution reads "Whereas, the proud city of Cleveland and the entire state of Ohio share in the excitement of Dallas Mavericks fans everywhere." That's right, Bron Bron, even state governments are against you. Full resolution in all its glory - JUMP!

Jun 13, 2011

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Jun 13, 2011

Drunken Dirk Nowitzki With His Giant Ace Of Spade Bottle [Photos]

And the photos keep rolling in. We now have Dirk Nowitzki appearing slightly hammered making his infamous Dirk face before or after his two-handed swig off this soon-to-be most Googled Ace of Spade bottle in history. We've seen estimates from Twitter dorks that these bottles go for $80k in the clubs. Frankly, we could care less. It's more than a case of Summer Shandy so it's expensive. There are also reports that Cuban ordered 100 regular Ace of Spade bottles to keep the party "popping" as the kids call it these days. DRUNK DIRK FACE FULL SHOT! JUMP!

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Jun 10, 2011

Rashard Lewis Has Drunk Message For Your LeBron GF Rumors [Morning Twitpic]

Who knew we'd be talking about 31-year-old has-been Rashard Lewis at this point of June? But we are, and dude was trending for most of yesterday afternoon thanks to rumormongering gossip sites saying LeBron's poor Game 4 was due to Lewis hooking up with Bron's baby mama. How horrible to start such a rumor. Anyway, we found that Lewis was actually partying on South Beach this past weekend and was drunk. Your move, Stephen A. Smith.

Jun 9, 2011

Miami Heat Fans Really Are NBA’s Biggest Douchebags [18 Photos]

NBA analyst Charles Barkley has repeatedly said the Miami Heat players are a bunch of whiners, but he went a step further on Wednesday, calling the team's fans the worst in the NBA. It's highly likely this opinion is a result of Sir Charles being crushed by Heat fans during the Eastern Conference Finals. But, research speaks volumes & these photos prove our point. Miami Heat Douchebag Fans! An Investigative Gallery! JUMP!

Jun 9, 2011

Rashard Lewis And LeBron James Girlfriend Savannah Brinson Hook Up? [Photos]

Miami Heat forward LeBron James has been MIA during the NBA Finals. Maybe that's because his mind is elsewhere. Washington Wizards forward Rashard Lewis, according to an urban gossip mongering website, allegedly had a tryst with LeBron's special lady, Savannah Brinson, while visiting South Beach. Ru-roh, Raggy! The DETAILS - after the jump!

Jun 8, 2011

Justin Bieber, Selena Gomez Invade NBA Finals: Was Gomez Drunk? [15 Photos]

And you didn't think we'd get into the "Bieber-Gomez attend Game 4" discussion today. Pffft. Our photo editors have been pouring over the photos and sent an email. "We've looked through 243 photos and the consensus in this office is that Selena might of had a few Fuzzy Navels before tip. Just a hunch," squawks BC Photo Editor Big Gay Rich. Two things instantly stood out from this dump: (a.) nice Texas Rangers hat, douche and (b.) she does look drunk. JUMP!

Jun 8, 2011

Would You Idiots Just Chill Out About LeBron James Not Scoring 50 Last Night

We've told you guys time and time and time again to stop it with your fascination with the NBA and black guys who hold press conferences to say where they'll be taking their talents. We are beyond excited that LeBron went scoreless in the 4th quarter. We're high-fiving ourselves that the guy barely showed a pulse from the field because it's going to be funny when he drops 35 on the Mavs in Game 5 and slices the throat of those of you who ride a guy for a night off. He had an off night. Just watch his pre-game speech - AFTER THE JUMP - to see it was just a bad night.

Jun 6, 2011

Here Is Charles Barkley Attacking Dessert Aisle At Pathmark Grocery [Photos]

Just got back to Ohio from a Pa.-NYC trip & for some reason we have photos of Charles Barkley in late May at a Philly-area Pathmark grocery store in our inbox. Not sure why it's funny to see a NBA 50 Greatest All-Timer pushing a grocery cart around a grocery, but a famous guy preparing to attack the dessert aisle resonates with us. We want to see Chuck fill that cart with Oreo cheesecake. Maybe throw on one of those giant tubs of ice cream. More of Barkley's adventure - JUMP!

Jun 4, 2011

NBA Finals Cleavage Has BC Tipster Asking Questions [Photo]

Here is what BC reader Jason B. sent to us while our Honda was headed towards NYC yesterday afternoon. "I don't know if this is BC material but nevertheless here is some nice NBA Finals behind the bench double cleavage," Jason wrote. Is it BC material? Is that a joke? Of course we love tipsters sending us images of cleav from sporting events. Actually encourage it. Full shot and challenge from Busted Coverage - after the jump!

Jun 3, 2011

25 Greatest Mark Cuban Drunken, Fish Lips, Shocker Moments Of 21st Century

A week ago this post was published with a plea for Mark Cuban to return to his old drunken, hanging on woman ways. Well, it seems the NBA Finals HAS brought out the old Cuban. We've been keeping an eye on Twitter for Cuban partying on South Beach photos and can show you what the billionaire has been up to. Check out the chick wrapping her arms around Mark - JUMP!

Jun 2, 2011

WAG Zaira Nara & Futboler Diego Forlan Invade U.S.A. For NBA Finals [30 Photos]

Spanish, Uruguayan and Argentinian web outlets are abuzz today after photos of Diego Forlan and his fiance Zaira Nara frolicking in Miami hit the interwebs, giving gossip sites something to chatter about. Never heard of these two? Then you aren't up-to-date on your Uruguayan and Argentinian WAG rankings. Zaira is #47 on FHM's hottest models list and Diego is famous for looking like a young Roger Daltrey. Diego has a month off until Copa America. Time to hit the NBA Finals! Photos - JUMP!

Jun 1, 2011

Shaq Announces Retirement Via Twitter Video

We're pretty sure this is a major moment in Twitter history. Shaquille O'Neal just became the first-ballot NBA Hall of Famer to retire via video posted on Twitter. That's right, America, the Diesel uploaded a video 31 minutes ago with the simple message of im retiring Video and #ShaqRetires. See the video here. Sad to see him go. Maybe we'll get another season of those smash hit Shaq vs. shows on ABC. Can't wait.

May 31, 2011

Craziest Craigslist Casual Encounters Of The 2011 NBA Finals: Game One

For those who've been loyal Busted Coverage readers over the years, you know how this web operation likes to handle our major sporting event coverage a little differently than the rest of the bloggers. Take tonight's NBA coverage. Instead of some stupid preview, BC is breaking out its infamous Craziest Craigslist Casual Encounters of the NBA Finals. Preferably we'd never open another M4W or M4M classified the rest of our lives. But you guys like car wrecks. Here are the best of the best for Game 1 in Dallas. JUMP!

May 28, 2011

Bar Refaeli At French Open, Snuggles With Sacramento Kings’ Omri Casspi [14 Photos]

At this point Bar Refaeli should just call France home. The SI swimsuit model went from amazing bikini shots on boats at Cannes to yesterday's trip to the French Open in Paris. Oh, and that isn't the only news out of the Bar camp. How about a photo of her and friend Israeli NBAer Omri Casspi (Sacramento Kings) getting cozy for a Yfrog upload last night while "celebrating a Maccabbi victory." Um, could this be the start of a possible Bar Refaeli NBA WAG situation? Take a look for yourself. JUMP!

May 25, 2011

Kim Kardashian Engagement Photo Motherlode! Eating, Bikinis & Bliss!

The news of Kim Kardashian (also referred to on Busted Coverage as The Giant Ass) and N.J. Nets forward Kris Humphries official engagement popped into our inbox like 30 minutes ago. Then there were 3-4 follow-up emails detailing her sisters excitement. Of course the media blitz is on. Magazines will sell. TV shows will follow. The wedding will be a spectacle. A pregnant Kim Kardashian should be a treat to look at. Etc. The engagement photo motherlode - JUMP!

May 24, 2011

Oregon Lands Transfer Olu Ashaolu Thanks To Original Pancake House

We've heard of strange reasons to pick a college and then there is Olu Ashaolu and his thinking behind transferring to Oregon to finish out his basketball career. The food. Olu was smitten with the grub at The Original Pancake House in Eugene. This is quite possibly the first time in the history of recruiting that pancakes and the other hangover food at a greasy spoon has helped a basketball team. You have to read what Olu said about his recruiting visit...after the JUMP!

May 23, 2011

Have $3,700,000 Laying Around? Buy Ray Allen’s Seattle House

So Ray Allen is having a little trouble selling his 10,000+ sq. ft. Seattle pad, even at the lowered price of $3,700,000. Your mortgage on this 5 bedroom, 6 3/4 bath home with 20% down will only run you just over $16,000/month. But just look at all you get: private well irrigation, 4.5 acres, pool, putting green, jacuzzi, a killer barbecue and a theater in the basement. Get a better look at what you're buying - JUMP!

May 23, 2011

It’s Official: Chris Kaman Really Is Ted Nugent Of The NBA, Loves Guns [Photos]

It's good to see everyone made it through The Rapture and returned to work this morning full of energy and excitement for life. Clippers center Chris Kaman made some news over the weekend, thanks to his pre-Rapture buying spree at a gun store where he had cameras snapping as he felt up some new weaponry to ward off those responsible for the end of the world. What we really learned about Kaman is that this guy really is the Ted Nugent of the NBA and his Twitpics prove it. JUMP!

May 20, 2011

JJ Barea & Zuleyka Rivera To Marry? What Is He Waiting On? [Photos]

Puerto Ricans are abuzz today over an innocent interview from WFAA in Dallas with Mavericks guard JJ Barea. Asked whether he'll be marrying his insanely hot girlfriend, the guard told a reporter "Maybe, we'll see," when pressed on his future plans. Could Barea possibly do any better? This is the mountain we all aspire to climb. It's the Mount Everest for men, especially tools that wear those stupid Euro knee shorts. Step up, Barea. Gallery of Ms. Rivera - JUMP!

May 19, 2011

Playboy Miss June Mei-Ling Lam Dishes On Celtics, Tom Brady’s Hair [5 Questions]

Take a hot Asian chick from Maine, throw her into the pages of Playboy and tell us she's willing to talk about her fascination with the Boston Celtics and we instantly send 5 Questions Editor Joe Student in for the interview. Would she like to play F, Marry, Kill with Boston's Big 3? You'll have to see for yourself - JUMP!

May 18, 2011

Dan Gilbert’s Son Was Just Too Damn Cute At NBA Lottery [Morning Twitpic]

14-year-old Nick Gilbert (cool Twitter account) took the stage in Secaucus, New Jersey last night as the representative of the Cleveland Cavaliers and stole the hearts and minds of millions of viewers with his designer glasses and a stellar bow tie. Whether you hate Dan Gilbert, his father and owner of the Cavs, that's for another day. Little Nick has suffered from nerve disorder Neurofibromatosis since birth, making it a feel good story that the teen walked away with the #1 pick in the upcoming draft. And that's where this story kinda ends. The NBA will eventually lock out its players and this sport is in for a huge labor battle. If you think the NFL lockout is ugly, you haven't seen anything. More pics of Nick's cool adventure...JUMP!

Apr 27, 2011

U.S. Aircraft Carrier Basketball Arena Renderings: Here Is What Basketball On A Floating Ship Looks Like

You might have heard how Michigan State and North Carolina will play a Veterans Day basketball game on a U.S....

Mar 18, 2011

Busted Coverage NBA Freeroll Challenge Reminder: Register, Set Lineup & Win Cash!

It’s time to get your shit together. Our Freeroll Challenge is tonight. All rosters need to be set before ...

Feb 25, 2011

$100 To First Person Landing Shawn Kemp Autograph On These "Don’t Make It Rain" Condoms

His autograph is worthless. It’s all about the experience and the hunt. Rules: Buy these condoms (no, this isn’t a...

Feb 10, 2011

Bill Walton Got Stoned And Banged A Hippie Drum Last Night At Kings Greatful Dead Night – Or Something Like That

All sorts of craziness was going on at Arco last night. Not only did the bro hit the half-court shot...

Feb 8, 2011

Blood’s Greatest Moments In Basketball History Highlighted By Matt Howard’s Face Exploding Last Night

Butler faced Illinois-Chicago last night and it was just another innocent game in the Midwest being watched by a few...

Feb 8, 2011

Ron Artest Either Went Nuts On Twitter Last Night Or Had His Account Hacked

i make the best frank and pork chocolate smoothies i love peanut butter and jelly in between cow tongue im...