Basketball - page 54

May 15, 2012

Dancers Of The NBA Playoffs: Thunder’s Alexis Knows Chemistry! [PHOTOS]

Asher is all over the NBA dancers lately for two reasons: (1.) The guy is in love with cheerleaders. Like thinks about them pretty much every day and (2.) He's on the hunt for the NBA dancer with the craziest college major. Today he makes a return trip to Oklahoma City to visit with Alexis. Her major: Chemistry. Not going to find one of those on the Lakers Girls. Once again, this is just how they roll in OKC. JUMP!

May 15, 2012

NBC L.A. Fired Some Worthless Intern After Last Night’s Logo Fail [Morning Twitpic]

Don't mind NBC L.A., they're just confused on which Kings team is in the NHL playoffs. Can you blame them? Kings hockey hasn't been in the news this much in 20 years. Of course confusing the Sacramento Kings and the Los Angeles Kings officially cost a USC intern his/her career at NBC. Over. In NBA news, the Thunder thumped the Lakers, 119-90, and gave us this great front page photo of James Harden in The Oklahoman. Let's get rolling!

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May 13, 2012

China Unveiled A Stephon Marbury Statue And Dennis Rodman Gave The Commencement Speech [PHOTOS]

A Stephon Marbury statue was unveiled on the lawn of the MasterCard Center where the Beijing Ducks won their first ever CBA championship. If it wasn't weird enough that China has a Stephon Marbury statue then guess who gave the commencement speech? Dennis Rodman. Why did Dennis Rodman give the commencement speech? We have absolutely no idea.  JUMP!

May 13, 2012

The Worst Alley Oop Attempt You Will Ever See [VIDEO]

Rajon Rondo of the Boston Celtics thought it would be a good idea to try an alley oop to his teammate who was ahead of the defense. Well, Ryan Hollins, was not prepared for the alley oop but went up for it anyways. He ended up catching the ball, missing the dunk, and landing flat on his ass. It's just good television. The Boston Celtics lead the Philadelphia 76ers 1 to nothing in the NBA Playoffs.  JUMP!

May 12, 2012

Anthony Davis Is Preparing For A Career In The Fast Food Industry [PHOTOS]

Future NBA player and former University of Kentucky Wildcat player Anthony Davis was seen at a local fast food restaurant operating the fryers. Davis is expecting to go as the first pick in the NBA Draft and make insane amounts of money. The unibrowed phenom showed off his wingspan while stretching over about 10 fryers. This could be his back up plan in case he is forced to play for Michael Jordan. HT Kentucky Sports Radio  JUMP!

May 12, 2012

Adam Sandler & His Buddy Had Great Seats For Clippers-Grizz [Morning Twitpic]

FINALLY! You guys realize the first round of the NBA Playoffs has taken like 27 days. Seriously, longer than a Kim Kardashian wedding. We'll finally end the madness with the Lakers tonight & the Clippers on Sunday thanks to the Grizzlies getting a road win last night, 90-88. In NFL news, Vince Young has found another job, this time with the Bills. As a friend told me, VY is going to hate life in Buffalo during the winter. Won't be able to go shirtless. Let's get rolling!

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May 11, 2012

Is Craig Sager Chasing Porn Chick From ‘Diesel Dongs 11’ During NBA Playoffs? [BC i-Team]

Would you blame Craig Sager if he was poon hunting during the NBA playoffs. Like (ex) porn star poon hunting? Not us. We're HUGE supporters of Sager chasing any poon, let alone white poon that used to perform in black dude videos. This one pretty much has it all. Porn. NBA. Intrigue. Sager. Playoffs. Big question from us: Does Craig Sager have road beef in each NBA city? JUMP!

OKC Thunder PA Announcer Arrested For Lewd & Indecent Acts; Admits To Porn Problem! [Cuff ‘Em]

Looks like the Oklahoma City Thunder will be looking for a new public address announcer for the second round of the NBA playoffs. Jim Miller, a high school teacher & the arena voice of Thunder basketball, was arrested last night for lewd or indecent acts with a child under 16. We have the arrest affidavit & it's not good for Jimbo. Seems that the guy has an Internet porn and masturbating problem. JUMP!

May 11, 2012

Yeah, Homey, The Nuggets Are Kicking Your Ass All The Way To Game 7 [Morning Twitpic]

It's all good, though, Kobe has this one under control. Headed home for Game 7. Saturday night in L.A. Gotta figure Pau Gasol will shoot better than 1-of-10 from the field and that someone off the bench will step up. Oh, the poor Lakers. What seems to be the problem? Andrew Bynum & Gasol are giant pussies and Kobe knows it. In sad NFL news, 60,000 are expected to attend a public tribute to Junior Seau tonight at Jack Murphy. Let's get rolling!

May 11, 2012

Karl Malone Is Trying To Sell His Ass Kicking Toyota Tundra; Less Than 10K Miles!

This popped up on Twitter this morning. According to a salesman (@JPwithanaccent) at Karl Malone Toyota: Karl Malone's Tundra is for sale. Specially equipped for hunting and outdoors and has less than 10,000 miles. Hmm, looking at that bed, doesn't look like you can get a dead bear into that ride. Will effort the salesman to get an estimate on how many dead animals it'll hold. Figure on a response in the morning.

May 10, 2012

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May 10, 2012

Dancers Of The NBA Playoffs: Clippers’ Katrina Has Nursing Dreams! [PHOTOS]

Asher has spent the better part of three weeks investigating the Clippers dance team. His mission? Find the chick with the craziest career goals. That led to Katrina, just another hot chick using her dance career to get into the nursing field. Or that's just what she tells her parents. Nursing seems like a giant waste of time when she could just marry right into millions and not have to waste time wiping down old dude asses. Her call, though. JUMP!

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May 10, 2012

WTF? OKC Thunder Dancers Shot A Bikini Calendar In An Oklahoma Stream! [PHOTOS]

You might remember last summer when BC blasted the Indianapolis Colts for shooting a bikini calendar along the banks of the Ohio River – driftwood, tires, sludge and all. It was easily the worst locale for a bikini calendar shoot in our years of doing this gig. Then, last week while perusing the Oklahoma City Thunder dancers photo galleries, we happened upon the 2nd worst bikini calendar locale. Some river bed in the middle of BFE, Oklahoma. JUMP!

May 10, 2012

Best Green Masked Homeslice Courtside At A Grizzlies Game – EVER! [Morning Twitpics]

Solid effort from Green Mask Bro at last night's Clippers-Memphis game. Of course we're tired of all the suits sitting courtside with their implanted arm candy. It's about time some 'normal' guy wearing a green mask and Empire Strikes Back shirt can score courtsides. Only bad news here for Grizz fans? They're still down 3-2. As for how the NY Post handled the Knicks elimination story, the paper ran this Flame Out headline on the back cover. Let's get rolling!

May 9, 2012

Sad, Sad Times For Greg Oden; Now Eating Bong Water NYC Meat Missiles

Deadspin has a piece today on how OSU tell-all walk-on journo Mark Titus is rapping about how Greg Oden became an alcoholic, was offered work in the porn world and had to be dragged out of his house after the dong photos ended up on the Internet. Someone get Titus a full-time ESPN gig – stat. Anyway, Oden's life and times are well documented on BC. He's now so down-and-out that trips to NYC include stops at the meat missile cart. JUMP!

May 9, 2012

Evan Turner’s Poor Game 5 Exacerbated By Jersey Chaser Eyeballing The Road Beef [Morning Twitpic]

First of all, solid offensive performance by the 76ers last night against the Bulls in Game 5. 32% from the field, 70% from the line and 69 points. Evan Turner's line: 2-of-7, 4 TO & 4 points. It almost seemed like something was bothering him. Poor, poor night for Philly as a whole. The 76ers lose, the Flyers get knocked out of the NHL playoffs & the Phillies lose to the Mets, giving them last place in East. Let's get rolling!

May 8, 2012

BC Reader Builds OKC Thunder Beer Pong Table With Automatic Ball Washer!

BC reader Shawn C. sent an email this afternoon announcing that his Oklahoma City Thunder beer pong table is ready to debut on the Internet. This isn't just another beer pong table, according to Shawn. "I built an OKC Thunder Beer Pong Table with an Automatic Ball Washer, LED Lights, 5 speakers and a 10in Sub. It is all parts ridiculous, but was a pretty fun build." Did he just say automatic ball washer? JUMP!

May 8, 2012

Better Cheerleader Butts At National Cherry Blossom Parade: Wizards Or Skins? [PHOTOS]

Anything worse than being pressured into going to a stupid parade with the GF/wife/lesbian lover and sitting there without any poon to peruse? The chick clowns are always old hags who plays Bozo's wife on weekends and fire candy at your face. The National Cherry Blossom Festival this year changed parades forever, in our minds, via the inclusion of the Washington Wizards and Redskins cheerleaders. It was pretty much a huge butt-off between the ladies. JUMP!

May 7, 2012

Dancers Of The NBA Playoffs: Hawks’ Crystal Hopkins Is A Country Singer! [PHOTOS]

Why do we want the Atlanta Hawks to prolong their home season as long as possible, even though they're down 3-1 against the Celtics in the NBA playoffs? Simple answer: Crystal Hopkins. She's one of the team's dancers & BC Cheerleader Stalker Asher put the pieces together on this 23-year-old who also has dreams of being a country singer. Did we mention the great rack and her dancing ability? God, please let the Celtics fold and the Hawks advance. JUMP!

May 6, 2012

Russell Westbrook Told A Reporter ‘No More Questions For You Bro’ [VIDEO]

After the Oklahoma City Thunder defeated the Dallas Mavericks, Russell Westbrook was asked some questions by reporter Johnathon Tjarks. Tjarks, who works for RealGM.com, asked Westbrook if he would consider James Harden a maximum contract player. Westbrook dodged the question and responded to Tjarks with a "No more questions for you bro". Video after the JUMP!

May 6, 2012

Chris Paul’s Son Makes Fun Of Blake Griffin’s Face [VIDEO]

Chris Paul brought his son to the post game press conference after the Los Angeles Clippers beat the Memphis Grizzlies. Chris was discussing a specific part of the game and asked his son to imitate Blake Griffin's game face. The kid did a spot on imitation of it and the crowd loved it. Thanks kid for creating a meme for us. The LA Clippers lead the series 2-1 against the Memphis Grizzlies. JUMP!

May 5, 2012

Typical Lakers Fan Digging For Gold During Kobe Free Throw [Morning Twitpic]

Is this some sort of fake Lakers fan that the Nuggets placed behind the basket for last night's game? That's the only excuse for some dirtbag picking her nose while Kobe is trying to sink a free throw while the Lakers are getting drilled. As for the game, the Nugs got a victory, making the series 2-1 L.A. Just another warning this morning, Erin Andrews says her Derby hat this year will be simple. Lots of flowers. Sad to hear there will be no more giant saucers. Let's get rolling!

May 4, 2012

Source: Kobe Bryant Disses Denver Tilted Kilt Waitresses Over Tattoos

We have boots on the ground in Denver this weekend for the Nuggets-Lakers series and they tell us Kobe Bryant might have pulled a Kobe move last night at the Tilted Kilt. Our ESPN TV sources tell us that the divorced Bryant had a particular problem with the waitresses at the notoriously busty brew pub. What was Kobe's issue with the waitresses? JUMP!

May 3, 2012

Marc Gasol Gets Fingered By This Memphis Fan [VIDEO]

Everyone was going nuts last night about Marc Gasol getting two in the stink during the Grizzlies-Clippers game. Of course the emails rolled in this morning. "Why are you guys late on the Gasol video?" Sorry, woke up a little foggy this morning after a Wednesday night bender in NYC. That meant lots of whiskey and like 5 hours of sleep. Anyway, Gasol got fingered and the Internet went nuts. Ho-hum. JUMP!

May 2, 2012

Chris Kaman Should Get Good Gas Mileage Driving Home To Michigan [PHOTOS]

Keep your eyes on the Chris Kaman Twitter account the next couple of days. Ted Nugent's love child packed up his ass kickin' trucks today and is heading back to Michigan where he'll spend the next few months blowing up sh*t and digging piles of dirt. Not kidding, the exploits of Kaman in Michigan are well documented. You should see these rides he's taking back. Suck it, gas mileage. You're dead to Kaman. JUMP!

May 2, 2012

Derrick Rose Had This Suite All To Himself Last Night In Chicago [Morning Twitpic]

Poor Derrick Rose. It's bad enough to have a blown out ACL, meaning you'll miss the Eastern Conference Finals against Bron Bron. But then the Bulls go and throw you into an empty suite. As of this writing the Bulls have a 53-45 lead. I'm on a 6 a.m. flight right now so you can go watch SportsCenter to get the final score. In fishing news, do you need some extra cash & live in Washington/Oregon? Go fishing & get paid. Let's get rolling!

Apr 30, 2012

3 Biggest Douchebags At Tonight’s Heat-Knicks Game Two

Gonna make this one short because it's Monday, it's getting late and my ass spent most of the weekend entertaining you guys because Screencapper Matt decided to work for like 2 hours each day. Anyway, here are the 3 Biggest Douchebags At Game Two Of The Knicks-Heat Series. You'd get more than three but, again, I'm tired and not really in the mood to expand this to four or five douchebags. Cool? JUMP!

Apr 30, 2012

Floyd Mayweather Reportedly Won $1.8 Million Via Clippers Comeback Last Night

Now, before you start screaming that this is just some stupid wild rumor and no human would put $1.8 million on a first-round NBA game, realize that Floyd Mayweather's track record speaks for itself. For example, Money has bet $150,000 on the Little Caesars Bowl. But what's odd about this tweet last night from Twitter sports badboy Incarcerated Bob is that Floyd isn't known to brag about his bets until they're winners. Think he was sweating down 21? JUMP!

Apr 29, 2012

ESPN Fired An Intern Today: Wait, When Did Phoenix Make The Playoffs?

Know why we love our readers? Guys like Jason B. are sitting on their asses on a Sunday afternoon watching the Utah vs. San Antonio game and sending us screencaps of bullshit like this from ESPN. How does shit like this happen? It's the weekend, people are hungover and some smartass intern figures nobody is watching this game so he'll slip in a Phoenix victory. Guess who's not in the playoffs? Phoenix. Now, don't mind us, we're heading off to watch our 60 Minutes DVR.

Apr 28, 2012

Here’s Derrick Rose Injuring His Knee In Garbage Time Against 76ers [VIDEO]

This is why you never leave your star players on the court when the game is in hand. Derrick Rose went down with an injury to what looked like his knee after falling awkwardly on it. The Chicago Bulls took on the Philadelphia 76ers in Game 1 of the NBA Playoffs where the Bulls pulled out the win. We'll see if Derrick Rose is able to return for Game 2 or if this will effect this series or series to come. HT Deadspin JUMP!

Apr 27, 2012

Hottest Dance Teams Of The 2012 NBA Playoffs

The NBA Playoffs get started Saturday with the 76ers traveling to Chicago for a 1:30 tip against the Bulls, followed by the Knicks playing in Miami against the odds-on-favorite to win the 2012 NBA Championship. Pregame.com has Lebron and the Heat as 2/1 favorites and Chicago as 4/1 to win it all. This also marks a cheerleading milestone for certain units. How about the Los Angeles Clippers dance team finally working into May, a first since '05-06. JUMP!

Apr 27, 2012

Drunken Michigan Athletic Director In 120 MPH Police Chase After Women’s NCAA Tourney Championship! [Cuff ‘Em]

Newspaper reporters keep driving us nuts. They're always burying the lede. Take this story about a local Michigan athletic director leading cops on a drunken 120 m.p.h. police chase. Blah, blah, blah...AND THEN THEY TELL US HOMEBOY WAS DRUNK AFTER BOOZING & WATCHING THE WOMEN'S NCAA TOURNAMENT CHAMPIONSHIP! Biggest embarrassment ever? JUMP!

Apr 25, 2012

Playboy’s Miss May Nikki Leigh Wants To Meet Blake Griffin, Says He’s “A Stud” [5 Questions]

The last time Busted Coverage's star interviewer Joseph Student sat down with a Playboy Playmate he caused drama in Denver via Leola Bell's comments about loving Tebow. The magazine enjoyed our interview so much that BC got a mention in the April issue. Anyway, Student sat down today with Miss May Nikki Leigh & jumped straight into his classic line of questioning. Let's just say that Ms. Leigh begged us to help her meet Blake Griffin. JUMP!

Apr 24, 2012

Boooo! Arianny Celeste Is A Miami Heat Fan [PHOTOS]

Here's what is hard to figure out with hot chicks. Why don't they call each other out for jumping on NBA bandwagons? Guys would give each other sh*t for years if one of your buddies rooted for the Nets and suddenly became a Mavs fan during the NBA Finals. But hot chicks don't operate in this fashion. It's as if they don't care about loyalty. And it's just understood. Chick code. For example, we now learn that Arianny Celeste has climbed on the Lebron bandwagon. JUMP!

Apr 24, 2012

Dancers Of The NBA Playoffs: Mavericks’ Meghan Went To Arkansas! [PHOTOS]

What exactly do they feed women in the SEC that makes them turn into either an NBA dancer or a boutique owner in a Dallas galleria? And they're all blonde. It's as if the Gods figured that women in the south would be good at three things: Shakin' it for NBA fans, selling fat women clothes they shouldn't be wearing and being hot trophy wives. It's an amazing world God has created. Take Mavs dancer Meghan. She's already an all star at two of the three. JUMP!

Apr 24, 2012

Molly Sullivan Is Your New 76ers Sideline Reporter [PHOTOS]

Our old friend Molly Sullivan has finally landed a big time East Coast job where sideline reporters become noticed instead of languishing in Las Vegas. We happened to be in the same Playboy fantasy football league with Molly last season with plenty of other C-listers. Little did we know that Meridith Marakovits would get called up to the YES Network & the 76ers would have a sideline opening. One thing leads to another and Molly gets the CSN job. Philly is on notice. JUMP!

Apr 24, 2012

ESPN Has Turned SportsCenter Into CBS Nightly News Circa 1972 [Morning Twitpic]

What the f*ck is going on with the sports world? Are we running out of filler for the 24-hour news cycle? Dropping espionage and _____-gate makes us feel like a Walter Cronkite hologram will show up after a commercial & kick Neil Everett's ass. Jesus! Can't we get a fake Steve Phillips press conference about Albert Pujols being homerless? In NHL news, the Rangers force a Game 7 while Gary Bettman battles the shits over the Blackhawks being eliminated. Let's get rolling!