Joe Kinsey

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May 16, 2014

Andrew Luck Playing Bar Trivia, Romo Curses Clippers & Redskins Tat

  You know what’s not fair? Andrew Luck walking into the Elbow Room in Indianapolis for trivia night. You know he’s brilliant. I know he’s brilliant. Stanford knows he’s brilliant (had a 3.48 GPA at Stanford in environmental engineering). Your...

May 15, 2014

The West Houston Twin Peaks Bikini Pageant Seemed To Be Fun

  Our Houston-based photographer friend Scott Byrne was at it again. This guy will go out of his way to find ladies doing pretty much anything in that city. He’ll photograph the Texans cheerleaders at a draft party. He’ll shoot...

May 15, 2014

Nick Saban: "Kiss My Ass"

[protected-iframe id=”b46a78bf7c4f5f2fdb7e59ce44854973-22577676-23105199″ info=”http://c.brightcove.com/services/viewer/federated_f9?isSlim=1″ width=”600″ height=”350″]   You think Nick Saban has time to talk about a Pat White claim that he was offered a Corvette to sign with Alabama before Saban was the school’s coach? He doesn’t. The odd part...

Greg Hardy's Girlfriend All Smiles On Facebook With Pro Bowler

  A shadowy character using a “Greg Hardy” Gmail account contacted me tonight with links to photos of Carolina Panthers Pro Bowler Greg Hardy’s girlfriend, the one who accused the defensive end of assaulting her this week at his residence....

May 15, 2014

Drunk Twins Lady Gives Little Girl Middle Finger For Not Throwing Back HR Ball

  Drunk lady: “Throw it back.” Little girl: “No.” Drunk lady: “Fuck you.” I can read lips. It appears we have a new fanbase to bash for being drunk idiots. Good work, Drunk Twins Lady. You just put your fans...

May 15, 2014

Cal Ripken Starting To Look Like An Offensive Lineman

  Cal was listed as 6’4″ and 200 pounds during his MLB career. I’m going to go out on a limb and say Junior is pushing 2 fitty these days. Maybe it’s just the angle and the headphones around his...

May 15, 2014

May 15, 2014

The Jameis Winston Crab Leg Theft Video Is Pretty Boring

  [youtube http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RLt6Z7n1Kbc]   That’s it? Wait, you mean I don’t get to see Publix crab leg cops chasing Winston into the parking lot? I don’t get to see Winston hauling ass to his getaway car in the parking lot?...

May 15, 2014

Jared Allen Is Unloading His Classy Minnesota House – $1,750,000

  I was at lunch today when I got a Zillow alert on a house in Minnesota that I didn’t remember setting. One thing led to another and I realized it was an alert for Jared Allen’s house. He’s selling...

May 15, 2014

Charles Barkley Puts On Golfing Clinic For Freddy Couples & Bruce Pearl

    [youtube http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=55r7WdP2n_E]   What the hell was that on Wednesday at the Regions Tradition Pro-Am? Didn’t he work with Hank Haney for a year or so to create a better swing? If you think Barkley is horrible at...

May 15, 2014

The Best Asian Baseball Bat Flippers Of The GIF Era

  You know there is an unwritten code of conduct for Major League Baseball players. Don’t try to bunt when a pitcher is working on a no-hitter and don’t flip your bat like a moron when you rip a home...

May 15, 2014

I Love This Bat Flip From Yankees Slugger Yangervis Solarte

  Since everyone is freaking out over baseball bat flips this week I couldn’t pass up posting Yangervis Solarte’s flip last night against the Mets. Solarte is a rookie with just 119 ABs so he’s still working on his flip....

May 15, 2014

Lauren Tannehill Pays Up, Manziel Vs. 21 Year Old & Ring Girl Zuki Jai

  Let me recommend Pacers at Wizards tonight at 8 on ESPN. We get to see if the Pacers can proceed to choke away another game in this series and let the Heat get another day of vacation. Those of...