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The Jameis Winston Crab Leg Theft Video Is Pretty Boring




That’s it?

Wait, you mean I don’t get to see Publix crab leg cops chasing Winston into the parking lot? I don’t get to see Winston hauling ass to his getaway car in the parking lot? That’s the casual look of someone who has had a few crab leg rodeos with Publix.

Someone in security obviously didn’t get the memo that the dude who brought a national championship and the Heisman to Tallahassee doesn’t pay for crab legs. You don’t see much concern on from Jameis. Crab legs night!




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