Joe Kinsey

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Jul 13, 2014

German Soccer WAGs Celebrate Their Meal Tickets Winning The World Cup

  That is Mats Hummels celebrating Germany’s World Cup win with girlfriend Cathy Fischer, a member of the German WAG Big Three. You might remember Fischer from earlier in the tournament when her and fellow WAGs destroyed a bag of...

Jul 13, 2014

Tom Brady Had A Firm Grip On Gisele At The World Cup

  I watched approximately two minutes of the World Cup match and that was only to make sure the Watch ESPN app was working on my phone, which was then connected via Bluetooth to a Motorola Sol speaker that was...

Jul 12, 2014

Skinny Barry Bonds Went For A Ride Today

  It’s been a few months since we’ve checked in with Barry Bonds so I figured you guys would want to see what the Home Run King is up to this weekend. As you know, the Tour de France is...

LeBron Browns Jersey, LeBron Burnt Jersey At Cubs Game & New Clemens Swag

  Friday morning I was thinking there was no way LeBron was going to Cleveland once ESPN put the full-on blitz with the Dan Gilbert letter and D. Wade flying back to Miami with the greatest player of this generation....

Jul 12, 2014

27 NSFW Black Dudes React To LeBron Leaving Miami For Cleveland

  It happened. It was all perfectly calculated. Professional. Smart. Classy. Very 2014. Etc. Etc. Etc. I was on my way to the Pontiac Silverdome when word dropped that LeBron decided to go home so I missed the initial reaction...

Jul 11, 2014

"F— Her Right In The Pussy" Gets Violent On WGN

    [youtube https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3H2AdsWfTkE?rel=0]   TV stations are now on high alert for “Fuck her right in the pussy” guys who will strike at any moment. You’ve seen these guys do their thing after World Cup games. You’ve seen these...

Jul 11, 2014

Jul 11, 2014

Red Sox Guy Catches Tricky Foul Ball, His Chick Won't Get Off Her Phone

      This right here is the death of baseball. So Red Sox guy just made a great play on a foul ball to steal it away from Nantucket Tool and is obviously full of adrenaline. He’s on a...

Jul 11, 2014

Shirtless Andrew Luck Playing Beach Soccer In Brazil

  You might remember a couple weeks ago when Andrew Luck went to the World Cup for a USA match and was mistaken for Michael Phelps. Now comes the photo of shirtless Andrew Luck playing beach soccer while on his...

Jul 11, 2014

Sharapova Beach Time, Notre Dame's New Sideline Reporter & Parnevik Crash

  Women’s British Open. The U.S. Senior Open Championship. The John Deere Classic. Don’t like golf? You’re in big trouble this afternoon. This really is a shitty time for sports. The Tour de France is a mess. ESPN is showing...

Jul 11, 2014

Urban Meyer's 50th Party, Durant At Craps Table & Pippen's Wife!

  This could be bad news for Cleveland fans. LeBron returned to Miami late last night WITH WADE ON THE SAME FLIGHT. This isn’t looking good for the Cavs. It’s hard to believe Wade would want to fly with Bron...

Jul 10, 2014

Andrew Wiggins With A Decent Summer League Dunk

    [protected-iframe id=”eba64e95537c9b4883499a99c7027076-22577676-23105199″ info=”//instagram.com/p/qQfYDzymUr/embed/” width=”600″ height=”700″ frameborder=”0″ scrolling=”no”]   Here, let me show you another angle of this 6’8 beast Andrew Wiggins that LeBron can mold into his Scottie Pippen. Wiggins won’t turn 20 until February while LeBron hits...

Jul 10, 2014

Kelly Hall-Stafford In A Bikini Worm Race On 4th Of July Booze Cruise

[protected-iframe id=”da428441918deaef409f2fa5c5408073-22577676-23105199″ info=”//instagram.com/p/qSpYesKdyy/embed/” width=”600″ height=”700″ frameborder=”0″ scrolling=”no”]     I figured we hadn’t seen all the footage that would come out of Kelly Hall’s family 4th of July booze cruise. You might remember earlier this week when we got a...