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Jul 10, 2014

Cleveland Zoo Owl Predicts LeBron Will Sign With Miami

    [protected-iframe id=”300d5af9bdf11ee7e5dc0f249a624af6-22577676-23105199″ info=”http://c.brightcove.com/services/viewer/federated_f9?isSlim=1″ width=”640″ height=”390″]   We’ve seen Chris Broussard put his guestimate as high as 85% probability that LeBron would sign with the Cavs. Nate Silver, an odds expert who’s usually not wrong, has the Heat with...

Jul 10, 2014

Chandler Parsons Signed Mavs Contract At Club With Cuban

  Ever see a guy sign a three-year, $45 million offer sheet at a club with an NBA owner? Now you have. That’s Chandler Parsons and Mark Cuban doing paperwork last night at the Attic in Orlando where Parsons became...

Jul 10, 2014

Shirtless Joe Flacco's 4th Of July Beach Gun Show

  Are those swim trunks a little short for 2014? Aren’t they supposed to be just above the knee, no longer? I get that the sophisticated man of 2014 is supposed to wear shorter trunks because GQ & Men’s Health...

American Pie Girls 15 Years Later, LT Selling Mansion & NSFW World Cup Reactions

  If you’re tired of LeBron chatter on ESPN, you should just turn off your TV and go play golf today. There isn’t shit going on in the sports world so they’re going to drive this story into the ground....

Jul 10, 2014

Cowboys Cheerleaders At Baseball Game, Rob Ryan In SD & Dutch Hulkster

  I went to a bar last night for some dinner and to keep an eye on the Netherlands-Argentina match. This is a bar that is normally filled with college-aged, highly educated, hipster, world traveling locals. It’s the type of...

Jul 10, 2014

Johnny Manziel & Colleen Crowley Do Boston

  Well, it appears Johnny Manziel has found a semi-full time girlfriend in Texas socialite Colleen Crowley. These two have spent at least two weekends and now some time in Boston where they were spotted at tonight’s Red Sox game....

Jul 9, 2014

Jul 9, 2014

Pat Riley Blowing Off Steam At Blackjack Tables Before LeBron Meeting

  Pat Riley is 69. You think the guy really wants to visit Vegas in July and have the pressure of the world on his shoulders. Micky Arison has told the guy to go to Vegas and bring LeBron back...

Jul 9, 2014

Moving Trucks Spotted At LeBron's Miami House

  Maybe he’s just taking his cars to Akron for the summer. We don’t want Cleveland fans to get too crazy, but you can see what I’m seeing. You also know that Chris Broussard says LeBron is 85% to return...

Jul 9, 2014

Tim Howard Now Getting Spotted At Walgreens & Lifetime Fitness

  You think Tim Howard ever had to worry about fans stopping him for photos at Lifetime Fitness or Walgreens a month ago? Nope. Now the guy can’t walk into a gym to get a burn in without white dudes...

Jul 9, 2014

20 NSFW Black Dudes Analyze LeBron To Cleveland Drama

  IT’S ALL HAPPENING! The Cavs are making salary room for the return of LeBron to the city that said he was never welcome back. Cleveland is in a frenzy. Chris Broussard says the Cavs have an 85% chance to...

Jul 9, 2014

Brazil Fan Smashes TV In Street After Tough Loss

    [youtube https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VGANZPHKyNw?rel=0]   That looks like a 60 incher. Look, it’s logical for Brazilian fans to be upset about that heartbreaking 7-1 loss to Germany. Your country took billions that could’ve been used for infrastructure upgrades and built...

Jul 9, 2014

Pageviews Drags Jarret Stoll To Disney World

  Bro, there is still time to get out of this mess. All you have to do is tell her you are going in a different direction and need some space. Stoll, you have to realize at 32 that this...