Joe Kinsey

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Dec 13, 2014

Amanda Dufner Christmas Dress, John Elway Bowling & Vols Robber

Boring Marcus Mariota I’m trying to think back to all the boring Heisman winners from the modern era. O.J. Simpson? No. Marcus Allen? No. Ty Detmer? He is/was pretty boring. Jason White always seemed kinda boring. Marcus Mariota will out-bore...

Dec 12, 2014

Texans Cheerleaders Take Freestyle Friday To Boxing Ring

  I’ve sorta lost track of the Houston Texans cheerleaders and their Freestyle Friday videos because Friday afternoons end up being ridiculously slow and I usually find something else to do from 2-5 EST. Not today. I’m just sitting around...

Dec 12, 2014

Aaron Rodgers Is Killing Olivia Munn's Sex Life

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Chris Gonos Apologizes To Johnny Manziel For Fight

  It’s good to see Chris Gonos — the felon who approached Johnny Manziel at The 9 (where Johnny lives) — step up and apologize for causing a fight that caused national headlines and unneeded attention during John’s ascension to...

Dec 12, 2014

Bama Fan Pulls Knife During Shoplifting

  Crime Stoppers of Metro Alabama won’t come out and say that these two Bama scumbags were shoplifting Roll Tide gear during a December 3 incident at a Trussville, Alabama store, but I will. Look at Bama fan looking for...

Dec 12, 2014

Watch For The Spinning Elbow…LOOK OUT…Too Late Corrin Eaton

  As you guys already know, it has to be a special kind of MMA knockout for me to waste your time with MMA knockouts. You know the drill with MMA: too many fights, too many bros you don’t know,...

Dec 12, 2014

Dec 12, 2014

Mrs. Tom Brady At The Beach, Bilzerian Lawsuit News & SEC Coaches In Ugly Sweaters

  Welcome to the weekend when ESPN gives you FCS college football — Chattanooga at New Hampshire — 8 p.m. on ESPN2. If you’re sitting at home on a Friday night and watching FCS games, you might want to reevaluate...

Dec 12, 2014

Lauren Tannehill At Christmas Party, Drunk Herbstreit & Stuffed Shaun Hill

  NFL Playoff Probability…Cardinals are in…without a QB Numbers never lie, right? Wrong. The Cardinals now have a 36% probability of playing in the Super Bowl. You think that’s going to happen with a 3rd stringer possibly commanding this team...

Dec 11, 2014

Manny Ramirez Trying To Hit A Golf Ball

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Dec 11, 2014

Playboy Model Nadia Nicole Destroying Vegas Parlay Contests

Meet Nadia Nicole. Some of you might already know of her as the @parlayprincess after collecting a $45,000 check with her boyfriend Ryan Cazares from the William Hill parlay contest. Others might remember Nadia from her days getting naked for...

Dec 11, 2014

I Finally Drove Sam Ponder Over The Edge…She Blocked BC

  It’s all over. The run was fun while it lasted. Sam Ponder must’ve finally gotten tired of her tweets showing up in the Daily Dump. She has officially blocked BC, even though I’m 99.9% positive I haven’t followed her...

Dec 11, 2014

Chris Berman Has A George Costanza Wallet, Chelsa Messinger Reports

  You might remember our old friend Chelsa Messinger from her days at an Alabama TV station where she first burst onto the scene as one of the next great sportscasters. She’s now at WINK in Fort Myers and married...