Welcome to the weekend when ESPN gives you FCS college football — Chattanooga at New Hampshire — 8 p.m. on ESPN2. If you’re sitting at home on a Friday night and watching FCS games, you might want to reevaluate a few things in life. Same goes for those of you who are on the couch watching Lakers-Spurs at 9:30 on ESPN. The Lakers are garbage and it’s December. Get your ass to a bar and get drunk like the rest of society. Don’t have friends? Go on Tinder and use Darren Rovell tweets to pick up women. It works.