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Jul 9, 2015

Urban Meyer's Vacation Goatee Growing In On Put-In-Bay [UPDATE]

  Urban Meyer told the assembled Buckeyes media at the beginning of July that he had simple plans for his upcoming vacation and had no interest in thinking of Ohio State as being the hunted this season. “My thought right...

Jul 9, 2015

Naked Pennsylvania Man Arrested For Hoggin' & Drinking A Sixer Of Hamm's In Neighbor's Barn

  Pennsylvanian Larry Henry just likes getting, drunk, naked and hanging out in hog barns. You have a problem with that? It’s not like he’s hurting anyone. Sure, the pigs belong to Larry’s neighbor, but the neighbor just needs to...

Peter Burns Is Out Of His Mind…Bama Only Loses Three Games This Year

  So former Busted Coverage morning guy Peter Burns (@PeterBurnsESPN) , who went on to bigger and better things with the SEC Network and hosting the Paul Finebaum Show while Paul is on vacation, dropped a bomb yesterday during his...

Jul 9, 2015

It Was Rub & Tug Wednesday Night In Chicago

It's that time of the year when Chicago fans get fun.

Jul 9, 2015

More McNabb DUI Details, Tacko Fall's Diet & Coach K's Rental Radio

  That HUGE Cardinals-Pirates series opens tonight on MLB (7 EST). Pittsburgh fans are usually good for something to go viral so I might keep an eye on that one while also watching the CFL action on ESPN2. There’s also...

Jul 9, 2015

Jul 9, 2015

Charlotte's Wild Morning, Gruden Hooters Commercial & Mozgov's Hog

  Charlotte McKinney’s morning on Instagram Do yourself a favor and do some searching for what Charlotte put on IG this morning. She was either hacked or very drunk. I can’t even post the three questionable pics that were uploaded....

Jul 8, 2015

Florida Bro Arrested For Playing National Anthem On Sidewalk, Wants To Be Jags Mascot

  Lane Pittman, who works on the Jacksonville Jaguars “hype crew,” was just trying to out-bro the rest of the bros in Jacksonville on July 4th. He just wanted to slay through the Star-Spangled Banner for those who gathered on...

Jul 8, 2015

27 NSFW Black Dudes React To JPP Blowing Off His Finger

  And you fools wonder why NFL contracts include clauses about what the player is allowed to do during the offseason. These NFL suits include that stuff because they know you’re young and dumb and will blow the shit out...

Jul 8, 2015

Florida Masseuse Mistress Creammy Juicy Arrested For Fraud After Cops Set Him Up

  Look, if you’re going to pose as a masseuse on Backpage.com, at least go get your license. The cops in Hollywood, Florida don’t want “Mistress Creammy Juicy” offering deals like $100 for a half hour massage unless customers are...

Jul 8, 2015

What Kind Of Maniac Would Try To Kill Brittney Palmer?

  What kind of maniac would try to kill a UFC Ring Girl? The LAPD says Brittney Palmer’s husband, Aaron Zalewski, went nuts on her during a June domestic situation and he was arrested for attempted murder of the longtime...

Jul 8, 2015

Marcus Mariota Went Swimming With His Buddies Over The 4th

  I’ve been wondering what Marcus Mariota is up to now that he has that big contract…whoops, Mariota is the only first rounder who doesn’t have a contract right now. It’s not a money issue with the Titans — the...