Pennsylvanian Larry Henry just likes getting, drunk, naked and hanging out in hog barns. You have a problem with that? It’s not like he’s hurting anyone. Sure, the pigs belong to Larry’s neighbor, but the neighbor just needs to chill the hell out. You want Larry doing something stupid like drinking and driving?
Larry being naked and in a hog barn is much better than this guy driving around Amish neighborhoods.
From LancasterOnline.com:
Larry William Henry, of Safe Harbor Road, is charged with indecent exposure, criminal trespass and public drunkenness regarding the June 26 incident on a Coffee Street Road farm.
Henry was previously banned from being on the farm after he was found trespassing there in 2011, an arrest affidavit shows.
However, police allege, Henry broke the order and was naked with pigs inside a barn on the night of June 26.
“I just like pigs,” Henry told officers who asked why he was there, the affidavit shows.
Cops also found Larry drinking a sixer of Hamm’s. Yeah, that stuff is still made. I know, you had no idea.
Look, the days when you could go hoggin’ while drunk seem to be over. A neighbor will call the cops on your ass. Larry is 65 so there’s a good chance he’s been hoggin’ his whole life. You don’t just one day when you’re 65 think it’s the perfect time to start hoggin’. You don’t go from getting drunk while watching Deadliest Catch to wanting to get naked with pigs.
That has to be a lifelong trait.
