Look, if you’re going to pose as a masseuse on Backpage.com, at least go get your license. The cops in Hollywood, Florida don’t want “Mistress Creammy Juicy” offering deals like $100 for a half hour massage unless customers are getting a licensed massage.
The Palm Beach Post says the cops weren’t even playing when Juicy started talking money.
Dwayne Brandon, 24, posted an ad on backpage.com, calling himself “Mistress Creammy Juicy,” the report said.
The ad read: “With my beauty and astonishing physique, I would LOVE to make your evening TRULY JUICY & no need to worry, all my pics are 10000% me. Promised!,” the report said.
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Brandon responded: “A massage with oil,” adding that he is not a prostitute. He also repeatedly asked the officer if he was with the police, the report said.
Here’s the ad that Juicy was using on Backpage.com. Listen, as soon as I seen “hung stallion,” I’m out. No thanks.