Joe Kinsey

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Jul 21, 2015

Tim Couch Selling His Massive Kentucky Mansion — Just $4,750,000

  I guess once you decide to sell a nearly 13,000 square foot house it means that you’re downsizing, especially when you live in Lexington, KY. Tim Couch is dumping his insane five bedroom, nine bathroom mansion with a crazy...

Jul 21, 2015

Maniac Florida Man Swings Machete At Step-Grandson After Dog Dropped A Deuce On Couch

  Let’s say that t-shirt was in stuffed in your face. How long before you puke? 30 seconds? Less? And what were the odds that a guy would be arrested this week wearing a 1994 World Cup t-shirt? Fairly high,...

Jul 21, 2015

Gronk Tells Red Carpet Reporter He Likes Blondes…and Brunettes….Hahahahaha

  Hey Jordan Duffy, why don’t you just ask Gronk if he’ll go back to your hotel and show you his Super Bowl ring? Come on, like Gronk is going to be pigeonholed into one hair color or the other....

Ohio State's Boren Brothers (And Dad) Take Out Trash Like No Other In Columbus

This dumpster by my office is fantastic #GoBucks pic.twitter.com/dQwkdbNzXF — Drew (@DrewGuess) July 21, 2015   How big is the That Team Up North-Ohio State rivalry? Are you working on a project in Columbus and need a dumpster? Are you...

Jul 21, 2015

28-Year-Old Florida Man Threatens To Kill Mom & Dad Because They Didn't Buy Organic Food

  Want to know what this country has come to? We now have 28-year-old losers living at home with mom and dad who threaten to kill mom and dad when they don’t buy ORGANIC food at the grocery store. Not...

Jul 21, 2015

Maine Diner Owner & Cleveland Indians Fan Shuts Up Screaming Kid By Screaming At Kid

[protected-iframe id=”2e40283bbe45e755f0e1513aa28e2627-22577676-23105199″ info=”http://c.brightcove.com/services/viewer/federated_f9?isSlim=1″ width=”640″ height=”390″]   I can’t get enough of this story of a Maine diner owner, also a Cleveland Indians fan, named Darla Neugebauer who screamed back at a screaming child. Guess what happened when Darla screamed at...

Jul 21, 2015

Jul 21, 2015

Shaq Vs. Pippen Vagina War, LeAnn Rimes By A Pool & UK Fan's Message

  I have no clue what you should watch tonight. More baseball? No thanks. ESPN has a hot episode of E:60 to watch if you’re bored. They’ll also be showing highlights from the 2014 NFL season. How do I know...

Jul 21, 2015

Zach Johnson's Hair, Roger Clemens HUGE Pants & A Michigan In A Diaper

  Zach Johnson’s hair It’s time to just let it all go. You’re very wealthy. You’ve now had one helluva PGA career. You’ll be 40 in February. You’re now 4-1 in playoffs. Don’t sweat the hair. It’s a mess. There’s...

Jul 20, 2015

Drunk Florida Homeless Man Stabbed A Guy With A Machete Over His Cellphone

  Let me clear up that headline for you. I’m constantly being told by the SEO geniuses to stuff it all in there so we can get like 10-15 clicks from Google so you get an action-packed headline that might...

Jul 20, 2015

Annnnddddd…We Have Shots Fired From Nik Stauskas' Ex-Girlfriend

  Uhhh, things HAVE NOT settled down in the Nik Stauskas vs. ex-girlfriend Taylor Anderson post-relationship battle. Just a few days after a semi-heated Twitter exchange, Anderson went on a decent IG heater over the weekend that culminated this afternoon...

Jul 20, 2015

Tabloid Claims Kate Upton Told Verlander To Slow Down With Wedding Talk

  Welp, it looks like Detroit Tigers fans are about to lose their minds just a little more thanks to a very brief little nugget from OK! Magazine that was posted this morning, just a day after Justin Verlander was...

Jul 20, 2015

Looks Like Jarret Stoll & Erin Andrews Are All Good Now

  Hand on Pageviews’ ass, workin’ on a Pacifico las week at a post-Nickelodeon awards show party, everything seems to be just fine between cocaine mule Jarret Stoll and his engagement ring hungry girlfriend Erin Andrews. It would’ve been very...