Let me clear up that headline for you. I’m constantly being told by the SEO geniuses to stuff it all in there so we can get like 10-15 clicks from Google so you get an action-packed headline that might be a little confusing.
Here we go.
That’s Guillermo Bejerano’s mugshot. He got into a war with some other old Florida codger on Sunday over a cellphone. At some point a machete came out and Guillermo used it, according to police.
From NBC Miami:
According to an arrest report, Bejerano is homeless and live in the area. He had accused Lopez of taking his cell phone and took the machete out of a shopping cart he was pushing, the report said.
Bejerano told police that Lopez had his cell phone and refused to give it back to him, the report said. He admitted he got upset and hit Lopez with the machete, the report said.
Ahh, so this was just some minor spat between old dudes, right? Nope. The guy who got chopped by the machete received “dozens of stitches, and fractured his skull and hand,” according to NBC Miami.
Of course I’m confused why a homeless 80 year old has a cell phone in the first place. Maybe it’s one of those 911 phones for emergencies. This is where I need more information from NBC Miami. Was Guillermo’s phone legit? Did he have Tinder, Twitter, Facebook, etc.?
I’ll tell you this right now: You don’t want to fuck around with Guillermo in the pen. Hell yes this guy would shank you in a heartbeat. Like he has anything to lose at this point. You know he has some old prison tricks up his sleeves.
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