I guess once you decide to sell a nearly 13,000 square foot house it means that you’re downsizing, especially when you live in Lexington, KY. Tim Couch is dumping his insane five bedroom, nine bathroom mansion with a crazy workout room that is the type of house that was supposed to be a forever home.
It can all be yours for $4,750,000.
No joke, this is one of the most incredible athlete houses to ever pass through Busted. I have no idea how much money Tim and his wife burned decorating the place, but you should just buy it furnished. Tim got $12.25M guaranteed from the Browns in 1999 as the #1 overall in the draft. Sportrac.com has Tim’s career NFL earnings somewhere around $20M.
According to Tim’s realtor:
Fitness exercise room, wet bar, coffered ceilings, hand scraped hardwood flooring, professionally-designed interior decor, an elevator to all three floors, extensive mirroring, delightful fireplaces , lush his and her bathrooms with dual vanities, thermador towel warming drawers in the shower, outdoor kitchen with a Wolf grill, fully equipped butler’s pantry, terrace, balconies. You’ll love the Rhino Sport Court Basketball court. The combination of luxury and practicality creates a showcase for elegant living and brilliant craftsmanship.
Did you say Rhino basketball court? Let me call the bank!
Other highlights of Tim Couch’s insane KY pad:
• 5 huge bedrooms, 6 full and 3 half baths, 4 car garage
• Just look at that basement…your ass will never come up for air…have kegs delivered…never leave
• Kinda disappointed in the lack of sitting areas around the pool. Lose the Mediterranean feel or whatever his wife was going for
• Buyer beware: Your extended family will never leave; Don’t have Christmas here
• 6.6 miles from Whole Foods
• 6.6 miles from Applebees
Mortgage: Seriously, you can’t even pay the electric bill let alone the mortgage
