Let’s say that t-shirt was in stuffed in your face. How long before you puke? 30 seconds? Less? And what were the odds that a guy would be arrested this week wearing a 1994 World Cup t-shirt? Fairly high, right?
Now, it’s time to dig into this amazing arrest report out of Volusia County, Florida. Think Daytona Beach; that part of the state.
From the Orlando Sentinel:
Deputies say a 68-year-old Orange City man threatened his teenage step-grandson with a machete for disciplining a 14-pound Chihuahua that defecated on the family’s couch.
Robert Kronz, 68, was yelling at his dog Sunday evening, when the 17-year-old decided to take the disciplining into his own hands – literally, according to a Volusia County Sheriff’s Office report.
Kronz told deputies the teen hit the dog, and could’ve easily hurt it because it’s so small. And because of that, witnesses said Kronz became irate.
Then all hell broke loose. The teen’s brother got involved and there was a struggle. It’s Florida, you know it didn’t just end with a single warning machete swing.
Oh, there’s more. According to WNDB, Bob seems to be the disciplinarian around the house and had enough out of his punk step-grandsons.
Kronz was arrested after telling VCSO that the younger step-grandson “would not shut up and get out of his face” and that the dog’s rear was smacked so hard that he could’ve been hurt. He also denied attacking his older step-grandson, claiming it was the other way around, according to the report.
Sounds like everyone just needs a cooling off period. Pray the dog doesn’t get destroyed while Bob’s in the pen.
