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Apr 16, 2017

Happy Easter From Gronk

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Meet Danielle Burkhead — Wife of New Patriots RB Rex Burkhead

The Patriots signed another random white guy who will give your favorite team nightmares next season — running back Rex...

Mar 15, 2017

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Feb 9, 2017

Taiwanese Animators Recap Super Bowl 51

The Taiwanese Animators’ Super Bowl 51 preview drew plenty of rave reviews last week, but somehow their recap of the...

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Feb 7, 2017

Patriots Fan Breaks Foot Celebrating Super Bowl Win

How lit were Patriots fans after their team rallied back from a 25-point deficit to win Super Bowl 51? So...

Feb 6, 2017

Giddy Bill Belichick to Julian Edelman: “We Finally Made One of Those Catches”

Nothing pains Patriots fans more than opposing teams making ridiculous, crucial catches against them in the Super Bowl. David Tyree,...

Feb 5, 2017

Pats Hater Shows Off Tom Brady Toilet Lid

Gonna be the hottest bathroom accessory for NFL fans.

Feb 5, 2017

Meet Patriots Cheerleader Bailey Medeiros

Since it’s Super Bowl Sunday and all, I feel like we owe to the readers to introduce you guys to...

Feb 5, 2017

Meet Diana Civi — Girlfriend of Patriots RB James White

Are you betting money on James White to win Super Bowl 51 MVP? If so, we definitely respect the out-of-the-box...

Feb 2, 2017

Meet Chelsey Walton — Girlfriend of the Patriots’ Nate Ebner

No one in the NFL has had a journey to the Super Bowl like the Patriots’ Nate Ebner. Ebner, of...

Feb 2, 2017

Mark Wahlberg Is Recruiting Larry Fitzgerald To The Patriots

The Patriots always seem to have ways to skirt around the rules, huh? Well I guess not always, they do...

Jan 29, 2017

There’s A Patriots Fan Named Brady Goodell And He Says Deflategate Was A Witch Hunt

Over the past week the main Super Bowl storyline has been all about Tom Brady and Roger Goodell. Literally nobody...

Jan 29, 2017

The Patriots Will Win The Super Bowl According To The Pooch Predictor Race

Congrats, Patriots fans, it looks like Tom Brady and Bill Belichick are going to hoist their 5th Lombardi Trophy next...

Jan 23, 2017

Attorney: Patriots Fan “May Have Been Drunk” When He Pulled Fire Alarm At Steelers Hotel (Update)

Eh, no biggie. He got drunk and pulled it. That kind stuff happens.