Morning Twitpics - page 133
Dufners Do NYC, Sammy Sosa Meets Miley Cyrus & Cardale Jones Out & About
How to go after North Korea I tweeted this morning that if you really want to retaliate against North Korea, the U.S. should block Jong-un from visiting Brazzers. Don’t think for a second that bro isn’t wacking it to...
Roll Tide Christmas Lights, Bill Clinton With Blonde & Shocker Fans
Alabama vs. Ohio It’s really a shame that these two states don’t have a longer sports history against each other. Besides Florida, the state that most resembles Ohio has to be Alabama. Take a look at that Christmas light...
Manziel Giving Bae A Kiss, Super Sad Bears Fans & Britt McHenry Goes Into Mumps Zone
Jay Cutler’s presser quotes Cliche machine: “We’ve got to play better and take a look at the film and try to see exactly what slowed us down,” Cutler said. “They had a good plan. They had a good plan....
Kelly Hall-Stafford Pounding Vodka, Sad Browns Fans & Mariota Titans Jersey
NFL Playoff Probability How big was that Eagles loss last night? Philly now has just a 41% probability of making the playoffs. The Cowboys, on the other hand, go to 84% and pretty much lock up the division. There...
More Amanda Dufner Xmas Party Dress, Sitting On Bob Knight's Lap & Pimp At Kings Game
Merril Hoge still has a beef with Johnny Here’s what the former STEELER had to say this morning: “1st round hype with 6th round talent.” … “Whoever graded him that high should be fired.” Merril obviously wouldn’t be...
Amanda Dufner Christmas Dress, John Elway Bowling & Vols Robber
Boring Marcus Mariota I’m trying to think back to all the boring Heisman winners from the modern era. O.J. Simpson? No. Marcus Allen? No. Ty Detmer? He is/was pretty boring. Jason White always seemed kinda boring. Marcus Mariota will out-bore...
Lauren Tannehill At Christmas Party, Drunk Herbstreit & Stuffed Shaun Hill
NFL Playoff Probability…Cardinals are in…without a QB Numbers never lie, right? Wrong. The Cardinals now have a 36% probability of playing in the Super Bowl. You think that’s going to happen with a 3rd stringer possibly commanding this team...
Troy Aikman Working On Blonde, Bama Shoplifters & Rec League LeBrons
Bilzerian in bigger trouble? This is allegedly Bilzerian kicking some model in the face over the weekend at a Miami nightclub. She has the cops involved and things are about to get ugly for your hero. Bad things happen ...
Barry Bonds' Girlfriend, Manziel's Girlfriend Throws Victoria's Secret Party & Watt Loses Bet
Oddsmakers making lines on hypothetical games Have you noticed how Las Vegas bookmakers are making more and more hypothetical lines on games that won’t happen? Why is that happening? Marketing, perhaps? A book can say that TCU would be...
Deanna Favre Back In Green Bay, Manziel Tinder Play Calls, Gas Station Tailgating
Super Bowl Probability The Packers now have a 27% probability of playing in the Super Bowl. Even at 5-8, the Falcons still have a 41% probability of just making the playoffs. Drop that one on your work buddy this...
49ers-Raiders Fan Roundup, Oregon Body Paint & Hulkster At Chargers Tailgate
NFL Playoff Probabilities Packers-Patriots Super Bowl anyone? Packers-Broncos? The Patriots now have a 21% probability of winning the Super Bowl after beating the Chargers because they’ll now get home-field advantage in the playoffs and Peyton isn’t going to Massachusetts...
Greg Oden Watching Bucks At Bar, Mrs. Joe Montana Working On Miller Lite & Passed Out Irish Fan
Ohio State vs. Alabama Ohio State fans really want it. Alabama fans really, really want it. The national media wants it. I want it. College football needs it. It has only happened three times. Ohio State and Alabama NEED...
