Manziel Giving Bae A Kiss, Super Sad Bears Fans & Britt McHenry Goes Into Mumps Zone

 
Jay Cutler’s presser quotes
Cliche machine: “We’ve got to play better and take a look at the film and try to see exactly what slowed us down,” Cutler said. “They had a good plan. They had a good plan. They mixed it up pretty well against us. They showed us a few new things. They knew what they were doing. … just trying to get better for these two games and just going out and trying to give a good performance offensively.”
No biggie, just one dead in bus shootout on the Vegas Strip
Guy goes nuts on a Strip bus so a bus security guard tells the guy to get off the bus. The normal response would be for the idiot to get off the bus. Not for some 35-year-old idiot who pulled a gun, shot the security guard but was killed when the guard fired back.
Numbers from @ESPNStatsInfo:
Jay Cutler: 6.8 Total QBR. 2nd-worst by a qualifying QB this week. Only one worse was Johnny Manziel’s 1.0

Kelly Hall-Stafford Pounding Vodka, Sad Browns Fans & Mariota Titans Jersey
Kelly Hall-Stafford Pounding Vodka, Sad Browns Fans & Mariota Titans Jersey