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May 12, 2014

Lingerie QB Angela Rypien Destroyed By NSFW Head Coach

    [youtube http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-OCVMyl_N9I]   Mark Rypien’s daughter, Angela, is back to quarterbacking the Seattle Mist lingerie football team and things didn’t exactly go smoothly in her first game back after a year with Baltimore. As you can see here,...

May 11, 2014

Jeff Garcia Fan's Mother Must Be So Proud

  Marc S. sent me an email tonight about Jeff Garcia Browns Fan. “Took this pic at noon today, driving by a beer/liquor store in suburb of Cleveland. I hope this is on his way to Mom’s house to celebrate...

May 10, 2014

Michael Sam Giving His Boyfriend A Facial After Being Drafted

    [youtube http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GuSXGE5trPE?rel=0]   Not to be an asshole, but ESPN/NFL Network wouldn’t show Blake Bortles smashing cake in Lindsey Duke’s face. If we’re going to be fair here you have to show the straight people getting crazy, too....

Did Jadeveon Clowney Make It Rain At A Houston Strip Club Last Night? [VIDEO]

UPDATED: If you had Jadeveon Clowney as the 2014 NFL draft pick most likely to make it rain in a strip club on his first full day as a pro, you may want to collect your winnings (we’d have bet...

May 10, 2014

We're Hiring A Cleveland/Johnny Manziel Blogger

  The fans of Cleveland have spoken. You hate me. You call me a troll. You think I’m too negative towards Cleveland. I’m not from Cleveland. Etc. So I talked to my bosses at Coed and the decision has been...

May 9, 2014

Manziel Not Repping Browns At His Draft Party

  They made it alright. They made it to Cleveland. If I noticed one thing from Johnny Manziel’s draft party it was that Manziel wasn’t exactly flashing his Browns hat for the world to see. Maybe it’s just going to...

May 9, 2014

May 9, 2014

Grown Browns Fan Gets Emotional Over Manziel Pick

    [youtube http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xg6lXecvmOI]     Just think of the misery this guy has lived through in his life. All the quarterbacks. LeBron stuck a knife in his heart. The factory of sadness. The dark winter nights wondering what it...

May 8, 2014

Buy Johnny Manziel's Freshman Year Game-Worn Jersey – $300,000!

  Here we go – the $300,000 Johnny Manziel gamer that is on eBay. According to the seller: This auction is for JOHNNY MANZIEL’S JERSEY FROM THE 2012 HEISMAN SEASON. PROBABLY THE NICEST PIECE OF MEMORABILIA TO EVER COME OUT...

May 8, 2014

Taylor Lewan Showed Off His Finger Mustache Tatoo At Draft Party

  Didn’t know that Michigan OL Taylor Lewan has a finger mustache tattoo? The rumor is real and Tays showed it off last night at the NFLPA draft party where he happened to run into the lovely Jamie Gordon, who...

May 8, 2014

Then/Now: Brett Favre Drafted In 1991 Vs. Grandpa Favre

  [youtube http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MB2M0xxX9Vw?rel=0]   I was watching Brett Favre’s 2014 mock draft last night when I realized it has been 23 years since the Gunslinger was drafted by the Falcons. You see the footage above. You see how archaic the...

May 7, 2014

Freaky Old Brett Favre Surfaces To Give His Mock Draft Picks

  Brett Favre seems to be working with some company called Sqor to give his draft analysis while looking like he just cleared five acres of Mississippi turf with a Briggs and Stratton push mower. And then he hit the...

May 6, 2014

Sarah Hinton, Garrett Celek's Fiancee, Sent A Nice Wedding Gift Thank You

  You might remember that I sent Sarah Hinton and Garrett Celek a nice wedding gift back in February consisting of two cookware pasties.  To be honest, I had to stop and think who these two were when I looked...