We've been unofficially watching Panthers backup QB Jimmy Clausen on Twitter chase beach volleyballer Jess Gysin for months. Gysin, the face of the Jose Cuervo Beach Volleyball tour, was a 2008 Busted Coverage "America's Hottest College Athlete" nominee, rocketing her into Internet stardom. Clausen, using his Southern California charm, has been working hard since just after the NFL season ended. New Internet sensation couple? Looks that way. JUMP!
What's Georgia QB Aaron Murray up to this 4th? Oh, just partying at Lake Burton, Georgia with some of his UGA football buddies. They're jumping off of roofs, saying hello to Nick Saban's lake house and just having a nice bro summer outing before Murray's redshirt junior season. If you somehow hear that Murray broke his arm, don't say we didn't warn you. Let's get rolling!
Still think Ochocinco is a heartless athlete who could care less about his Twitter followers? Meet Cheryl Minton (@cheryl2958). She tweeted the Dolphins WR today about how bad she's missing her recently deceased husband. It just happens that Ocho is getting married tomorrow. To cheer up Ms. Minton, Ocho told her to pack her bags. She's flying to Florida for the wedding. Just like that. JUMP!
Tebow fanboys are up in arms. Yesterday, EA Sports posted a commercial for their upcoming release NCAA Football '13 showing Tebow in a whole new light. That's right, the ad portrays Tebow as a member of the Georgia Bulldogs. Obviously it's a marketing ploy, and a good one at that. Can't wait to hear all the Gator and Tebow lovers bitch and moan about this for the next month. JUMP!
Sanchez, you dog! First you go off sneaking into Kate Upton's apartment in the middle of the night, now you're making secret moves on Eva Longoria. As much as we hate you, damnit do we respect you. Most guys would get down after letting a girl like Kate Upton slip away, but not you. Instead you go from a younger girl to a woman more than ten years your senior. Enough of this sneaky business, be proud of your conquests! JUMP!
Yes, ladies, you don't have to always get those stupid white tier cakes for your wedding. Think outside the box. Think sports themed. Think stadium themed. Think about having a cake creator build you and the husband a masterpiece such as the Nebraska Memorial Stadium wedding cake, complete with light poles and goal posts. Of course this is the best Memorial Stadium wedding cake you'll ever see. Brings a tear to Tom Osborne's eye. JUMP!
SERIOUSLY, GUESS HOW STEPHEN GARCIA INJURED TWO FINGERS. GUESS! YOUR GUESS WILL NEVER BE CORRECT. WE'LL GIVE YOU 100 GUESSES AND ALL 100 WILL BE WRONG. GUARANTEED! YOU MIGHT AS WELL NOT WASTE TIME GUESSING BECAUSE YOU'LL NEVER BE RIGHT. HE INJURED TWO FINGERS IN CANADA VIA...JUMP!
Hmm, wonder how Joslyn James feels about the new playoff system that obviously punishes Bama by making them play an extra game to win national titles? Love the new hair, by the way. Easy to maintain in the summer. (via @Joslyn_James). In MLB news, the Home Run Derby teams are set. What, you aren't pumped up to watch Mark Trumbo & Carlos Gonzalez (who?) go deep? Meanwhile, everyone is coming out of the closet this week. Let's get rolling!
Were you in a London Tesco grocery store (think Wal-Mart) this weekend and still can't figure out why Miami Dolphins cheerleaders were shaking it near the checkout lines? Imagine you just want to stop to get a six pack and there are multiple tanned, long-legged, American women with breasts from God dancing in your local grocery store. It really happened on Saturday for some British lads. JUMP!
Here's what we know about Tim Tebow's weekend in California. He took a photo with a MILF. Or Cougar. Take your pick. Via @BigleySmalls: Tebow is staying at our hotel in Cali- him and my mom. Before or after she hit the pool? Looks like before. A little research tells us this is at a LA hotel. Which one? Not sure. What matters here is Tebow getting a two finger grip on that MILF underboob. Full size pic - JUMP!
Unless you've been living under a rock you already know that Erin Andrews has left ESPN for a job at Fox. Rumors were circling for a few weeks now so can't say we're shocked, but the news has hit Pageviews' fans pretty hard. Of course white guys on Twitter went nuts over the news they'll be without the 34-year-old on College GameDay. It's the end of an era for sideline reporting. Men are kinda freaking out over the future. It's like a nasty divorce for some. JUMP!
Today is July 1st, which means that TCU is officially in the Big 12 due to all of the conference realignment going on. Texas A&M and Mizzou are officially out of the Big 12 and are in the SEC now too. The TCU Horn Frog Cheerleaders lead the celebration which kind of resembled a small riot. Anytime college football fans are rioting and there are cheerleaders, it's usually a good time. JUMP!
According to @YiannisTally, a night club in Tallahassee, Florida on the strip, Christian Ponder is spending his summer at their night club. Ponder, the Minnesota Viking first round draft pick looks to be the starter this coming season and apparently is spending some time in his college town of Tallahassee. Tallahassee is known to be a college party town. Ponder played for the FSU Seminoles in college. Shouldn't Christian Ponder be practicing some more? JUMP!
Would the New Orleans Saints first hall of famer, Rickey Jackson, really sell off the jacket he earned in 2010 during his Canton induction? It seems that way. An eBay listing, for what is said to be Jackson's coat, is live via the Fiterman Sports Group. Jackson, spotted by TMZ cameras at Super Bowl XLVI, seemed to be quite proud of his HOF jacket. Five months later it's for sale. JUMP!
You know the routine. It's Thursday, Gronk & Team Jizz Blaster roll into another town with their Zubaz, thirsts & raging hormones. Only one thing stands between the Team & gash - an OK from the prey. So there was Meridith Pineapples (@LaPinaCoolada) yesterday at Foxwoods working as a Nantucket Nectar model. Next thing she knows, Gronk is making a gash move. JUMP!
Give Ricky Watters credit in handling the Florida housing crisis. He's persistent at trying to sell his Orlando house. The former NFL RB legend has spent eight years - on & off - trying to unload his 5,600 sq. ft. pad in the same Isleworth neighborhood where many PGA pros, Tiger Woods, Grant Hill, etc. call home. Watters hasn't played a down in the NFL since 2001, meaning he has the time to jerk around with having a house on the market. JUMP!
Maybe you heard the big news from the Supreme Court about Obamacare. Of course we're not here to get into the new health care law that was ruled constitutional (yes, there was the tax language; blah, blah, blah) by the court. It's much more fun when athletes try to show off their political science skills on Twitter. Today's combatants are: Raiders 3rd string QB Terrelle Pryor vs. 76ers 7-footer Spencer Hawes. DEBATE! JUMP!
We've known for a long time just how desirable Tim Tebow is for women, but a recent poll from AshleyMadison.com reveals even more. The poll, taken by 13,500 chicks, asks which professional athlete they would first choose to cheat on their spouse. Taking the cake was David Beckham, but coming in second place was none other than Timmy. JUMP!
According to @Arodriguez19 this ridiculous sign was spotted outside a Philly bar. That's all we know about it. One of you walked by it. Who is using such filth to push patrons through their doors? Have you seen other horrible Jerry Sandusky inspired bar signs we need to see? Send them in. email@example.com
Our friends at Deadspin chatted with the chick who is shopping the alleged Terrell Owens Skype masturbating photos. She was nice enough to send them SFW samples to peruse before making any financial offers. Of course her first stop was TMZ. She also chatted with the Philadelphia Daily News about the photos. That all good, but our first question to this chick is: "What was T.O. doing with the Jif?" JUMP!
Tim Tebow has thrown himself right into some serious controversy. In a recent meeting with the Gator Boosters Board, Tebow spoke his mind on former teammate and Notre Dame alum Brady Quinn. What seemingly meant to be an innocent comment by Tebow has gathered some steam on the Internet. Does Tebow hate Notre Dame? God, we hope so. JUMP!
Via: Former Atlanta Falcon Jamal Anderson is facing DUI charges, according to DeKalb County police. Anderson was arrested early Sunday morning after he was stopped in the 3000 block of Chamblee Tucker Road. No other details were immediately available regarding Anderson's arrest. Surprisingly, Jamal hasn't addressed (@jamthedirtybird) his failure to call a taxi Saturday night to take his drunk ass home.
Gotta love NY Daily News Jets beat writer Manish Mehta & his all-things Tebow mentality. Mehta got his Monday off to a hot start with this tweet: "PHOTO OF THE DAY: A soft pretzel that is Tebowing? Somebody turned a salty & delicious snack into Tim Tebow's likeness. Strange? Perhaps. But it's actually well done." Yeah, that pretzel craze only started in January. In other Tebow news, Baby Jesus turned down showing skin. JUMP!
Been modifying a 1978 RV this summer & want some recognition for working on the ride instead of sitting around drinking beer? There are dedicated fans out there figuring out how to incorporate 47" LCDs, roof beer bongs & Kegerators into the same buses, trucks, RVs & even trash trucks. This is for you, America, and your ingenuity when it comes to constructing a tailgating machine. JUMP!
Jerry Sandusky was just convicted of 45 counts of criminal charges that included pedophilia and child molestation. Basically the stuff this guy was convicted of is the sickest stuff you can imagine. When Jerry Sandusky reached his jail cell, the inmates apparently started signing the lyrics of a Pink Floyd song to him. "Hey teacher, leave them kids alone". JUMP!
Tim Tebow, a current NFL player for the New York Jets and former player for the Florida Gators, created a foundation to help people called the Tim Tebow Foundation. We all know Tim Tebow is known for being a good guy and if there is anyway he goes broke it will because he donated all his money to charity. One person claims that the foundation just took her money and ran. Photo after the JUMP!
Bruce Irvin of the Seattle Seahawks was being interviewed in his NFL locker room and thought he was a Washington Redskin instead of a Seattle Seahawk. Irvin responded with "I'm f#%ked up man. I'm f#%ked up". You are going to want to go ahead and jump to the 3:20 mark of the video to catch this because it's pretty boring until then. Irvin, you may want to get your team name right. HT @BrianMFloyd JUMP!
LSU fans actually created this shirt that says "I'd rather shower at Penn State then support Alabama. Geaux Tigers". This shirt was first published at College Football Section where he also pointed out that these LSU Tiger fans may want to brush up on their grammar. That "then" should be a "than" LSU fans. Now that the scumbag Jerry Sandusky is behind bars after being charged with 45 counts, we can all sleep a little easier. JUMP!
For those of you who wondered how Pedobear was handling the Jerry Sandusky guilty on 45 charges news, he's very happy. There is Pedobear last night in Bellefonte waving to his fans in what should be the final night of Pedobear's career at the Centre County courthouse (via @OnwardState). Jer now faces 440 years in jail where you can expect inmates will try to keep the Tickle Monster alive for selfish purposes. So long, creep. Let's get rolling!
Have stupid money sitting around and need something cool for the man cave this NFL season? Here is the Tim Tebow Sgt. Pepper's ripoff print that guarantees to be a conversation starter. As you can see, Jesus is getting a piggyback ride from Baby Jesus. It's the print that insults religious crazies & fans of the Beatles. At $10, the worst that happens is that some crazy Tebow fan steals it off your wall. JUMP!
As we reported back in January, Wes Welker is getting married to Hooter's heartthrob Anna Burns. Boy does time fly because this adorable couple is tying the knot this weekend in Aspen. Could be the wedding of the summer if Welker's week in Aspen is any indication. Hooters models mingling with Patriots makes this one huge for us. So many possibilities!JUMP!
In the market for a multi-million dollar house that is currently owned by a professional athlete and the house must have a cool pool? Sure you aren't, but it's not a crime to look. Maybe you work at Facebook and need a house near San Francisco? Barry Zito is trying to sell a mountainside retreat with what has to be the best pool view in athlete houses currently on the market: $11.45M. Looking for a grotto? You can buy Devin Harris' house: $2.1M. More - JUMP!
Via: Christopher Martin Simpson, 24, was charged with six counts of forgery. He is being held at the Morgan County Jail on a $15,000 bond. Simpson's parents, Melissa and Wade Simpson, reported to Decatur police on March 13 that some of their checks were stolen, forged and made payable to their son, Christopher, who cashed the checks against their bank account, police said. Just a hunch that Chris might have a drug problem. Just a wild guess.
First Tim Tebow takes a photo with scantily-clad Broadway stars, now this! A tweet sent out last night by a blonde Delta Gamma sorority sister shows Tebow in a pretty interesting position. It appears to be a Twitpic taken directly by said blonde's phone and uploaded directly to Twitter. Very little else is known about Tebow's whereabouts and business with the sorority sisters of Delta Gamma, but the photo was taken pretty late in the evening. JUMP!
The U.S. Olympic Track & Field Olympic Trials begin Thursday in Eugene, Oregon. It just happens that Atlanta Falcons cheerleader Kat Majester is already in town getting for her chance to become one of the biggest names in U.S. pole vaulting history. Has an NFL cheerleader ever made the Olympics? No. How can't you root for Majester when she has a photo collection like this? We're on the bandwagon. JUMP!
You know what doesn't make sense about the $2,000,000 mansion that Mario Williams just bought in Orchard Park, NY? The place has the biggest library we've seen in modern athlete house history. Who knew Mario was such a fan of hardbacks? Not us. The guy signs a $100 million deal with the Bills and decides he can't live without a two-story library. Hell yes, we'd rip out the bookcases & build a climbing wall. But, that's just us. JUMP!