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Football - page 194

Nov 21, 2011

Introducing The Tom Brady Face [PHOTO]

Via Weekend Screencapper ParadigmShift35: You've heard of Peyton Manning Face. You've also laughed at Eli Manning Face. Now we have Tom Brady Face. Dude, even though you have multiple Super Bowl rings, that smokin' hot wife and a giant wad of money, that face is Internet gold. Thanks to whomever skunked the Gatorade. An entire Brady Face cottage industry will be born after tonight. We checked, @TomBradyFace is available. JUMP!

Nov 21, 2011

Jerry Sandusky Book On EBay With Creepy “Enjoyed You At Camp” Message

Via BC Afternoon Editor Monty: Just when you think disgraced Jerry Sandusky can't get any creepier, we pull something out of the depths that's makes him just that. The good news -- or bad news depending on your perspective -- is you can own it. We've found a signed copy of Sandusky's book, Touched -- The Jerry Sandusky Story on eBay and wait til you get a load of the hand-written message inside. $120 for this! Check it!

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Nov 21, 2011

Look, Would You Idiots Just Get Married Already (It’s On – Again)

Remember last week when BC showed you the numbers proving that Kristin Cavallari banging Cutler - AGAIN - was saving the Bears season? Yeah, well, he's out 6-8 weeks with a broken throwing thumb. Yeah, he needs surgery. OOOPS. Sorry, Bears fan. Kinda jinxed you there didn't we. But there is good news for Cuts-Cavs fans out there. Jay popped the question - AGAIN. Yes, these lovebirds are back on for that dumb wedding plan. JUMP!

Nov 21, 2011

23 Greatest NSFW #WhenSkipMeetsTebow Tweets

ESPN is asking for it by promoting the s#$% out of the #WhenSkipMeetsTebow hashtag that is trending worldwide on Twitter this morning. It's expected that Tim Tebow will lose his virginity tomorrow at 11 ET when Skip Bayless finally gets to meet his gay lover in what should be a giant slurp-fest on First Take. Skip haters have called off work. Tebow supporters are staying quiet. You want vulgar, NSFW Tebow-Skip Bayless tweets? We have you covered this morning. JUMP!

Nov 21, 2011

The Eli Manning Face & Erin Andrews Gets Baylor Bukkake [Morning Twitpics]

Why is Eli Manning giving us his "Peyton stole my 1989 Griffey Jr. Upper Deck rookie card," face this morning? Well, his Giants had a chance last night to seize control of the NFC East, yet couldn't beat Vince Young. Bad loss, brah. And on the right we have Erin Andrews after a Baylor Bukkake® post-Bears miraculous victory over Oklahoma. The tale of two faces. One giving thanks. One completely lost in his world of childhood memories. Get your ass rolling! Let's go!

Nov 20, 2011

Chicago Bears Take On The Chargers At Soldier Field [SCREENCAPS]

Via Weekend Screencapper ParadigmShift35: The (4-5) Chargers are visiting the (6-3) Bears at Soldier Field. This game promises to produce many "Cutlerface's". If the Chargers are stupid enough to kick to Devin Hester, expect him to go HAM. Jim Nantz is calling the game so expect to fall asleep by half time. To say Phillip Rivers has been struggling has been an understatement. It's freezing in Chicago so expect to see numerous humorous images. Jump!

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Nov 20, 2011

Green Bay Cheeseheads Flock To Lambeau Field For Bucs Game [SCREENCAPS]

Via Weekend Screencapper ParadigmShift35: The (4-5) Tampa Bay Buccaneers are visiting the (9-0) Green Bay Packers at Lambeau Field. The Packers are undefeated and look to be Super Bowl contenders this year. Aaron Rodgers has made packers fans say "Brett who?". The 2010 Super Bowl champions look to have no problems with the Tampa Bay Buccaneers that rank 31st in total defense in NFL. JUMP!

Florida State Vs. Virginia [SCREENCAPS]

Via Weekend Screencapper ParadigmShift35: Virginia traveled to Tallahassee to take on the Florida State Seminoles. FSU started 2011 as the #5 team in the nation but have failed to live up to expectations. Virginia is doing surprisingly well and the coach inspired his team by almost losing his life after being shot by a robber. FSU should win this game handily if they aren't looking forward to next week's game against Florida. JUMP!

Nov 19, 2011

Name This Chesty Ohio State MILF – NOW! [SCREENCAPS]

Via Weekend Screencapper ParadigmShift35: Penn State is visiting Ohio State in the Horseshoe today at 3:30 EST. Penn State is looking to avenge their loss to Nebraska last week and also try and take their minds off the horrendous Sandusky scandal. This game has been poorly dubbed the "Tats versus Tots" game by some sports writers. I will be disappointed if I don't see an Ohio State fan holding a sign that says "Hide yo kids. Hide Yo Wife". JUMP!

Nov 19, 2011

ESPN GameDay Signs 2011: SMU Vs. Houston [PHOTOS]

It's the first time ESPN GameDay has ever visited the University of Houston campus and you're only getting this visit because of your prolific QB Case Keenum (stats). What you need to know: Keenum is now the FBS all-time total offense leader. He has an amazing 37 TD to 3 INT ratio this season and threw 9 TDs in one game against lowly Rice. In other words, expect lots of Keenum > Luck signs and even that 'shocker' that has made it to the front of the crowd. JUMP!

Nov 19, 2011

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Nov 19, 2011

Iowa State Also Beats Oklahoma State In Last Night’s Hair-Off [Morning Twitpics]

Wow, what a game last night in Ames, Iowa where ESPN documented Iowa State's first victory - EVER - over a #2 ranked team. You know what we hate this morning? We hate Alabama fan's reaction in this Tuscaloosa bar. You assholes had your chance a couple weeks ago and couldn't score a TD at home against LSU. You also couldn't make a FG. But, you'll eventually get your BCS shot because the rest of college football can't get its shit together. Anyway, let's get rolling.

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Nov 18, 2011

Odds Jay Cutler’s Chick Gave It Up To Soldiers At Marine Ball? [PHOTOS]

Via BC Afternoon Editor Monty: Who knew Kristin Cavallari had any redeeming qualities? Not us. But hell, we're men, so we can admit when we made a mistake. As it turns out, KCav does have some redeeming qualities that aren't her ass. She went to the Marine Corps Ball last night with Lance Cpl. Jonathan Burkett. That kicks ass. Her man, Jay Cutler, even took the time to give a shout out to Burkett and if that dick can do it, so can we. Your 15 minutes start now, but we'll salute you for every one of them. Here's to Burkett, KCav and our armed forces. Semper Fi, bitches!

Nov 18, 2011

Occupy Jerry Sandusky Movement Gets Started In NYC [PHOTO]

Sarah Palin has said she would have no problem bringing the rope to a hanging of Jerry Sandusky (even though he's still innocent). Now we have Howard Stern bringing a voice of reason to this case. "They should cut his b**** off, I mean, what are you going to do with a guy like that? This is the real stuff that sickens me and should sicken all Americans." Meanwhile, this morning someone either punched or kicked in a window at Sandusky's house. OCCUPY SANDUSKY!

Nov 18, 2011

23 Greatest Tim Tebow F-Bomb Tweets After ‘The Drive’

In the old days of NASCAR you could tell who won on Sunday by what cars were selling on Monday. It's 2011 and we know how Tim Tebow won last night. You hear that cash register in Denver, Tampa, Colorado Springs, New York City? Yeah, that would be Baby Jesus jerseys flying off the rack. We also know that Tebow's street cred is skyrocketing by the number of black guys who've been converted. Folks, this phenomenon is just beginning. The Lord is 4-1. JUMP!

Nov 18, 2011

Baby Jesus Sinks Sexy Rexy With 95-Yard ‘Drive’ [Morning Twitpic]

Ian O'Connor writes this morning for ESPN.com: This is the same quarterback neither Elway nor the head coach, John Fox, seemed to want around. This is the same quarterback Fox said would be "screwed" if he had to run a conventional offense. How exactly does Tim Tebow go about his night after a 95-yard game-winning drive against the formidable Jets? Does he just go home & read the Bible? Does he call a few chicks over for lemonade? Yes, we're intrigued.

Nov 17, 2011

Virginia Tech Rednecks Bring Lunch Pail For UNC Showdown [Screencaps]

Via Busted Coverage's Screencapper ParadigmShift35: Of course the crazy Virginia Tech rednecks were out in full force tonight in Blacksburg. Is there anything else to do on a Thursday night in the hills of Va? Not unless sitting at home and watching Pawn Stars DVRs sounds like a blast. Anyway, there were freezing conditions, some dude with his lunch pail and Jenn Brown up to her normal sideline duties. Catch that ACC football fever. JUMP!

Nov 17, 2011

Conn. Football Coach Gives Players Porn Password, Is Suspended!

Via BC Afternoon Editor Monty: Now they're handing out porn in our schools. Well, not our schools -- the one in Westport, Connecticut. A football coach at Staples High School has been suspended, pending an investigation, for allegedly giving several freshmen players his username and password to a porn site. So many feelings. So many questions. Unfortunately, there aren't a lot of answers. Here's what we do know, though. Check it!

Nov 17, 2011

NCAA ’12 Penn State Vs. Ohio State Headline: ‘Hide The Children’ [PHOTO]

Our friend Darren Rovell (he actually follows us so f-off) this afternoon had this to say about an NCAA '12 screencap that crossed his desk: Horribly unfortunate caption in NCAA '12 for Penn State-OSU game. Oh, come one now, it's just a computer pumping out the headlines. Or is it? Sandusky? Is that you, you queer child molester? You conspiring with Spanier and Schultz to disgrace NCAA '12 with this disgusting prose? It just won't end. Those poor kids! (@darrenrovell)

Nov 17, 2011

ALERT! Erin Andrews Moving To New York City [TWEETS]

A simple tweet went out last night from Erin Pageviews to the infamous SI swimsuit model Chrissy Teigen. Did EA just break news on her Twitter account about the future of her career? Sure looks that way to us. The world of sideline reporters just got a tad bit more interesting. (Kudos to our friend Mike for holding that umbrella at the Michigan GameDay stop.) JUMP!

Nov 17, 2011

Missouri Head Coach Gary Pinkel DUI Arrest Photo

Wait? What? Gary Pinkel drinks? Listen, we used to cover Gary back in the late 1990s and if there was ever a coach we never thought would end up with a police mugshot, it would be Missouri head coach Pinkel. But, the Missouri media is all over his DUI last night. A Boone County sheriff's deputy stopped Pinkel's car on Keene Street in Columbia around 10 p.m. Wednesday for "lane and signal violations." We won't believe he was drunk until the dash-cam video.

Nov 17, 2011

Buy A Frozen Garlic Bread, Get A Steelers Terrible Towel Free [Morning Twitpic]

Pittsburgh resident Bill Hart, @bhart62, last night uploaded this pic from his local grocery store where customers are constantly reminded why their franchise is great. Can't even pick up Mrs. T's Pierogies without having a Terrible Towel in your face. In other news, the dude who wrote 'Itsy Bitsy' Bikini has died. You ladies think we're all perverts today? These assholes were writing bikini tunes in the 50s. Might be time for a remix. Timbaland available? Let's get rolling!

Nov 16, 2011

Aaron Rodgers Blows Kiss To Skip Bayless On His ESPN Radio Show

You'd never hear an ESPN employee ripping a fellow ESPNer on an ESPN property - ever. So guess what happened this week when Aaron Rodgers sat down for his radio show on 540 ESPN AM in Milwaukee? Rodgers opened up on his feelings towards a certain First Take blowhard (Skip Bayless) who entertains the unemployed & second-shifters. Rodgers won't even say his name. Won't even give him the satisfaction. Won't even go on First Take like Spice Bosh. JUMP!

Nov 16, 2011

Houston Hooters Believes In Matt Leinart [TWEETS]

Houston Texans TE James Casey stopped at the Stafford, Texas Hooters last night for his radio spot on 610 AM. Upon pulling up, James noticed the billboard had a special message to Matt Leinart and the non-believers. "Hey Leinart, we believe." So simple and effective. In case you didn't hear, Leinart is being given the keys to the AFC South leading Texans due to a possible season-ending injury to Matt Schaub. Relax, Houston. Hooters knows their boy fairly well.

Nov 16, 2011

Buy Bill Romanowski’s Tudor Home For $2.5 MM [BC Pad Purveyors]

Via BC Afternoon Editor Monty: I'll be honest, never thought much of linebacker Bill Romanowski during his playing career. Dick would be a good way to summarize our feelings for him. That doesn't mean we don't like his refurbished Tudor home built in 1921. Even though Romo didn't bother to put in air conditioning (really?) the rest of it is pretty sweet. We've got the details and the photos. It can be yours for just $2.5 million. Check it!

Nov 16, 2011

Old Coot Rams Fan Flashes Piece At Teller, Makes Withdrawal [Cuff ‘Em]

Via SignOnSanDiego: The man, believed to be about 60, walked into the U.S. Bank on Balboa Avenue near Genesee Avenue about 9:30 a.m. and walked up to a teller. He lifted his shirt to show a pistol tucked into his waistband, put one hand on the gun and demanded money, the FBI said. The teller handed the robber some cash and he left. Witnesses saw him get into a gray, late-model Mercury. Is this your grandpa? We'll turn him in: mail@bustedcoverage.com

Nov 16, 2011

Roll Tide Truck Spotted Filling Up In The Wild [Morning Twitpic]

Kudos to Holly Davis for having her head on swivel and finding the now infamous Roll Tide Truck parked at the local gas station getting a fill up. You might remember this video where the RTT owner showed off the amusement park on the back of that ride. Best fan truck in all of college sports. Not even a competition. In other news this morning, Jon Stewart went off on Jerry Sandusky last night. The conclusion: Jer is a horrible liar. Let's get rolling!

Nov 15, 2011

Reggie Bush Fascinated By Butts On Bikes! [TWEETS]

There are times when we suspect Reggie Bush's Twitter account was hacked. An hour ago would be one of those times. Reggie writes: "I don't know what it is about seeing a chick riding a motorcycle really does it for me! Lol! Shout out to all the chicks who ride bikes." Just randomly throws that out there. Our cohorts at Coed Magazine have Reggie covered with 121 Babes On Bikes, but those bikes would be bicycles. Something tells us Reg will still be fascinated.

Nov 15, 2011

Porn Star Diamond Foxxx Promises ‘Gift’ If LaMarr Woodley Gets 15 Sacks

It's been about a year when we first became acquainted with the MILF-y pornstar named Diamond Foxxx. Two things caught our eye. First, our office spent the better part of a week trying to figure out a total price on the plastic surgery Diamond has gone through. And the other 'thing' was her rabid fanaticism towards the Steelers. She ran this BJ contest and the rest was history. Well, she's back & LaMarr Woodley's sack total is very important. JUMP!

Nov 15, 2011

Cheeseheads Have Middle Fingers, Ass Kicking For Jared Allen [Morning Twitpic]

Yet another awesome MNF game for all you diehards who just can't get enough pigskin. Nothing like watching the Packers wiping their asses with the Vikings defense. 45-7. 10 Packers caught passes in the blowout. Rodgers now has 28 TDs and 3 INTs. In other news, Stephen Colbert last night warned parents of the growing vodka tamponing epidemic. If your son seems to be buying tampons at an alarming rate, you now know why. Let's get rolling!

Nov 14, 2011

Bet On WR David Nelson & Kelsi Reich’s Relationship [GAMBLING]

BC Afternoon Editor Monty reports: Dallas Cowboys cheerleader Kelsi Reich & Buffalo Bills receiver David Nelson are America's 'it' couple right now. People just can't get enough of their story, so why not capitalize on it by throwing some cash at the situation? Introducing the David Nelson-Kelsi Reich prop bets. Some of them don't make much sense, but that probably won't stop you idiots from betting. Oh, and of course we have plenty of photos of Reich. Check it!

Nov 14, 2011

Tiki Barber’s Wedding To Traci Lynn Johnson On Hold [PHOTOS]

BC Afternoon Editor Monty reports: The wedding is off! At least temporarily. Tiki Barber is going to have to push back his wedding to Traci Lynn Johnson because a divorce from his wife Ginny isn't going to finalized any time soon. The Barbers are arguing over -- you guessed it -- money. Things just aren't going well for Tiki these days. Of course, he still has Johnson and we've got photos of her next to naked. Check it!

Nov 14, 2011

Packers TE Jermichael Finley Gets Pre-MNF Pedi From Tamako [TWEETS]

What were the chances Jermichael Finley would be getting a pre-MNF pedicure this afternoon and his pedi professional would be wearing a Packers shirt? High. Remember, this is Green Bay where even the Asians know how to present themselves on gameday. "Getting a nice pedi before this game tonight.. #YOTT2," Finley wrote this afternoon. Thanks for that J Fin. Now, more importantly, how did 'Tamako' end up scraping toes in Green Bay? That interests us.

Nov 14, 2011

Jay Cutler On Fire Since Giving Cavallari That Moody Meat Again [PHOTOS]

The numbers don't lie with Jay Cutler. Fox can give us all the stats they'd like about how the Bears are winning thanks to Mike Martz focusing on the running game. BC investigators have a better theory as to why the Bears have gone 4-1 since early October. It was announced on Oct. 4 that Cutler was back to giving the moody meat to ex-fiancée Kristin Cavallari. Since then, this guy is on fire. This begs the question: Is Cavallari saving the Bears season? JUMP!

Nov 14, 2011

Jerry Sandusky Touched Leather Edition Book Sells For $510 On eBay!

Who would've guessed that Jerry Sandusky would become something of an eBay auction hero over the weekend? Several of his Touched books - autographed by the alleged child molester - were auctioned off for more than $100 after starting last week worth about $8. But the grand daddy of all Sandusky memorabilia is the leather edition of Touched. We're not sure how many were published but from the price paid on Saturday, it seems $510 is the new value. JUMP!

Nov 14, 2011

19 NSFW Mark Sanchez Is A Dirty Mexican Tweets After Patriots Drubbing

“Thirty-seven points on the best defense in the league, s--- my d---,” Bill Belichick is quoted as saying after the Patriots pasted the Jets last night in New Jersey. While Bill was trumping anything that has ever come out of Rex Ryan's mouth, Twitter was exploding with racial hate towards Mark Sanchez for his 2 INT game, one of which was a pick six. We missed it, but it seems Sanchez went with a Mexican mouthpiece. That sent the Twits over the edge. JUMP!

Nov 14, 2011

Fireman Ed Pissed After Deion Branch Mocks J-E-T-S Chant [Morning Twitpic]

Just look at Ed chewing on his knuckle two minutes after Deion Branch openly mocked his J-E-T-S chant right there on the MetLife turf. (Hurry, that video will be yanked by the NFL.com monkeys when they get to the NYC office.) In other NFL news, the Lions are blaming Stafford's 4 INT day in Chicago on the wind. Dude attempted 63 passes in the blowout loss. And in Tebow news, could Baby Jesus help Denver win the AFC West? The Broncos are 4-5. A game out. Let's get rolling!