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Jun 16, 2020

WWE Suspends Tapings After Positive Covid-19 Test

In its ongoing quest to get rid of everything fun and good in the world, Covid-19 has claimed yet another victim: WWE. If you’ve been paying attention for the last few months, WWE has been airing pretty normally, just without...

Jun 15, 2020

Taiwanese City Councilor Has Ass-tounding Talent

Breaking news out of Taiwan: a city counselor has broken literally 53 chopsticks using only his buttcrack. I’m sure you have many, many questions, and we’re here to answer them as best we can (without understanding Chinese).    First off:...

Jun 15, 2020

Brighton Player Shane Duffy Has Strangest Superstition

Soccer. Football. Whatever you call it, there are bound to be some folks around you that would call it a “sh*tty” sport. In the case of Brighton’s Shane Duffy, it’s a pretty literal thing. Plenty of players have superstitions that...

Torii Hunter, Kevin Youkilis Open Up About Racist Experiences At Fenway Park

The Boston Red Sox recently issued a statement in response to former player Torii Hunter’s revelation that he was the subject of frequent racism while playing at Fenway Park. “I’ve been called the N-word in Boston more than 100 times....

Jun 12, 2020

NASCAR Bans Confederate Flag, Driver Quits In Protest

With protests over the death of George Floyd at the hands of Minneapolis police sweeping the nation and overtaking cities, brands and organizations have taken varying degrees of action to show their support or adjust policies to finally fit in...

Jun 11, 2020

Commissioner: Baseball Will Be Played in 2020

Since there’s literally nothing fun or happy to do during this quarantine, sports fan have been eagerly awaiting the return of some ounce of enjoyment. Luckily for baseball fans, the wait shouldn’t be too much longer. The words have come...

Jun 11, 2020

Jun 10, 2020

Shaq Apologizes to David Robinson for False Rumor

If you follow the NBA pretty closely, you’ve got to be aware that there was a subtle but known feud between Shaq and David Robinson. Though both are Hall of Fame players and some of the best of their time,...

Jun 10, 2020

LAWSUIT: Zion Williamson Received Cars, Cash, and a Mansion to Play at Duke

Looks like Zion Williamson got way more than just a free education to play for Duke. We all know that student athletes are dramatically underpaid to start with, but the rules and the rules, and if you get caught you’ll...