Avery Bradley, Others Opt Out Of NBA Restart
You may have seen something like this coming, but it looks like players are going to start utilizing the opt-outs that they’re allowed as part of the new NBA season. One of the first major players to make waves for...
Baseball Is Actually Back, We Promise
It’s a huge day, folks. We’ve been reporting a lot on the ongoing insanity that are the negotiations to start the MLB season amid the pandemic, but last night the league and players finally came to an agreement. ...
Mia Khalifa Subject Of Death Hoax
If you’re a guy that’s up to date on gorgeous women of the internet, you’re likely very familiar with the work of Ms. Mia Khalifa. The former porn star-turned sports commentator has maintained a healthy social media presence while trying...
UPDATE: Djokovic Also Tests Positive For Covid-19
Yesterday we reported on the insanity that is/was the Adria Tour and the resulting Covid-19 outbreak that caused the whole event to be shut down. One of the primary organizers, Novak Djokovic, was particularly defiant when it came to social...
Screw It, Let’s Rename Columbus, OH to Flavortown
If you have a Christopher Columbus statue in your town, there’s a pretty good chance it won’t be there in a few weeks’ time. As Confederate statues have been removed in recent weeks among unrest in the US, statues of...
Novak Djokovic Tests Positive For Being A Dumbass
Novak Djokovic, the world’s best tennis player, is also likely the world’s dumbest tennis player. If you haven’t been paying attention to the tennis world lately (we don’t blame you), you likely haven’t heard that Djokovic started a series of...
Albert Pujols, Zion Williamson, and Others Give Back To Team Employees
If you happen to have a full time job in sports right now, chances are you haven’t been able to do much other than sit on the couch and hope for some good news. Stadium workers in particular have been...
NFL Roundup: 2020 Return Unlikely, Brady In Red
It’s a busy week for NFL news, with a few different big headlines coming out amid the current state of the COVID-19 pandemic and a few big offseason moves. For starters, we’ve got Dr. Anthony Fauci saying that the...
MLB, Players Union Close To Deal On 2020 Season
Last week we reported that the MLB was in fact coming back this year, as the words came straight from Rob Manfred, the current commissioner. Since then, there’s been a rollercoaster of emotions as it’s at times appeared that baseball...
“Officer Karen” Breaks Down Over McMuffin
No matter what your thoughts are when it comes to the police, you expect at least one thing out of them: a tough exterior that’s difficult to crack. We’re taught to imagine cops to be fearless individuals who are meant...
NBA Details Guidelines For Return
Last night the NBA revealed its massive, 113-page set of guidelines on safety and procedures in order to resume the season and ultimately finish out the playoffs. If you didn’t hear the news, all further NBA action will take place...
BREAKING: SpongeBob Is Gay
If you grew up in a very conservative household, there’s a pretty good chance that you weren’t allowed to watch SpongeBob Squarepants due to the conspiracy theory that the titular character was gay. Well, it turns out that there was...
