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Jun 24, 2020

Avery Bradley, Others Opt Out Of NBA Restart

You may have seen something like this coming, but it looks like players are going to start utilizing the opt-outs that they’re allowed as part of the new NBA season. One of the first major players to make waves for...

Jun 24, 2020

Baseball Is Actually Back, We Promise

It’s a huge day, folks. We’ve been reporting a lot on the ongoing insanity that are the negotiations to start the MLB season amid the pandemic, but last night the league and players finally came to an agreement.    ...

Jun 23, 2020

Mia Khalifa Subject Of Death Hoax

If you’re a guy that’s up to date on gorgeous women of the internet, you’re likely very familiar with the work of Ms. Mia Khalifa. The former porn star-turned sports commentator has maintained a healthy social media presence while trying...

UPDATE: Djokovic Also Tests Positive For Covid-19

Yesterday we reported on the insanity that is/was the Adria Tour and the resulting Covid-19 outbreak that caused the whole event to be shut down. One of the primary organizers, Novak Djokovic, was particularly defiant when it came to social...

Jun 23, 2020

Screw It, Let’s Rename Columbus, OH to Flavortown

If you have a Christopher Columbus statue in your town, there’s a pretty good chance it won’t be there in a few weeks’ time. As Confederate statues have been removed in recent weeks among unrest in the US, statues of...

Jun 22, 2020

Novak Djokovic Tests Positive For Being A Dumbass

Novak Djokovic, the world’s best tennis player, is also likely the world’s dumbest tennis player. If you haven’t been paying attention to the tennis world lately (we don’t blame you), you likely haven’t heard that Djokovic started a series of...

Jun 22, 2020

Jun 19, 2020

Albert Pujols, Zion Williamson, and Others Give Back To Team Employees

If you happen to have a full time job in sports right now, chances are you haven’t been able to do much other than sit on the couch and hope for some good news. Stadium workers in particular have been...

Jun 18, 2020

NFL Roundup: 2020 Return Unlikely, Brady In Red

It’s a busy week for NFL news, with a few different big headlines coming out amid the current state of the COVID-19 pandemic and a few big offseason moves.   For starters, we’ve got Dr. Anthony Fauci saying that the...

Jun 18, 2020

MLB, Players Union Close To Deal On 2020 Season

Last week we reported that the MLB was in fact coming back this year, as the words came straight from Rob Manfred, the current commissioner. Since then, there’s been a rollercoaster of emotions as it’s at times appeared that baseball...

Jun 17, 2020

“Officer Karen” Breaks Down Over McMuffin

No matter what your thoughts are when it comes to the police, you expect at least one thing out of them: a tough exterior that’s difficult to crack. We’re taught to imagine cops to be fearless individuals who are meant...

Jun 17, 2020

NBA Details Guidelines For Return

Last night the NBA revealed its massive, 113-page set of guidelines on safety and procedures in order to resume the season and ultimately finish out the playoffs. If you didn’t hear the news, all further NBA action will take place...

Jun 16, 2020

BREAKING: SpongeBob Is Gay

If you grew up in a very conservative household, there’s a pretty good chance that you weren’t allowed to watch SpongeBob Squarepants due to the conspiracy theory that the titular character was gay. Well, it turns out that there was...