Joe Kinsey

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Jun 16, 2014

Lauren Tannehill Looking Bloated, Santa At Sox Game & Ole Miss Vaseline

  I guess 99.8% of the United States is happy today that the Spurs beat LeBron, who is now 2-3 in his NBA Finals career. The only solution here is that LeBron talks Carmelo into coming to Miami so they...

Jun 15, 2014

Vince Young: "I'm Retired"

    [protected-iframe id=”31e97248ebdddef4bfaa3df2cf245f3f-22577676-23105199″ info=”//instagram.com/p/pP-OYDIqTD/embed/” width=”600″ height=”700″ frameborder=”0″ scrolling=”no”]   It’s officially all over for Vince Young. You heard it from the guy’s mouth. He’s retired. The final line: • W-L: 31-19 • 8,964 yards passing • 46 TDs (passing),...

Jun 15, 2014

World Cup Middle Finger, Staffords In Aspen And Manziel's Asian Buddy

  Happy Father’s Day to all you guys out there who have kids you know about or kids you don’t know about. It’s a big day, enjoy it. If you haven’t read the feature on Gordy Gronkowski, otherwise known as...

Is That Johnny Manziel's Houston Weekend Dime Piece?

  Well, we have an answer as to where Johnny Manziel is spending his fourth weekend as the Browns starting quarterback. Houston with Drake and Team OVO. And some 10 in a skirt that is asking for trouble. For those...

Jun 14, 2014

Ohio Cops Are Hunting For Tupac Heat Fan In 7/11 Theft

  [protected-iframe id=”20db4592c4cfffb8a1529deb7a53ac0d-22577676-23105199″ info=”//instagram.com/p/pOjfckSksW/embed/” width=”600″ height=”700″ frameborder=”0″ scrolling=”no”]     I haven’t watched the local news in a week and look what pops up on a Saturday morning when I’m trying to bust my ass to get done posting for...

Jun 14, 2014

NSFW Kate Upton Still Available, Kings Fan Falls On Ice & Florida Mugshot of the Week

  Four World Cup matches. The College World Series. The U.S. Open. Royals-White Sox. England vs. Italy at 5:30 is the obvious highlight of the day for soccer dorks. I’d recommend going outside for some vitamin D, but that’s your...

Jun 14, 2014

Jun 14, 2014

Erin Andrews Wins Stanley Cup, Rex Ryan At Morehead State & Brugman Bali Boobs

  Congratulations to Erin Andrews for winning her first Stanley Cup as a member of the Kings’ wives and girlfriends. You think Stoll will pop the question during the offseason when the two jet off to a Caribbean island? The...

Jun 13, 2014

Is That Kobe's Brazilian Security Detail?

  I’m not up to speed on Brazilian security forces so I don’t know if that woman spotted walking with Kobe into the Arena Fonte Nova Salvador for Spain-Netherlands was a combat-ready guard assigned to protect the NBA superstar. I...

Jun 13, 2014

No Biggie…Chile World Cup Team Bus Nearly Runs Over Crazed Fan

    [youtube https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ecAb_ES7IaM?rel=0]   So you’re not convinced that soccer fans are crazy? Maybe this lady running in front of the Chile World Cup team bus will convince you. Seems like a logical move for a fan. You know,...

Jun 13, 2014

Johnny Manziel Leaves Cleveland For The Weekend — Again

  Johnny Manziel is now 0 for 4 on weekends spent in Cleveland since being drafted by the Browns. John left Cleveland via Hopkins International earlier today for an undisclosed location. My guess: Texas. For those keeping track at home....

Jun 13, 2014

Rick Reilly's Retirement Is Going Pretty Good

  Rick Reilly retired as an ESPN columnist this week. In his final column that I won’t link to, Rickster says he’ll enjoy hanging out at home with his children on Father’s Day. One can assume that he’ll be dropping...

Jun 13, 2014

The Best U.K. Rugby Brawl I've Seen All Week – Leigh vs. Halifax

  [youtube https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=74AvoLF30kE]     I’m not going to pretend to know anything about rugby, but I know a headshot when I see one on a rugby field. That was a headshot during Wednesday’s Leigh vs. Halifax match. That was...