Joe Kinsey

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Jun 13, 2014

World Cup Brazil Screencaps: Day 1

  I was asked last night if the Morning Screencaps and Daily Dump would be overrun with World Cup material for the next month. The reader was worried that BC would go all soccer and deprive him of his normal...

Jun 13, 2014

Japanese Baseball Fans Are Freaks

  Where do I start with this? As you already know, I’ve been dabbling more and more into the world of Asian baseball. The fascination with Asian Bat Flippers has been properly documented and dissected. The natural progression to this...

Jun 13, 2014

Selena Gomez For You Freaks, Eagles $64k Dinner Hoax & A Lane Kiffin Scarecrow

  You get the Kings celebrating a Stanley Cup on their home ice tonight on NBC. The puck drops at 8. Soccer dorks get three games on ESPN or ESPN2. You also get the second round of the boring U.S....

Spurs Beat Head, Sara Carbonero At World Cup & Million Dollar Man Sighting

  The Heat are finished. No team has ever come back from a 3-1 deficit in NBA Finals history. The Heat look old. The Heat can’t play defense. The Heat have no answer for the Spurs and their team basketball....

Jun 13, 2014

23 NSFW Black Dudes Analyze Neymar & The World Cup

  Here we go…a month of soccer is about to dominate your life. It’s not just you white people who are enjoying the World Cup. We learned today that NSFW Black Dudes also have interest in the world’s most-watched sporting...

Jun 12, 2014

Brazilians On Copacabana React To Neymar's Goal

    [youtube https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oisUENTdkFg?rel=0]   That’s not exactly the reaction I expected when Neymar tied it up 1-1 with Croatia. I see plenty of non-reaction. You do, however, have to give grandma credit for getting excited. The stadium reaction:...

Jun 12, 2014

Jun 12, 2014

I Need Scottie Pippen's Pool

[protected-iframe id=”0844f769bccc34bf83542d8895d2a60d-22577676-23105199″ info=”//instagram.com/p/pJsfhEjC29/embed/” width=”600″ height=”700″ frameborder=”0″ scrolling=”no”]     The only problem I can see with getting Scottie Pippen’s house is that it’s for sale at the reasonable price of $11.8 million. He’s had the place on and off the...

Jun 12, 2014

Justin Rose Got All Of That One

[protected-iframe id=”18b6a9e483055df969dcf12b089e06c5-22577676-23105199″ info=”//instagram.com/p/pJrUc6Skkf/embed/” width=”600″ height=”700″ frameborder=”0″ scrolling=”no”]     Do you even golf, bro? If I’m Justin Rose you have to blame that shot on the shitty course they won’t water, right?...

Jun 12, 2014

My New Favorite Korean Baseball Headfirst Slide GIF

    [protected-iframe id=”1a8c0bdcd20b0bda0927839e6c1e8125-22577676-23105199″ info=”http://gfycat.com/iframe/HealthyAggravatingAardwolf” width=”600″ height=”338″ frameborder=”0″ scrolling=”no”]   I have no idea who this Lotte Giants bro is and it doesn’t matter. We’re just here to appreciate the hustle from Korea’s Pete Rose. You can tell — mid-slide...

Jun 12, 2014

Brett Favre Beard Update: Looking Trimmed In Seattle

  You never know where Brett Favre will show up these days. On Wednesday, the Gunslinger just happened to be in Seattle so he stopped by to check on Terrelle Pryor at the Seahawks facility. The last time we saw...

Jun 12, 2014

Best Of World Cup Butts, Jon Gruden's World Cup Commercial & T.J. Ford's UT Court

  WORLD CUP! WORLD CUP! WORLD CUP! WORLD CUP! WORLD CUP! WORLD CUP! WORLD CUP! WORLD CUP! WORLD CUP! WORLD CUP! WORLD CUP! WORLD CUP! WORLD CUP! WORLD CUP! WORLD CUP! WORLD CUP! WORLD CUP! WORLD CUP! WORLD CUP! WORLD...

Jun 12, 2014

Lindsey Duke Resurfaces In A Bikini, Heat/Spurs Fan & World Cup Body Paint

  It’s Christmas morning for soccer nerds. They get like six weeks of fake nerding out on the World Cup. This is my favorite time every four years when American soccer fans want to be Euro fans so bad. Just...