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Aug 11, 2014

Did Bernie Kosar's Divorce Drive Daughter Sara To Do Porn?

  Sports on Earth, the site that media nerds thought was dead last week after USA Today took a chainsaw to the staff, is out today with a riveting story on Bernie Kosar and all that he’s gone through over...

Aug 11, 2014

Cowboys CB Orlando Scandrick's Girlfriend Draya Is Crazy & I'm Cool With That

    Say hello to your power couple of 2014 in the NFL: Cowboys CB Orlando Scandrick and his girlfriend Draya, who has 2,000,000+ Instagram followers. Orlando is a pretty decent corner and Draya is pretty good at causing drama,...

Aug 11, 2014

I'm Kinda Depressed That Chris Sabo Owns A White Belt

  I never want to forget the Chris Sabo that drove a Ford Escort with 200,000 miles on the odometer. I always pictured Sabo, one of my childhood heroes, as a guy who wore Lee jeans, drank Big K because...

NFL Cheerleaders Try To Avoid Injury, Learn The Plays During Week One Of Preseason

  While Manziel, Bridgewater, Bortles, etc. were busy running through the playbook in Week One of the preseason, NFL rookie cheerleaders were doing the same on the sidelines. These ladies are just hoping to get through the preseason without suffering...

Aug 11, 2014

Little League Superstar Mo'ne Davis Breaking Ankles On The Basketball Court, Too

[protected-iframe id=”ad2ec262b5042900fdf56a3a7ad610e0-22577676-23105199″ info=”https://vine.co/v/MV9FtB9XHt6/embed/simple” width=”600″ height=”600″ frameborder=”0″]   By now you’ve seen ESPN and Good Morning America turn Little League pitcher Mo’ne Davis into a novelty item they’ll Tebow-ize during the upcoming Little League World Series. Mo’ne Davis is about to...

Aug 11, 2014

I Don't Think Tony Stewart Meant To Kill Kevin Ward Jr.

  I’ve now watched the video of Tony Stewart killing Kevin Ward Jr. Saturday night on a New York dirt track and can’t seem to find evidence that Stewart meant to kill Ward. Here’s what I think Tony meant to ...

Aug 11, 2014

Aug 11, 2014

Jerry Jones Speaks, Manziel's GF Liked Johnny's 1st Game & Latin UFC Ring Girls

  Don’t plan on watching much sports tonight. You get baseball games and Streetball City Slam on ESPN2. I have no idea what that is, but I’ll assume it’ll feature a bunch of dudes who couldn’t score high enough on...

Aug 11, 2014

Katherine Webb's New Dog, Multiple Interns Fired & Colt McCoy Sighting

  What a relaxing weekend I had. Can’t say the same thing for the chick I saw who nearly puked on her boyfriend as she was walking onto the Miller Ferry for the ride from Put-In-Bay on Lake Erie back...

Aug 10, 2014

Coke Head Dustin Johnson Passing Time Giving Golf Lessons In Idaho

[protected-iframe id=”df248168427daa046362394201fc66a9-22577676-23105199″ info=”//instagram.com/p/riYrwqlRkN/embed/” width=”600″ height=”700″ frameborder=”0″ scrolling=”no”]     That’s Dustin Johnson this weekend giving sand lessons at the Gozzer Golf Club in Idaho where Wayne and Janet Gretzky own an insane retreat that you might remember we showed you...

Aug 9, 2014

Texans Cheerleaders Spoof Arian Foster's "Best Teammate" Press Conference

[youtube https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gI70dBoQiSk]     Remember when Arian Foster told the media he was just trying to be the best teammate he could be for the Texans? He did it 11 times before the media nerds finally called it a day...

Aug 9, 2014

Shaggy 69 Eagles Jersey, Skinny Mangino & Bills 74…Carolina 10

  I’ve spent five months getting up on Monday morning with jack shit for Morning Screencaps. Then preseason football rolls around and everything is back to normal. It doesn’t get much better than a Mark Mangino and Ralph Friedgen showdown,...

Aug 9, 2014

No Way LeSean McCoy Can Throw 45 Pound Plates Like Frisbees

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