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Oct 1, 2014

Meet Jay Gruden's Wife, Sherry, NFL's Hottest Grandma

  I learned today that Jay and his wife Sherry Gruden are grandparents. I was completely blown away because Jay never started aging after 32. He’s now 47. As for Sherry, I’d never seen her, but let’s just say she’s...

Oct 1, 2014

Terrible Royals Fans Leaving Wild Card Game Early

  Imagine the A’s go on a heater and score five runs on your Royals in the franchise’s first playoff game in 29 years. It’s 7-3 and Lester is rolling along. You have to work in the morning. Big meeting...

Oct 1, 2014

Biebs Corrupting Jenner, Phelps Gambling Bender Before DUI & Best DFW H.S. Football Stadiums

  I guess you’re watching the Giants-Pirates game tonight on ESPN. Not a baseball fan? Hand over the remote to your wife. Protect your remote game because Saturday is going to be an insane day of college football. There will...

Sleeping Royals Fans, OSU Fan's Booze Bag & Shirtless Bama Fan At Walmart

  Alternative Wild Card Format I’m thinking the wild card teams play doubleheaders on Wild Card Tuesday. Game 3 at noon on Thursday, if necessary. I threw that out on Twitter last night and of course baseball nerds stood up...

Oct 1, 2014

Nats Fan Looking For NLDS Date, Woman Must Pay For The Ticket

  It’s that time of year when horny men and women use each other for sex, companionship and MLB playoff tickets. The ploy remains the same: “My friend can’t make the game and I need a date who’ll sleep with...

Sep 30, 2014

Snag Hulk Hogan's Old Donzi Party Boat — $20,000 Buy It Now

  Are you the Hulk Hogan collector who thinks he has everything? You don’t have the Hulkster’s 1999 Donzi that Linda Hogan was photographed partying on with her post-Hulk rebound toy Charlie Hill. There should be some collector value there,...

Sep 30, 2014

Sep 30, 2014

Huge Nerd Andrew Luck Still Using A Flip Phone

[youtube https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hdgu3q-JouU]   My dad and Andrew Luck have something in common: Both still use a flip phone. I’m headed to the Bama-Ole Miss game this weekend for our annual football trip and he’ll still be using that phone he...

Sep 30, 2014

David Ross Lost Part Of A Tooth During Baseball Tonight Debut?

[protected-iframe id=”3c107da97235888e3c446a9126c747f9-22577676-23105199″ info=”https://vine.co/v/OmBjbHOEQva/embed/simple” width=”600″ height=”600″ frameborder=”0″]   I’m constantly shocked by the stuff that BC readers key in on, then record and send to me. Take last night. Ron Warner, @RKWIII, happened to be catching Baseball Tonight when David Ross...

Sep 30, 2014

Charles Barkley Buying Water At Trader Joe's

Charles Barkley is at this Trader Joe’s!! pic.twitter.com/oKqaWV1QnO — marthapie (@marthapie) September 28, 2014   “Charles, have you ever had this water? No? You’re going to love it. It’s the only water we sell that I drink. Great purchase.” Imagine...

Sep 30, 2014

Playboy Playmate Iryna Ivanova Is Back As An Arizona Cardinals Fan

  As Playboy fades into further and further into obscurity, it’s becoming extremely rare to find Playmates taking photos in NFL jerseys so I couldn’t pass up the opportunity to visit with our old Twitter friend (can’t remember why I...

Sep 30, 2014

Buy Jon Lester's Lovely Massachusetts House For Just $1,850,000

  Remember how Jon Lester pretty much told the A’s he’d work a couple months for them and then go back to the Red Sox next year where he has a house and is pretty comfortable? Well, Lester just listed...

Sep 30, 2014

Week 2 Of Dan Vollmayer's Delayed Blitz Includes Horse Shit On DeSean Jackson's Jersey

[youtube https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xLtq0YymupE&w=600&h=320]   Dan is back for his second episode of Delayed Blitz and figured out a way to work in a photo of horse shit on DeSean Jackson’s Eagles jersey and Wes Welker’s Depends commercial. Grade: B+ Analysis: I...