It’s that time of year when horny men and women use each other for sex, companionship and MLB playoff tickets. The ploy remains the same: “My friend can’t make the game and I need a date who’ll sleep with me before and after the game. Any takers?”
At least the 25-year-old Nats guy above tells women that there will be no free rides and he’ll charge your ass for the ticket. He’s not just going to give you a ticket because you’re hot. Interesting strategy.
Then we have married 40-year-old Nats chick (Lucy) who is just looking for a guy who’ll go to the game and keep things just about the game. Her husband must be a fun guy.
Are you a woman who’s looking for a free ticket and are willing to pay for your own beer? This old bro has a ticket for you. Another interesting strategy.
Meanwhile, in Baltimore, we have guys specifying the race of the woman he’s willing to take.
Finally, we have a Tigers fan who will actually give the woman a ticket and buy drinks/food. It’s nice to know there is at least one good guy out there just looking for a decent woman in Detroit.
*He really wants to say it’s been a loooong time since he’s been laid and he’s actually hoping you’ll sleep with him after a 3 1/2 hour game and 8 beers.
Nats Fan Looking For NLDS Date, Woman Must Pay For The Ticket
