Gronk About To Go To Pound Town With Mamacitas in L.A. Elevator?
Imagine you’re just trying to grab an elevator to the lobby Saturday night at some L.A. hotel and you mistakenly hit the up button. So the elevator stops on your floor. The door opens. There’s the biggest goofy white...
Bama Fan Wanted For Ripping Off Alabama Jewelry Store
There not much more disgusting in Alabama than a Bama fan ripping off a jewelry store on Easter weekend. Horrible. Not how Jesus wants you to live your life. So disrespectful. Jeff Dennis Jewelers in Gardendale, a northern suburb...
Kendall Jenner Hiking, Floyd's $25,000 Mouthpiece & UFCer F-Bombs Crowd
It’s Christmas Day for nerdy white guys out there. A full day of regular season baseball is finally here. The ESPN family has four games. Things get rolling with Blue Jays-Yankees. Then the real MLB opener starts at 4:10...
Bonds' Dog Needs PEDs, Verlander-Upton DL Fun & Harper's Man Bun
I’ll take Wisconsin Of course Duke has a bunch of NBA talent and already beat Wisconsin – in Madison – earlier this season, but it just feels that this is the Badgers year. They’re going to get a call....
Michigan State Fan Proposes To Married Allie LaForce
[protected-iframe id=”c7cab4ce813b52c66c991bdbc30caf79-22577676-23105199″ info=”https://www.youtube-nocookie.com/embed/S3h1TE2eXMs?rel=0&controls=0&showinfo=0″ width=”640″ height=”360″ frameborder=”0″ allowfullscreen=””] You moron, Allie LaForce is married to Angels pitcher Joe Smith, a guy who is making $5,250,000 this year and the same in 2016 — guaranteed! You see that rock on her...
Matthew Stafford's Wedding Seemed Fun
[protected-iframe id=”7c0f8b9c02c768c2121d11d7bb37c05c-22577676-23105199″ info=”https://instagram.com/p/1GOb_ssUVz/embed/” width=”600″ height=”598″ frameborder=”0″ scrolling=”no”] Kelly Hall and Matthew Stafford finally got married Saturday in Atlanta. I know you’ve been on edge to see how cool the party was since these two were legendary before they got married....
Manziel Met Jesus This Weekend
If you had Shreveport on the “Where will Manziel resurface when he gets out of rehab” moneyline, collect your winnings. Odd place to resurface? Of course. The kind of town where you won’t be bothered too much by the locals?...
Bama Prom Proposals, Stafford Wedding Partying & Deion Jr. Not Acting Poor
Boycotting a trip to the Final Four madness I was thinking about driving down to Indianapolis to see the crazy Kentucky fans that have descended upon that poor city. I planned to document the insane people that smell blood...
The Best of Kentucky Final Four House Banners
It’s officially Final Four Eve and Big Blue Nation can hardly contain themselves. In fact, Kentucky fans are so pumped that a lot of them have burned some time this week by making hilarious house banners. Spoiler: They love making...
Kentucky Couch Burning Cake Sales Are On Fire
How popular are burning couch cakes right now in Kentucky? Bakeries can’t make them fast enough, according to Lexington TV stations. Whole Foods in Lexington started this frenzy during Sweet 16 weekend when they debuted a burning couch cake....
Browns Fan Is Selling A Clean, Classic Tailgating RV — $4,950
Are you a Browns fan with a wife that won’t let you get a piece of junk tailgating RV because she wants to buy something the family can use during the offseason? Does she want something that’s clean and...
Jessica Alba Still At The Beach, Bob Knight Is Done & Philip Rivers Playing Softball
Today might be one of the most worthless days of TV that you’re going to find this year. We’re still dealing with exhibition baseball. ESPNU is forcing high school basketball down your throat. So…here’s my suggestion to those of...
