You moron, Allie LaForce is married to Angels pitcher Joe Smith, a guy who is making $5,250,000 this year and the same in 2016 — guaranteed! You see that rock on her finger? Joe Smith actually had the money to pay cash for it.
The only department that Michigan State fan might have Joe Smith beat in, is the How To Act On Put-In-Bay category. Who can possibly forget this police report from back in 2012 when Smith was dating Allie?