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Nov 12, 2014

Brandon Jennings Leaves Garrett Temple In the Dust After Nasty Fake Pass

Detroit Pistons point guard Brandon Jennings actually played well on Wednesday night, dropping 32 points—on 11-for-19 shooting—and 10 assists on the Washington Wizards. Of Jennings’ 11 baskets, none was sweeter than the layup he scored on Garrett Temple late in...

Nov 12, 2014

Hawks Fail, Misspell Paul Millsap’s Name On Jersey

It has been a rough week for people who stitch names onto NBA jerseys. On Monday, Detroit Pistons center Andre Drummond had to swap out the jersey he started the game with in the second quarter because his surname was...

Nov 12, 2014

Best Of NBA Ugly Sweaters

  As a California native, I’ve never really been exposed to the concept of seasons. Sure it gets “cold” and rains like every seven months, but that doesn’t count. So you can only imagine my surprise at the realization that...

Shane Battier Shatters Eardrums Singing Billy Joel [VIDEO]

Shane Battier’s days no longer consist of taking charges, playing defense, flopping, and making clutch threes for annoying super teams. Now he’s just living it up and discordantly singing Billy Joel tunes at charity functions. Joel fans may not want...

Nov 12, 2014

Buy A 24-Karat Gold Mini Basketball Rim For $995 — $300 Leather Ball Not Included

You know how some people splurge multiple paychecks on that one grail piece they just must have? For some it’s a legit leather jacket (get that faux leather shit out of here), an F.P. Journe watch, or some fancy suit....

Nov 12, 2014

Watch Lil Jon Give the Tennessee Volunteers A Speech of Some Sort

If you’re a Tennessee Volunteers fan—or an in-the-know college football fan—then you know rapper Lil Jon is all about the orange. The team’s fan base, of course, adopted his hit song, “Turn Down for What,” and modified it into a...

Nov 11, 2014

Nov 11, 2014

Joakim Noah High-Fives Little Girl After Game

  For some reason, people love to hate on Joakim Noah. I guess it’s hard to appreciate an animated guy who plays legitimate defense, is a passing threat, and get buckets despite shooting the ball like a weirdo. For all...

Nov 11, 2014

Rajon Rondo Laughs at the Concept of the Knicks Being a Threat

[protected-iframe id=”c4723505dc3bfb6b72fe367c6495d79c-22577676-53282995″ info=”https://vine.co/v/OiHAwV0uAeZ/embed/simple” width=”600″ height=”600″ frameborder=”0″] Point guard Rajon Rondo plays for a bad team in the Boston Celtics and can become an unrestricted free agent at season’s end. Because of this, there is pretty intense speculation on whether or...

Nov 11, 2014

John Rocker Goes On Another Race-Fueled Rant

It’s Veteran’s Day, so what better way to spend it than reading about what former Atlanta Braves pitcher John Rocker has been up to since threatening people on “Survivor?” Well, the 40-year-old has been spewing his usual Rocker-crap on the...

Nov 11, 2014

Meet Daniella Dior — A Playboy Model & Ohio State Fan

I’m going to be honest, when I think about the city of Cleveland, hot Hungarian-Italian girls don’t come to mind. So you can only imagine my surprise to find out that Playboy model Daniella Dior is from Lebronland. Dior was...

Nov 10, 2014

Connor Barwin Sacks Cam Newton After Mauling Panthers Guard

It has been a tough night for Panthers quarterback Cam Newton. Mike Tirico thought he was Michael Vick to start the game, and his play against the Eagles has been dismal—tossing three interceptions in the first half. It also doesn’t...

Nov 10, 2014

The Pistons Can’t Spell Andre Drummond’s Name Correctly

The man pictured above is Detroit Pistons center Andre Drummond. That is not how you spell his name. The good news is someone realized the flub on the 21-year-old’s jersey, allowing him to change into the correct version in the...