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Nov 10, 2014

Half-Naked Chris Baker Videobombs Darrel Young in Locker Room

The Washington Redskins had Week 10 off, so it was all smiles in their locker room for once. There’s evidence of this via wide receiver Pierre Garcon, who gave us an inside look into what Chris Baker’s up to when...

Nov 10, 2014

Seahawks Mascot's Boner On Full Display During Selfie

Comedienne Sarah Colonna, girlfriend of Seattle Seahawks punter Jon Ryan, was at CenturyLink Field on Sunday and wanted to take a photo with the team mascot, Blitz. As you can see from the photo above, Blitz was pretty pumped (yes,...

Nov 10, 2014

Super Hot Surfer-Twerker Anastasia Ashley Shreds Some Waves

[protected-iframe id=”392ddbb80fc37cf0098909de6dc42ffa-22577676-53282995″ info=”//platform.instagram.com/en_US/embeds.js” width=”600″ height=”700″] While most of America sat unproductively on Sunday freaking out over Ben Roethlisberger shitting the bed and fake Andy Reid taking the stands, surfer Anastasia Ashley (@AnastasiaAshley) gave all the surfer brahs something to talk...

Former Steelers LB James Farrior Lists Houston Pad – Just $1.29 Million!

  Have $1.29 million to blow and in the market for a pretty sweet pad owned by a two-time Super Bowl champion? If so, you’re in luck! Former New York Jets and Pittsburgh Steelers linebacker James Farrior has listed his...

Nov 10, 2014

Dad Burns His Son's Jay Cutler Jersey

For the second consecutive game, the Chicago Bears laid a massive egg to once again prove they are nothing but another preseason hype team. The Bears were shellacked by Aaron Rodgers on Sunday Night Football, allowing Mr. Discount Double Check...

Nov 10, 2014

Greg Oden Goes Clubbing, Girl Doesn't Know It's Greg Oden

You have to feel for Greg Oden—his NBA career has been derailed by knee injuries and he’s battled depression and alcoholism as a byproduct of life being a total bitch. But that isn’t going to stop him from being a...

Nov 10, 2014

Nov 8, 2014

ESPN GameDay Signs 2014- Ohio State vs. Michigan State

It’s Saturday, which means one thing, and one thing only—GameDay signs! Today, we have one of the biggest games of the year as No. 13 Ohio State takes on No. 7 Michigan State. Both teams are 7-1 overall and 4-0...

Nov 7, 2014

Barely Anyone Noticed Giant Greg Oden at the Bengals Game

It’s hard to miss Greg Oden, since, you know, he’s like a man-giant who has no problem with spiking a volleyball into your face. But somehow a bunch of people did at last night’s Bengals-Browns game. Seriously, fans were so...

Nov 7, 2014

Meet Brooke Alexandra – Miami Dolphins Cheerleader & Ole Miss Grad

  The Miami Dolphins cheerleaders currently hold the No. 1 spot on our NFL Cheerleaders Power Rankings, and with girls like Brooke Alexandra on the squad, it’s not really a surprise. Alexandra, a college junior, was a National Cheerleading Association...

Nov 7, 2014

Tom Brady Not So Cool in Awkward High School Photo

All is well in the world of Tom Brady. He’s still married to Gisele Bundchen, he’s no longer subject to “Is he over the hill?” talking head discussions on ESPN, and perhaps most importantly, he continues to kill the Facebook...

Nov 7, 2014

Michelle Roque – Florida State Delta Gamma Sorority QB – Puts On Clinic

Judging from the video above, Florida State’s next great quarterback after Jameis Winston may be flag football extraordinaire Michelle Roque of the Delta Gamma sorority. Roque (@michelleroque7) showed it all on that play, remaining composed as she spun to elude...

Nov 7, 2014

Sadie Santana ‘100 Percent Serious’ About 'Blowing' Lakers Players

  Sadie Santana—who has starred in videos such as My New White Stepdaddy 9 and All Things Anal— offered Thursday to “blow” the Lakers roster if the team hit 47 wins this season. I was rightly skeptical of the seriousness...