Jared Lorenzen Has Zero Interest in This Toy Horse With a Penis
Like many Americans, former NFL champion and Ultimate Indoor Football League great Jared Lorenzen was out and about this morning surfing for some post-Christmas deals. What was The Hefty Lefty on the search for? A toy horse for his...
Charles Barkley and Ernie Johnson Accidentally Exchanged GoPros
TNT’s “Inside the NBA” delivered yet another classic episode on Christmas night. Sure, Shaq and Chuck went on another tirade on how they want their big men banging in the post, but everything else beyond the analysis was brilliant....
Watch Gatorade’s Epic 50th Anniversary TV Commercial
As the calendar quickly turns the page to a new year, Gatorade is set to celebrate a momentous milestone with their 50th anniversary! To leadoff the commemoration, Gatorade revealed their “50” TV commercial on Christmas, which featured a montage...
Madison and Mallory Edens Do Christmas in Guadeloupe
While us normal folk spent Christmas working on our fake smiles and preparing to trudge the dreaded post-holiday return lines, the rich were just having a swanky time (and boasted it on social media). I mean, come on Janet...
Best of 2014: Tommy Lasorda
The Los Angeles Dodgers may have disappointed once again in 2014, but you know who represented the team like a champion off the field? The magnificent Tommy Lasorda. Honestly, this guy is a freaking superstar—everywhere he goes people absolutely melt...
Watch CMU's Miracle Hail Mary at the Popeyes Bahamas Bowl
The Popeyes Bahamas Bowl between Central Michigan and Western Kentucky was looking like an absolute snoozefest through three quarters of play. The game should have been over with the Hilltoppers up 49-14 to start the final period. Then suddenly...
Greg Oden Looking Sad at the Probation Office
The last time we checked up on Greg Oden he was just being an ordinary Ohioan watching the Buckeyes at some bar. Unfortunately, it looks like his latest ventures haven’t been nearly as fun as watching his school dominate....
WWE’s Ravishing Russian Lana Showing Off Some Christmas Spirit
If you follow wrestling just a teeny bit, then you know WWE’s Lana—former Florida State Cowgirl, C.J. Perry—is an absolute killer on the microphone. For those who are unaware, she plays a Russian character who manages some dude named...
Model Brittany Mason Dancing at the Pacers Game
The Indiana Pacers were just 2-9 in the month of December heading into their Tuesday night affair with the New Orleans Pelicans. But despite this, they managed to defeat The Brow and his pals by the score of 96-84,...
Aaron Brooks Pulled Off a Julius Erving-esque Layup
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Brennan Clay Tweets Photo With Gina D’Agostini, Apologizes for Jumping to Conclusion
The Brennan Clay-Gina D’Agostini-DeMarco Murray saga just hit a new and unexpected level. According to Clay, he merely “jumped to a conclusion that wasn’t true” in regards to his wife cheating on him: I’m not totally sure if...
Derek Jeter Partied With 30 Women Sunday Night (No Hannah Davis)
So I guess Derek Jeter is really feeling this whole retirement thing. Thus far, he’s set up The Players’ Tribune to give athletes a “voice” and copyeditors something to do. Oh, and he’s allegedly partying with a ton of...
