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Dec 23, 2014

Kelly Hall Goes No Hands and Kicks in a Free Throw

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Dec 23, 2014

Buy Bubba Watson's 2008 Mercedes-Benz CLK63 AMG—$62,950 on eBay!

  Get pumped golf nerds, now is your chance to grab a piece of history: Bubba Watson’s customized 2008 Mercedes-Benz CLK63 AMG. If I didn’t operate on a blogger salary, I’d totally be all over this fine piece of machinery....

Dec 23, 2014

Here’s Goofy Glen Davis Dancing His Way to an And-1

[protected-iframe id=”ebd95c502500060dd566bdc58e47e876-22577676-53282995″ info=”https://vine.co/v/OXUHxj3ubdl/embed/simple” width=”600″ height=”600″ frameborder=”0″]   The Los Angeles Clippers lost to the San Antonio Spurs on Monday night, but they sure as hell didn’t lose the dance competition—all thanks to Glen “Big Baby” Davis. Early in the fourth...

Mike Tirico Had a Brain Fart After Jeremy Hill’s Touchdown Run

[protected-iframe id=”ca4aa5191b851659443178a0286efd67-22577676-53282995″ info=”http://gfycat.com/ifr/PoshMediocreBalloonfish” width=”680″ height=”374″ frameborder=”0″ scrolling=”no”]   To say that the Cincinnati Bengals got off to a shaky start in their Monday night matchup against the Denver Broncos would be an understatement. I mean, it doesn’t get much worse...

Dec 22, 2014

Timofey Mozgov Bloodied After Catching Bismack Biyombo Elbow

  Based on that main image alone, you’d think Timofey Mozgov was involved in a street fight or something. However, it turns out the Nuggets big man was just the unfortunate recipient of an elbow from Bismack Biyombo. As you...

Dec 22, 2014

Jets Fan Douses Drunk Patriots Fan With Nachos

[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dd4LCvPwqkw&w=560&h=315]   A saucy New England Patriots fan learned the hard that you don’t waltz into MetLife Stadium as a drunken idiot without consequences. Barstool Sports caught footage of said fan being escorted out of the Patriots-Jets game on Sunday,...

Dec 22, 2014

Dec 22, 2014

Tommy Lasorda Favoriting Photos of Russian Model on Twitter

  Dodgers legend Tommy Lasorda just can’t be tamed ya’ll. What was the 87-year-old up to while chowing on a late breakfast this morning? Oh, you know, just favoriting some photos (three to be exact) on Twitter of Russian model...

Dec 22, 2014

Buy Darren Sharper’s Gated Mediterranean Mansion— $3.6 Million

Would you feel okay about buying a really nice house from an NFL player who is facing charges of rape (in multiple states) and human trafficking? Because that’s the situation some rich folks will face when they view Darren Sharper’s...

Dec 22, 2014

Pau Gasol and Nazr Mohammed Hit Up the Opera

  Pau Gasol is one of the more interesting NBA players around. For one, the guy has a major side interest in medicine, so much so that he once fired a bunch of questions about scoliosis to some doctors in...

Dec 19, 2014

Andre Drummond Salty After Getting Posterized By James Johnson

    As a Clippers fan, I really wanted Doc to sign James Johnson in the offseason to fill out the bench. A versatile forward who can guard different types of players? Yes, please. Of course, it didn’t happen and...

Dec 19, 2014

ABC 7 Chicago Reminded Us Marc Trestman is Probably Getting Canned

If you thought ABC 7 Chicago was done taking not-so-subtle jabs at the Chicago Bears, then you’ve clearly underestimated how pissy sports media in the Windy City can get. As you can see above, the station was up to their...

Dec 19, 2014

Dustin Johnson Napping Hard Before Paulina Gretzky's Birthday Celebration

    In case you missed it, today is the 26th birthday of The Great One’s daughter, Paulina Gretzky. Considering that she is pregnant, I assume this year’s celebration will be without the club, stripper pole and Tom Selleck’s kid—but...