James Lumalu

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Dec 30, 2014

Mike Ditka Flipping the Bird With Some Goth Chick

  If you had your own chain of restaurants, how often would you eat at the joint? Would you play it coy and sporadically appear, or would you be the boisterous type who let everyone know you have money invested...

Dec 30, 2014

Johnny Manziel Resting His Hammy in Miami

  Johnny Football has had a rough holiday season. People keep throwing shade at the kid for partying, questioning the authenticity of a “Johnny Serious” going forward, and dishing allegations of alcoholism. I mean, did people really think he would...

Dec 30, 2014

Buy Reggie Jackson's 1956 Chevrolet Bel Air — $11,000+ on eBay

  Have a fatter wallet than usual after Christmas? Then leave it to the baseball gods to tempt you to spend some of that dough on another classic Reggie Jackson vehicle. Currently up for auction on eBay is Mr. October’s...

Kim DeJesus Finally Reaches Waterfall in her Bikini

  If you thought Kim DeJesus’ epic holiday jungle vacation peaked on Monday with her bikini volcano hike, then clearly you don’t know Kim DeJesus. David’s lovely wife was back on the trails again on Tuesday—sans the sweatpants—in hunt for...

Dec 30, 2014

Meet Alissa Bourne — Model and Former Maryland Soccer Player

    As you progress through high school and college and stress out over dumb crap like your career, people often try to ease your stress by telling you how they ended up with a job unrelated to their major....

Dec 30, 2014

Kevin Garnett Just Wants to Dunk Without All the Hoopla

[protected-iframe id=”e54fe2067f18dc1c05015dd4237a14ce-22577676-53282995″ info=”http://gfycat.com/ifr/OffensiveBigKob” width=”600″ height=”338″ frameborder=”0″ scrolling=”no”]   It’s no secret that the end is near for Kevin Garnett’s professional basketball career. The man is 38-years-old and is pretty much in that phase where people get excited about an ancient...

Dec 29, 2014

Dec 29, 2014

Kings Try 4-on-5 Defense Against Nets, Reggie Evans Botches Open Dunk

  Back in October, Zach Lowe of Grantland dropped a hilarious tidbit about Sacramento Kings owner Vivek Ranadive and his interest in possibly deploying a 4-on-5 defense: Owner Vivek Ranadivé has pitched the idea to the team’s brain trust of...

Dec 29, 2014

Bryce Harper Has A Man Bun

  Get out your flamethrowers, Bryce Harper haters. The Washington Nationals outfielder has made himself an easy target once again with his brand new hairstyle—the man bun. Harper debuted the hair on Dec. 23 at a UNLV-Arizona game, and let’s...

Dec 29, 2014

25 Best Bama Fan Mugshots of 2014

    What is it with the Alabama fans, ya’ll? I honestly don’t understand the phenomenon of being so proud of this one institution that people just rock team gear to death. Do they know there are other clothing options?...

Dec 29, 2014

Buy This Tricked Out Alabama California Roadster Golf Cart—Only $6,500

  When you think Bama fan, what pops into your mind is probably something like a gun-toting, water-shooting, Amari Cooper-loving dude—like this guy. Things that likely don’t spring up are fashion, basketball, and environmentally friendly vehicles. But lo and behold,...

Dec 29, 2014

Johnny Manziel Denies Throwing Party, Says He Needs to Stop acting like a ‘Jackass’

Remember when Cleveland Browns fans were all pumped about their team being 7-4 and potentially challenging for a playoff spot (if not a division crown)? Boy, things have definitely hit the fan since that aberration—five straight losses and a Johnny...

Dec 26, 2014

Jon Gruden Is Pretty Cool About Letting People Wear His Super Bowl Ring

Jon Gruden’s one Super Bowl title with the Tampa Bay Buccaneers is pretty much one of the ultimate spite victories ever—assuming you believe he left Oakland because of Al Davis (not his parents). Winning the whole shebang against your old...