Johnny Football has had a rough holiday season. People keep throwing shade at the kid for partying, questioning the authenticity of a “Johnny Serious” going forward, and dishing allegations of alcoholism. I mean, did people really think he would be able to go cold turkey off the bat?
He is the definition of a guy who needs to get away for a bit—so he did. Apparently the guy sped off to Miami with girlfriend Colleen Crowley (they went clubbing Monday night) for some much needed sunbathing. Oh, and to rehab the hamstring that people forgot is injured!
I love it, Johnny. Sure you were just talking about being less of a jackass like a day ago, but F the haters, you’re a 22-year-old first round draft pick with a gorgeous girlfriend goddammit. Christmas might’ve sucked, but you still have New Year’s Eve—just make sure there are no teammates and iPhones around. YOLO!