Will Johnny Manziel’s Girlfriend Ruin His Rehab Work?
It’s been almost a month since Cleveland Browns quarterback Johnny Manziel entered rehab in an attempt to quell his partying ways, and by all accounts, things are going well. Last week, head coach Mike Pettine announced that he had visited...
76ers' Isaiah Canaan Goes Glass On Ridiculous Catch-and-Shoot
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Darnell Dockett Talks Strip Clubs and Drugs With the Youth of America
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Jerry Jones Chilling With Jennifer Hudson and Aaron Rodgers at the Oscars
Dallas Cowboys owner and GM Jerry Jones took some time off from the NFL Scouting Combine to party at Hollywood’s dullest award show, the Oscars. Despite having no real reason to be there, Jones and his wife, Gene, crashed the...
Buy Greg Biffle’s Roush Stage 3 Mustang Convertible—$18,400+ on eBay
Are you a Nascar fan feeling ballsy after watching the Daytona 500? Do you want to go out onto the highway and burn some rubber? Maybe find out if you have the skills necessary to beat the police in a...
Michigan Satire Publication Ranks Duke Fifth in Their Terrorist Rankings
A writer for The Every Three Weekly, the University of Michigan’s satire publication, is going to have a bright future as a writer for The Onion one day. Last Sunday, the paper ran an article on AP Top 25 rankings,...
Greg Oden Balling With Scrubs at the RPAC Again
Former No. 1 draft pick Greg Oden just can’t stop playing basketball. You’d assume after multiple disastrous injuries on the hardwood he’d be terrified of the game at this point, but that’s not the case. The man is on a...
Joel Embiid Still Jonesing for Rihanna on Twitter
Can someone find 76ers center Joel Embiid a lady already? This cat has been thirsty since getting drafted into the league, yet he’s still single. I personally don’t get it; the guy hasn’t played a single game all year but...
Meet Leggy Clippers Hostess Traci B.
After countless year of misery, the Clippers have finally figured out the secret to success. Draft some guys like Blake Griffin and DeAndre Jordan to dunk on hapless Europeans, trade filler pieces for Chris Paul, and perhaps most importantly, employ...
Clips Fan Is A Complete Embarrassment To Free Throw Shooting
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Gregg Zaun Slaps Around Bro Brett Lawrie On Radio Show
Some find hazing young professional athletes to be disrespectful and unnecessary, but not former MLB catcher Gregg Zaun. The Blue Jays studio analyst officially joined Mike Ditka in the pro-hazing department on Thursday while discussing our favorite base-brah, Brett Lawrie....
Ancient 1989 Bengals Winnebago RV for Sale—$5,000
If you’re a Bengals fan who wants to tailgate to games in style, AND look like you cook crystal meth, then we have the vehicle for you. Currently up for sale on Craigslist (Cincinnati) is a 1989 Winnebago Itaska with...
