Greg Oden Balling With Scrubs at the RPAC Again

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Former No. 1 draft pick Greg Oden just can’t stop playing basketball. You’d assume after multiple disastrous injuries on the hardwood he’d be terrified of the game at this point, but that’s not the case. The man is on a new mission: to make the Ohio State recreation center his unofficial home court.

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The big man was spotted on Friday playing with his usual slate of miniature running mates and according to eyewitness accounts, working on a new facet of his game—his jumper. (I guess dunking on tiny people gets old at some point.)

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If you think about it, Greg’s life really isn’t that bad. Sad? Sure. But the guy made millions and now he can just dominate pick-up games and attend wrestling events with his boys. If he can stop hitting people in the face, he’ll be just fine.