James Lumalu

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Apr 7, 2015

Buy This Redskins Tailgate Bus — $4,600

    Are you a Redskins fan who is cool with your team’s derogatory nickname? Then step up to the plate and hammer home your support of Daniel Snyder’s regime with this 2001 Ford tailgate bus. Just imagine the fun...

Apr 7, 2015

Erin Andrews Stuffs Another 'Dancing With the Stars' Hater

It’s Tuesday, which can only mean one thing: old people who watched Monday’s episode of “Dancing With the Stars” complain about Erin Andrews on Twitter. Yes, I too am shocked at the amount of hate EA’s receiving from the 55+...

Apr 7, 2015

Buy This Seahawks 12th Man Van (w/ Blue Rims) — $5,500

  If you’re a Seahawks fan and have a tailgate party that maxes out at eight people, then this 1994 Ford Aerostar might just be what you need. Now, I know what you’re thinking when you read Ford Aerostar. Your...

Looks Like Danica Patrick Has the Yoga Handstand Down

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Apr 7, 2015

Rex Ryan’s Truck Hitting Buffalo Wild Wings and Walmart

There’s no greater phenomenon in New York right now than Rex Ryan’s Buffalo Bills truck. People pretty much lose all of their bearings and pop out their smartphones at the mere sight of it. This past weekend was no different....

Apr 7, 2015

Sad Wisconsin Fan Tries to Cope By Burning Duke Shirt

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Apr 7, 2015

Apr 6, 2015

Dirk Nowitzki Going to Town on a Carousel

You saw that LeBron James was at the dentist on his off day, but what about Mavericks star Dirk Nowitzki? Perhaps working on his game? Maybe wearing some compression contraption to get his legs ready for the stretch run? Nope....

Apr 6, 2015

Does LeBron James Have a Cavity?

[protected-iframe id=”12beb6206911c7772ac10a5aeb54293a-22577676-53282995″ info=”https://instagram.com/p/1JrfdsCTL_/embed/” width=”500″ height=”598″ frameborder=”0″ scrolling=”no”] Monday is arguably the worst day of the week, so it makes sense that it’s the day LeBron James decides to schedule his dentist appointments. (Or, you know, his busy NBA schedule manages...

Apr 6, 2015

Flying Easter Bunny Takes Out Teddy Roosevelt in Presidents Race

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Apr 6, 2015

Buy This LSU Tailgate Bus (w/ Bunk Beds) — $15,599

Are you a resident of the finest state in America, Louisiana? If so, then you must be damn proud that Les Miles is the coach of your LSU Tigers, telling off recruits who don’t want to play in Louisiana and...

Apr 6, 2015

Yankees Fan Fails to Throw Back Edwin Encarnacion’s Home Run Ball

[protected-iframe id=”b0374a2443be9dd216391cd5bccb911c-22577676-53282995″ info=”https://vine.co/v/eBuAjv9rt3t/embed/simple” width=”600″ height=”600″ frameborder=”0″] The new MLB season is barely an hour old and already we’ve come across a baseball fan who thinks the definition of being “die hard” is to throw back home run balls. It’s a...

Apr 6, 2015

Jerry Rice Chilling With Bar Patrons in San Jose

[protected-iframe id=”7b0e58892124917b583a410479cbeb7f-22577676-53282995″ info=”https://instagram.com/p/1AJR11Kze4/embed/” width=”500″ height=”598″ frameborder=”0″ scrolling=”no”] You know how former Ohio State “legends” can pretty much walk around Columbus and not have to pay for stuff? The same thing goes for Jerry Rice in the Bay Area. People there...