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May 8, 2015

Emily Ratajkowski Hitting Us With a Post-Shower Dance

Tired of Deflategate stories and need of one last push to get you through the workweek and into Mother’s Day weekend? Then leave it to Emily Ratajkowski to come through and kill some of that boredom with a clutch after-shower...

May 8, 2015

Ambitious eBay User Trying to Sell Deflated Tom Brady Football for $150 (OBO)

Thanks to Ted Wells’ 243-page report on Deflategate, Patriots haters everywhere are reveling in the fact that they get to constantly burn Tom Brady in May. Adding to their euphoria is a looming suspension for the four-time Super Bowl champion,...

May 8, 2015

Watch Jonas Blixt Toss His Club Into the Water

Golfer Jonas Blixt probably can’t wait to get far away from TPC Sawgrass considering his poor showing at the Players Championship. Blixt shot a first-round 77 (+10) and is five over par through 12 holes in Round 2. The Swede...

Cleveland Indians Twitter "Threatens" SI for Criticizing Their Defense

We’re still super early in the baseball season, but man, it isn’t looking too hot for everyone’s chic breakout pick of 2015: the Cleveland Indians. The team is dead last in the AL Central at 10-17, Corey Kluber is winless...

May 8, 2015

Tiger Woods Breaks Out the Fist Pump After Making Cut at Players Championship

Tiger Woods birdied No. 9 to make the cut (and he knew it). #QuickHits http://t.co/OCs5AIGWHq — PGA TOUR (@PGATOUR) May 8, 2015 So this is what it has come to for Tiger Woods. No longer are his fist pumps reserved...

May 8, 2015

Tim Duncan’s Offseason Fun Continues With Indoor Skydiving

Spurs star Tim Duncan isn’t usually the type to make headlines when he isn’t playing basketball. But this offseason has provided a twist: fun Timmy. On the heels of saving teammate Aron Baynes’ drunk ass from saying something stupid to...

May 8, 2015

May 7, 2015

Bless This Yankees Fan Who Went All Out Trying to Catch a Foul Ball

It’s been a big night at Yankee Stadium: Delmon Young robbed Alex Rodriguez of home run No. 661 (seriously), Alex Rodriguez hit No. 661 for real in his next at bat in the third inning, and Stephen Drew has managed...

May 7, 2015

Check Out Will Ferrell's Topps Trading Cards

Gone are the days of my obsessive need to acquire autographed baseball cards of my favorite players. However, I may make an exception or two when Topps releases their Will Ferrell collection: You asked for it. We got it! Will...

May 7, 2015

Melky Cabrera Fakes Out Miggy With Unathletic Juke

White Sox outfielder Melky Cabrera isn’t known for being a burner on the base paths, but he still has some nifty moves up his sleeve when needed. During the fourth inning of the Tigers-White Sox game today, the Melk Man...

May 7, 2015

Umpire Takes Foul Ball to Package, Gets Stretchered Off

It’s safe to say that the scariest plays in baseball are either a pitcher getting hit in the head by a comebacker, or a batter taking a pitch to the head. Those are the absolute worst-case scenarios. However, there is...

May 7, 2015

Watch Holly Sonders Hit the Gym and Play Golf

  Can’t wait until June to see Fox Sports unleash their prized acquisition, Holly Sonders, at Chambers Bay for the US Open? Can’t blame you there. In case you forgot, she had a hot start at The Masters. Fortunately, Golf...

May 7, 2015

Buy This LSU Tailgate Van — $2,000

Are you an LSU fan desperately trying to get in tailgate game for the 2015 season? Do you also want to spend as little as possible? Then pull out your cell phone and call Gary in Baton Rouge for the...