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May 6, 2015

LeBron James' Headband Gets the 30 for 30 Treatment

It turns out ESPN wasted everyone’s time with their LeBron James headband memorial, because just a couple of days later, it’s back for Game 2 against the Bulls: It's back. #ALLinCLE pic.twitter.com/qGwmg1GaeD — Cleveland Cavaliers (@cavs) May 6, 2015 That’s...

May 6, 2015

Rob Gronkowski Flexed All Over Deflategate Questions

Asked about Deflategate, Rob Gronkowski simply flexed his muscles. #WBZ pic.twitter.com/MMG5HdYGK4 — Matthew Geagan (@MattGeagan) May 6, 2015 In their never-ending pursuit to remain relevant at all times, the NFL finally released Ted Wells’ “Deflategate” report Wednesday, which concluded —...

May 6, 2015

Tecate Ring Girl Dessie Mitcheson With the Hottest Golf Shot of the Day

It’s been four days since the Floyd Mayweather-Manny Pacquiao “superfight” dud, and people are still pissed. Personally, I find the outrage dumbfounding considering, you know, Floyd’s been dishing out the same defensive product forever. Expecting something different from him at...

Roger Federer Feeling a Little Salty

Roger Federer is usually the cool, calm, and collected type on the tennis court. But things got a little testy for the 17-time Grand Slam winner during his second round matchup against Nick Kyrgios at the Mutua Madrid Open. After...

May 6, 2015

Meet LA Kings Ice Girl Chelsea R.

Still missing Los Angeles Kings postseason hockey? Get over it. There are so many other ways to burn time: NBA Playoffs, 243-page Deflategate report, baseball, etc. But if you insist on Kings content, then check out the “Ice Crew” rookie...

May 6, 2015

Delino DeShields Jr. Wrecked the Astros’ Cinco De Mayo Piñata

You know who wasn’t in a celebratory Cinco de Mayo mood on Tuesday? Rangers second baseman Delino DeShields Jr. And with a slash line of .143/.217/.238, who could blame him? Luckily, he was able to take out some frustration on...

May 6, 2015

May 5, 2015

Randy Wittman Had Issues With the Whiteboard Again

Remember when Wizards coach Randy Wittman couldn’t figure out how to correctly hold his whiteboard? Well, even with a first round series win under his belt, it remains a problem. Really, he did it again tonight: [protected-iframe id=”1ace57a7f2c9b37bab6e835e3f432ebc-22577676-53282995″ info=”https://vine.co/v/eZHVlWAVtP7/embed/simple” width=”600″...

May 5, 2015

Brent Barry Calls Paul Pierce a 'Cyber-Toothed' Tiger

Washington Wizards forward Paul Pierce has enjoyed a productive postseason run thus far, but it’s his work in the social media sphere that has people buzzing. That work, of course, has been his A-plus troll jobs at the expense of...

May 5, 2015

This Oklahoma State Tailgate Bus Needs a New Home — $8,000

It looks like Stillwater, Okla. is coming in hot with Oklahoma State tailgate options this week. After featuring a Cowboys tailgate van on Monday, we’ve come across another option — in the bus above — for those who may have...

May 5, 2015

Chipper Jones Would Like to Remind You About Left Lane Passing Rules

As an LA native, I’m well aware of the terrible drivers who decide it’s cool to chill and drive 10 mph below the speed limit on the fast lane. It’s egregious and the stress of slow-ass drivers will likely lead...

May 5, 2015

Props to ESPN for Going All-In on Their Lebron Headband Memorial Coverage

The Cleveland Cavaliers may have lost to the Chicago Bulls on Monday, but that’s not the real story, according to ESPN. Skillfully ignoring baseball and blah NBA Playoff matchups, the Worldwide Leader is doing what they do best by pushing...

May 5, 2015

Angels Announcer Jose Mota Saves Partner From Getting Hit By Foul Ball

I’d imagine that most baseball broadcasters opt to go the gloveless route while calling a game. You know, for professionalism’s sake. But Angels announcer Jose Mota does not adhere to that rule.The former major leaguer showed off his skills Monday...