James Lumalu

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May 18, 2015

Josh Donaldson to Mike Butcher: "F*** You. Suck My C***."

The Los Angeles Angels and Toronto Blue Jays are currently treating us to some epic day baseball, with both teams combining for 13 runs through six-plus innings. But things turned up to another level when bat licker extraordinaire, Josh Donaldson,...

May 18, 2015

ESPN’s Michael Smith Cursed on TV, Already Bracing For Mothership Punishment

If you’re currently having a tough Monday, ESPN’s Michael Smith knows exactly how you feel. While passionately discussing the important topic of the tree tackling prowess of Penn State defensive tackle, Anthony Zettel, Smith got a little too real, dropping...

May 18, 2015

Buy This Iowa Hawkeyes Party Bus — $2,750

Somehow miss out on the many Iowa Hawkeyes tailgate options on Craigslist? Don’t worry, we got you. There’s always a metal box out there with “Iowa” painted on the side, and today is no different. For $2,750 you and your...

Cubs Beat Pirates After Gregory Polanco’s Outfield Flub

After rallying from big time deficits in the 6th and 8th innings, the Pittsburgh Pirates finally caught the Cubs at 10-10 to force free baseball. Unfortunately for them, all that grit and hard work ended up leading to one of...

May 15, 2015

Here’s Mitt Romney Sparring With Evander Holyfield

[protected-iframe id=”f235a9e22f8bb4991dddc429be12bc7d-22577676-53282995″ info=”https://www.youtube.com/embed/zCUbo7qZmKo” width=”560″ height=”315″ frameborder=”0″ allowfullscreen=””] Despite the Floyd Mayweather-Manny Pacquiao superfight dud, boxing has been pretty exciting lately. We had Canelo Alvarez destroy James Kirkland last week, and similar fireworks are expected on Saturday when Gennady Golovkin squares...

May 15, 2015

Johnny Manziel a Man of the People at Browns Foundation Golf Outing

The Cleveland Browns Foundation held their 16th annual charity golf outing (to support education in Northeast Ohio) at Barrington Golf Club Friday, and true to his new form, Johnny Manziel came out for some fun and posed with fans: My...

May 15, 2015

May 15, 2015

Chris Long Helps Out Fan Selling Lawnmower, Retweets Craigslist Ad

Not getting enough traction on one of your Craigslist postings? Just get on Twitter and ask your favorite athlete (or celebrity) if they’ll do you a solid by tweeting out the link. He or she likely won’t — unless it’s...

May 15, 2015

Ravens Fan Selling His Awesome Tailgate RV — Just $3,900

Are you Ravens fan looking for a truly elite tailgate machine for next season? If so, you’re in luck! One ravens fan is putting his awesome 1976 Winnebago on sale because his friends are moving away, so now is the...

May 15, 2015

Jose Canseco is Done With ‘American Idol’

It was announced this week that the 15th season of “American Idol” would be its last. I’m assuming most of America’s reaction was something like, “It’s about goddamn time.” Jose Canseco, however, was quite invested in Season 14, and is...

May 14, 2015

Buy This Browns Tailgate Bus (w/ Fireplace) — $3,500

At some point, we will probably run out of Cleveland Browns tailgate mobiles to post. Today, however, is not that day, because currently available on Craigslist is a Browns party bus that can seat at least 15 of your alcoholic...

May 14, 2015

Dan Haren Flying Coach, Having Armrest Issues

Marlins pitcher Dan Haren is experiencing some serious first world problems on this Thursday afternoon. The righty is en route to Miami, but instead of flying comfortably on the team jet, it looks like Haren stayed in Los Angeles a...

May 14, 2015

Watch This Vendor Take a Foul Ball to the Head

Think being a baseball vendor would be a cool first job? Think again. Unless, of course, you think low wages, dealing with fans who think they’re goddamn royalty, and constant cardio walking up and down aisles while carrying heavy treys...