Jake Johnson

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Nov 16, 2014

Fat Chiefs Fan Knows Exactly Who He Is

Look at this fat Chiefs fan shake his beautiful belly in front of all of America. This guy knows exactly who he is, and I respect that. [youtube https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-EJA_GZCyWM] Here’s a pic so you can take the time to appreciate...

Nov 15, 2014

Minnesota Assistant Coach With A Serious Submission For Hardo Of The Year

It’s negative degrees outside and snowing. Oh, don’t mind me while I chomp down on this fucking ice cream bar. Apparently, this guy is eating a “Dilly bar” from Dairy Queen. Minnesota is weird place....

Nov 15, 2014

Pimp Coat City At Illinois Today

Illinois is facing off against Iowa in below freezing weather today. Some guy on the sideline is compensating by sporting a full length, Joe Namath-esque coat. Pimp City. What a beautiful coat! pic.twitter.com/ZEAQQPYamj — Brent Yarina (@BTNBrentYarina) November 15, 2014...

Hey, You're Not Andy Reid

It’s been over a week since Halloween, but this guy certainly doesn’t give a shit. The woman standing next to him, who may or may not be related, isn’t really feeling it. Everyone else would disagree. No matter what happens...

Nov 9, 2014

Aldon Smith Is Paying $661K To Play Football This Season

According to everyone’s favorite NFL insider Adam Schefter, 49ers DE Aldon Smith won’t make a single dollar this season. In fact, due to a large number of fines, he owes the team because of his off-the-field troubles, Smith will actually...

Nov 9, 2014

Utah WR Scores Awesome 78 Yard Touchdown. Oh Wait He Dropped The Ball At The Goal Line And Oregon Returned It 100 Yards For A Touchdown.

For a brief moment, Utah WR Kailin Clay was on top of the world. The speedster had just scored what he thought to be a 78-yard touchdown, which would have put the Utes up 14-0 against Oregon. Clay proceeded to...

Nov 9, 2014

Nov 8, 2014

If You Can't Own A Pet Tiger, This Is A Decent Solve

LSU’s real tiger mascot, Mike, has been noticeably absent from every Tiger game this season. This is a problem, because people are now abusing innocent dogs as a way to compensate. Take a look: LSU fans painted their Great Dane...

Nov 8, 2014

God Doesn't Give A Shit About Your Bad Football Team

Kentucky is playing Georgia today and Wildcats speedster Boom Williams coughed up the football on a kick return. Kentucky fans were devastated. The call was then overturned, and LORD HAVE MERCY, Kentucky fans were overjoyed! Kentucky still trails by double...

Nov 8, 2014

Ohio State Players Are Not Fond of Sleep Number Beds

Ohio State faces off against Michigan State in a matchup of the two best teams from probably the worst major conference in college football. MSU is the better team, but anything that gives them a greater edge is obviously huge....

Nov 2, 2014

Here's A Video Of The Jets Allowing A Touchdown To A Guy Sitting On His Butt

Anthony Fasano scored a TD off a deflected pass while sitting on his ass. This play is the Jets season....

Nov 1, 2014

Something Looks Off Here

Some ESPN production guy thought it would be a good idea to give professional public speaker Lou Holtz a fake mustache for a short bit on Movember. Nobody could really understand what Lou was saying- not just because Lou can’t...

Nov 1, 2014

Watch The Maryland Captains Turn Down The Pregame Handshake With Penn State

Classy way to start the day for the Terps. Maryland’s captains refused to shake the hands of their Penn State counterparts, resulting in a 15 yard unsportsmanlike conduct penalty. Check it: https://vine.co/v/OOOhHlvnDEe Maryland Football tries so hard to be edgy...