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Oct 26, 2014

Another Stupid NFL Player Injured Himself While Celebrating A Sack

Last month, Lions LB Stephen Tulloch knocked himself out for the season after his discount double-check sack celebration went horribly wrong. This week, Bears DE Lamarr Houston joined Tulloch and famed kicker Bill Gramatica on the list of NFL morons...

Oct 26, 2014

The Patriots-Bears Game, In Two Gifs

These two gifs sum up the Patriots-Bears game today, in which New England is absolutely rolling over a Chicago team that is falling apart at the seams: Paul Revere And Company Rocking Out On The Sideline Mark Trestman, Possibly On ...

Oct 26, 2014

Geno Smith Is Having Another Terrible, Horrible, No Good Very Bad Day

Geno Smith is making it almost too easy at this point. The Jets QB was pulled for a washed-up Mike Vick after throwing more interceptions than competitions during the first quarter against Buffalo. This means that Geno has a QB...

Drunk Kansas State Bro Owns The Camera

Kansas State shut out Texas today 23-0. Wildcat fans were understandably pumped, especially this guy: https://vine.co/v/OhPmzq6Dd3j When the lights come on, some people have the natural ability to rise to the occasion and own it. This bro has that ability....

Oct 25, 2014

Watch A Fat Guy Throw A Touchdown Pass

Arkansas is rubbing it in today against UAB. Already up 21-0, the Hogs ran a fake field goal, resulting in a touchdown pass from 350 pound offensive guard Sebastian Tretola. https://vine.co/v/OhU5vtIagPE via Vine...

Oct 25, 2014

17 Hateful Things People Tweeted At Lane Kiffin

Lane Kiffin is returning to Knoxville today, and like a jealous, struggling ex, Vol Nation is trying to tear him down. Why are you so mean, people! FYI @Lane_Kiffin is a Dick with ears! #GBO pic.twitter.com/RUwiMIxfHd — JT (@titansandutvols) October...

Oct 25, 2014

Oct 19, 2014

The Rams Called A Fake Punt Inside Their Own 20 And Jeff Fisher Has Gigantic Balls

St. Louis’ Special Teams unit is having quite the day. After an incredible fake punt return earlier in the game netted 7 points for the Rams, Jeff Fisher, possibly thinking that he was playing a game of Madden, built up...

Oct 19, 2014

Lendale White Got Booted From The USC Game Yesterday

Lendale White ran for 52 TD’s during his USC career. AD Pat Haden apparently doesn’t care. White took to Twitter to express his frustration after being escorted out by multiple security guards from the Trojans’ 56-28 home victory over Colorado....

Oct 19, 2014

Don't Let Anyone EVER Dull Your Sparkle

There is no such thing as too much glitter, so go get your sparkle on, FSU bros. P.S. – check out the guy in the background just wishing he was part of this glitter sandwich. Outcast for life. Image via...

Oct 12, 2014

Drop Everything And Listen To Julius Thomas Explain What It's Like To Play The Jets

Stop what you’re doing, turn up your headphones or speakers and listen to Julius Thomas loudly and accurately describe what it’s like to play the Jets: “IT’s SO EASY!” Laugh out loud funny. The Jets suck and it makes Sunday...

Oct 12, 2014

Raiders Fans Egg Chargers Team Bus, Surprising Absolutely Nobody

Raiders fans are notoriously for being irrational, overly-aggressive people. They’re scary even when the team is good- so you can imagine just how grumpy Oakland fans are this year with arguably the worst NFL team in recent memory. Segway: according...

Oct 12, 2014

Tom Coughlin's Practice Playlist Included Jay-Z & Young Jeezy

Uptight hardass Tom Coughlin apparently likes to mix in some gangsta beats into his music selection. Earlier this morning, the NFL on ESPN Twitter account tweeted out the below picture of the coach’s playlist from the Giants’ practice on Friday:...