Jake Johnson

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Dec 7, 2014

Watch This WR Absolutely Destroy A Poor Ref

I have no idea who is playing in this football game (it’s most likely two high school teams) , but a WR absolutely ruined a poor official who happened to be standing in the wrong place at an inopportune time....

Dec 6, 2014

Lane Kiffin Called Another Touchdown

Bama WR DeAndrew White wasn’t even that open, and Blake Sims hadn’t even thrown the ball, but Lane Kiffin somehow knew that the Tide were on the verge of another touchdown. Full, hardcore analysis of this incredible moment can be...

Dec 6, 2014

Husker Kills Racoon After Selfie Goes Horribly Wrong

Nebraska’s Jack Gangwish went out for a drive yesterday like it was any other day. He hopped into his Chevy pickup and cruised down the street, happy as could be. Then suddenly, he noticed a cute little raccoon on the...

NJIT Beats Michigan In Shocking Upset

  Photo via Cybernews Seven years ago, New Jersey Institute of Technology (NJIT) went 0-29. The following year, they improved to 1-30. This year, the Highlanders are the only basketball team in Division one without a conference. Nobody wants them....

Dec 6, 2014

This Video Of The Arizona Center Puking On The Football Sums Up The Wildcats' Performance Last Night

Arizona played like puke last night, falling 51-13 in a rematch with the Oregon Marcus Mariotas. In fitting fashion, Arizona’s center literally threw up all over the ball, which couldn’t have helped any of the Zona quarterbacks. Can’t be easy...

Dec 6, 2014

Best Gameday Signs This Week

Gameday hit Waco this morning, greeted by thousands of angry Baylor fans. You might have heard that TCU ranks ahead of Baylor in the polls despite the fact that Baylor beat TCU, and well, BU nation isn’t happy. Anger can...

Dec 6, 2014

Nov 30, 2014

The Hater's Sunday Recap: What Actually Happened Today

Another Sunday, another list of things you thought were awesome that were actually terrible. Really late on posting this because I went to a museum today. Learning is fun. 1. The Moment: Tre Mason’s 89 yard touchdown run What You ...

Nov 29, 2014

Father Engages Adrian Peterson In Uncomfortable Twitter Exchange

Suspended NFL player and child abuser Adrian Peterson isn’t preparing for a football game tomorrow, which gives him more time to peruse his Twitter feed and retweet fans (apparently he still has some left). This led to this really uncomfortable...

Nov 29, 2014

Bobby Petrino Brawled Before The Louisville-Kentucky Game Today

Bobby Petrino reportedly got right in the middle of a pre game scuffle this morning, miraculously getting through the melee without breaking his neck. Numerous photos surfaced on Twitter of Petrino getting intimate with UK assistant Dan Berezowitz. Check it...

Nov 22, 2014

Best Gameday Signs: Harvard Vs Yale

Gameday at Harvard brings out a different type of Gameday sign. This isn’t the work of degenerate SEC bros. No, the thinking that went into today’s signs is the same thinking that will make our country great one day. Enjoy...

Nov 16, 2014

This Picture Sums Up Today's Browns Game

The Browns fell from first to last today after losing to the Ryan Mallett led Texans, 23-7. It’s extra tough this year because the expectations have been raised, so when the Browns flounder the rest of the year and miss...

Nov 16, 2014

Old Saints Fan With The Savage Move Of The Day

  Lady drives miles and miles to attend the Saints/Bengals game in New Orleans. Probably left her kids with a shitty babysitter and skipped the last few days of work last week to make this game. And it all seemed...