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Sep 2, 2016

Watch This Carrot Mascot Lay The Hammer To These Buffalo Wing Mascots

Here’s another reason to add to the long list of why minor league baseball is awesome. The Buffalo Bisons hold what they call a WCC (Wing, Cheese, and Celery) Race at every home game. We’ve seen this before, people dress...

Sep 2, 2016

Whoever Painted This High School Field Deserves To Be Fired

I saw this picture floating around the Internet today and had to give the people my take on it. You know, because that’s what we do here, we cover the important issues like guys who can’t walk in a straight...

Sep 1, 2016

You Can Go To The Browns Game Tonight For Cheaper Than A High School Football Game

Oh, the Browns. Just so sad. Listen, I get that tonight is preseason game #4 which already means cheap tickets because most likely the starters aren’t playing. And I get that it’s the Browns which means double the cheapness because...

Miss Texas 2016 Bounces The First Pitch At The Astros Game

Meet Miss Texas 2016, Daniella Rodriguez. Last night she was granted the opportunity to throw out the ceremonial first pitch at the Astros game and let’s just say it didn’t go well. I mean she’s right up with there with...

Sep 1, 2016

Jose Bautista's Bat Flip From The ALDS Has Been Turned Into A Corn Maze

The actual bat flip of the century (we tend to exaggerate and call a lot of them that) happened last year in October in Game 5 of the ALDS. You might remember how bananas that game was. Jose Bautista cranked...

Sep 1, 2016

Sara Underwood Went Fishing, The 'Stranger Things' Kid Got Paid & Tebow's New Commercial

  Yes, there’s college football on tonight, but don’t expect very good games. Louisville plays Charlotte and Tennessee takes on App State. I think we can mark those both down as blowouts, unless App State wants to channel their inner...

Sep 1, 2016

Sep 1, 2016

Abigail Ratchford Going Full Moon, McGregor Got Himself A Gun & Pumpkin Spice Vodka For The Fall

  People are pissed that Kaepernick memorabilia is being sold at the Reno-Tahoe Airport This story just won’t end will it? I really thought this was something that would die off by the end of the week, but from what...

Aug 29, 2016

Nate Diaz Spent His Sunday Night Getting High With Snoop Dogg

How can you not love the Diaz brothers? All they love they love to do is get high and break people’s faces. After UFC 202 Nate was smoking some sort of futuristic weed that I’ve never heard of that somehow...

Aug 29, 2016

UFC Girls Arianny Celeste And Brittney Palmer Dominated Vancouver This Weekend

UFC on Fox 21 took place over the weekend in Vancouver and while it’s definitely not as popular as a UFC pay-per-view, it still had it’s moments. Paige VanZant, who already is the hottest UFC fighter we know, got herself...

Aug 29, 2016

VIDEO: Red Sox Fan Runs On The Field In Honor Of Harambe

Oh, Harambe. The most beloved American gorilla of our time. Sadly, he was taken from us back in May, but his legacy has lived on and changed lives. From sea to shining sea people have honored him. T-shirts have ben...

Aug 29, 2016

Iman Shumpert And Fiancée Teyana Taylor Appeared Naked In Kanye West's New Video

If you missed the VMA’s last night (I was flipping back and forth with football so hold your judgement), then you missed the world premiere of Kanye West’s new video for his song “Fade”. Little did I know, about 3...

Aug 29, 2016

LeBron's New House At Warner Bros, Anthony Weiner At It Agian & One Of The Last Playboy Parties Before The Mansion Is Sold

There isn’t much sports action on tonight other than baseball. Finally that season is beginning wind down and get into some games that matter next month. If you’re sitting at home tonight depressed that there isn’t any meaningful games on,...