I saw this picture floating around the Internet today and had to give the people my take on it. You know, because that’s what we do here, we cover the important issues like guys who can’t walk in a straight line with field lining equipment.
Actually, there’s no chance whoever did this used any sort of equipment. I refuse to believe that. Some guy decided to go free hand on this field since it was a JV game and royally F’d up.
I mean that’s not even close to straight. Those players need to dance down the sideline like freaking Michael Jackson if they hope to stay in bounds. Like the title of this post says, whoever did this obviously deserves to be fired, but we all know it was probably the parent of the last kid on the bench.