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Sep 9, 2016

UPDATE: Lamar Jackson Has 4 Touchdowns In The First Quarter Vs Syracuse

  Last Thursday, on the opening night of College Football and a holy day in this household, I made a joke about Lamar Jackson. I think we can go ahead and give Lamar Jackson the Kenny Hill Memorial Week One...

Sep 9, 2016

The Most Famous Jaguars Fan In The World Found Her Way Back On TV

You may remember after the draft back in May when this Jags fan named Roberta went crazy viral. Just a short clip of her rambling about the Jaguars draft, her beach house (actually it’s a couple minutes from the beach),...

Sep 9, 2016

Johnny Manziel is BACK… To Drinking Again

The picture above is from last weekend when Johnny made his triumphant return to the College Station bar scene. The next day everyone across the board is reporting that Johnny is returning to school and enrolling in online classes at...

Jerry Jones Bought Himself A New Helicopter To Shoot Pigs Out Of

Jerry Jones got himself a new toy yesterday. Usually when I say that it’s some sort of outrageous new stadium or facility, or maybe something that has to do with a stripper, but this time it’s actually closer to a...

Sep 9, 2016

The Philips Norelco OneBlade Is The Best New Razor On The Market

I just want to thank the good people at Philips Norelco for sending me this fine gift of a razor in the mail yesterday. It’s called the Philips Norelco OneBlade, and as a beard guy, this is the most revolutionary...

Sep 8, 2016

Tennis Ball Boy Takes A Serve Right To The Nuts At The US Open

God, I love when this happens. Even as a man who knows what it’s like to get hit in the balls, there’s just nothing better than seeing those tennis ball boys take a 100 mph serve right to the loins....

Sep 4, 2016

Sep 4, 2016

Jose Canseco Says His Bobblehead Is A Pre-Steroid Version Of Himself

Last night, the Oakland A’s had Jose Canseco in town for his own bobblehead night and to throw out the first pitch, which was surprising to me because I was pretty sure every MLB team he played for had basically...

Sep 4, 2016

Spurrier's Best Bolt Impression, Jeremy Shockey Got A Black Eye & Lindsey Pelas At The Pool

  First Saturday of college football in the books… … and it was nuts. LSU loses at Lambeau after becoming everyone’s favorite semi-sleeper National Title pick. USC got massacred by Alabama in a game some thought could be pretty good....

Sep 3, 2016

Mike Patrick Botches The Aflac Trivia Question Where He Was The Answer

I’m a big time Aflac Trivia Question guy. Seriously, I love it. It’s one of the things I look forward to when college football returns. It might sound weird, but it’s true. I get pissed when the trivia question is...

Sep 3, 2016

An Orlando Bar Is Giving Away Free Beer On Game Days Until UCF Wins A Game

You might’ve saw this promotion last season as the UCF Knights went 0-12 for the season. A bar in Orlando named The Basement offered free beer on game days until Central Florida was able to scrap together a win. Well,...

Sep 3, 2016

Kliff Kingsbury Became A Football Coach To Avoid Paying College Parking Tickets

Here’s a funny little college football story for you to enjoy before all of the games kick off later this afternoon. Kliff Kingsbury, the head coach at Texas Tech and a bloggers dream for content, may not have even become...

Sep 3, 2016

2016 ESPN GameDay Signs: LSU vs. Wisconsin

It’s finally back. Labor Day weekend means one thing and one thing only: the return of college football. And with the return of college football, we have the return of College GameDay and all of the ridiculous signs it brings...