Jerry Jones Bought Himself A New Helicopter To Shoot Pigs Out Of

Jerry Jones got himself a new toy yesterday. Usually when I say that it’s some sort of outrageous new stadium or facility, or maybe something that has to do with a stripper, but this time it’s actually closer to a toy.
Jerry bought this brand new, tricked out helicopter to take him wherever he desires. Nine people fit in there, it’s state of the art, and can easily avoid traffic. We’re not sure if this is taking the place of his infamous party bus.


But the best part about it? You can shoot pigs out of it.


So the next time Jerry invites the Saturday night shift from The Lodge for a ride, they’ll have some fresh bacon for the morning.

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