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May 24th, 2012

Could Jordan Carver Possibly Play Soccer Without Killing Someone? [PHOTOS]

As you know by know, pinup model Jordan Carver is a woman who will model pretty much anything as long as her giant fake boobs are flopped out in the photos. We’ve even seen a gallery where she’s jerking around with eggs and Chef Boyardee. Usually these scenes are logical moments in life where the cleav-bombs make sense. Today, however, we get this set of soccer pics. Seriously, worst possible sport for this chick. Somebody is going to get killed. JUMP!

May 21st, 2012

Topless Chick Attacks Euro 2012 Soccer Trophy – AGAIN! [Cuff 'Em]

Via: A topless female protestor has again attacked the trophy to be awarded at Euro 2012, knocking it to the floor at an exhibition in Dnepropetrovsk, Ukraine, on Monday, the Femen group to which the protestors belong said Monday. The protestor was accompanied by a French journalist for Marie Claire magazine, and both were arrested afterwards together with several journalists, the group said. Finally, protestors we can fully support in the Ukraine. Do you take PayPal?

May 21st, 2012

Oprah Was At The Champions League Final & Picking Her Nose [Morning Twitpic]

Are you kidding me? Picking your nose at the Champions League final? Don’t your know that there are like 200 million viewers watching you on Sky Sports? Get it! Push that pinkie right up in there. DO IT! Anyway, Chelsea won in a shootout in case you care. In NBA news, the Spurs can now go on a summer vacation after sweeping the Clippers, 102-99. When does the Western Conference Finals start? June 2? Let’s get rollin’!

May 20th, 2012

David Luiz Gave An Interview Completely Wasted [VIDEO]

After Chelsea beat Bayern Munich 4-3 in penalty kicks, David Luiz gave this awkward interview in which he was definitely drunk. The Chelsea forward was probably completely physically drained and filled with shots of hard liquor after one of the most amazing finishes in soccer. Not only is he wearing a giant blue Chelsea hat but he starts wiggling his tongue back and forth at the camera.  JUMP!

April 30th, 2012

America’s Former Hottest Soccer Player Margo Mcauley Is Now An Axe Girl! [PHOTOS]

Way back in 2009 Busted Coverage introduced the Internet to a Florida State soccer player named Margo Mcauley. It was just one of our normal hot chick posts. Nothing special. She had about a dozen bikini photos and a great tan. That was then. Last night we received an email tipping us off to the news that Margo is now one of the Axe girls and that a new commercial will feature the former Florida State soccer player sweating & playing with a soccer ball.JUMP!

April 24th, 2012

2012 Champions League Semifinal Wag War: Real Madrid Vs FC Bayern Munich [PHOTOS]

While Chelsea is officially into the 2012 UEFA Champions League finals, there’s still business to settle between Real Madrid & FC Bayern Munich. Bayern holds a 2-1 lead in the first leg of the semifinals match (Wedneday, April 25, 2:45 p.m. ET | Fox Soccer Channel). Cristiano Ronaldo says his team will overcome the one-goal lead. “It’s a big game [on Wednesday] and we’re going to win it because we’re playing in front of our fans,” he told reporters. JUMP!

April 24th, 2012

Dong-To-Mouth Spanish Newspaper Front Page Is Instant Classic

Everyone gets all crazy over inadvertent porn these days. Guilty as charged. Usually this sh*t is isolated to a few blogs and is forgotten two hours later. But when that inadvertent porn is on your Spanish sports newspaper, it creates headlines around the world. You see that cover (left)? Look closely. What do you see over Messi’s right shoulder? One of the best ever, right? It goes straight into the hall of fame. JUMP!

April 20th, 2012

100 Sexy Ukrainian Cheerleaders For UEFA Euro 2012 [PHOTOS]

Ever go to a NYC strip club and ask the beautiful ladies where their homeland is on a globe? 7 out of 10 will be from Ukraine. Not kidding. Lots of ‘novas in those clubs. Which brings us to the UEFA Euro 2012 taking place this summer in the former piece of the Soviet empire. Yes, we’ve checked. There will be cheerleaders at the Euro. And they’ll all be hot. And if there is a country in Europe that knows cheerleaders it’s the Ukraine. The place is crawling. JUMP!

March 14th, 2012

Excuse Me While I P*ss My Pants Laughing At Huan Getting Kicked In The Grill [VIDEO]

The only excuse for you guys not watching this soccer video is that your work has blocked YouTube. The rest of you idiots at work are recommended – AT THIS MOMENT – to watch as white boy unloads a left foot to the grill of Huan-Yi during this soccer match that’s making its rounds today. Watch closely because you’re about to see the biggest thug move in soccer history. JUMP!

March 12th, 2012

Real Betis Fan Has Something For Cristiano Ronaldo To Suck On [VIDEO]

So Real Madrid played Real Betis this weekend and, of course, Madrid won the game thanks to a two-goal day from Cristiano Ronaldo in a 3-2 victory. Blah, blah, blah. Of course we’re not going to get into the intricacies of international soccer because you guys have like 3 minutes of jerking off time at work. Let’s cut to the chase, C Ron scores a goal and a Betis fan starts grabbing his junk. Suck this, Ronaldo. JUMP!