In the market for a multi-million dollar house that is currently owned by a professional athlete and the house must have a cool pool? Sure you aren't, but it's not a crime to look. Maybe you work at Facebook and need a house near San Francisco? Barry Zito is trying to sell a mountainside retreat with what has to be the best pool view in athlete houses currently on the market: $11.45M. Looking for a grotto? You can buy Devin Harris' house: $2.1M. More - JUMP!
The news of Darren Rovell going back to ESPN after six years with CNBC was confirmed this morning - via Twitter - by the Twitter genius. *Disclaimer - we like Rovell. The sports world, at 2:30 p.m., would be boring without a guy like Rovell blasting out some statistic to wrap your head around. Only difference this morning is that now we know Rovell will be gaining a gigantic new audience. Of course white guys are all sorts of pissed off. JUMP!
Via: Christopher Martin Simpson, 24, was charged with six counts of forgery. He is being held at the Morgan County Jail on a $15,000 bond. Simpson's parents, Melissa and Wade Simpson, reported to Decatur police on March 13 that some of their checks were stolen, forged and made payable to their son, Christopher, who cashed the checks against their bank account, police said. Just a hunch that Chris might have a drug problem. Just a wild guess.
Via: The robber, a white man who appeared to be in his 60s, started in Poway when he demanded cash from a teller at Chase bank on Poway Road about 9:30 a.m. He hit U.S. Bank on Vista Village Drive in Vista about 1:30 p.m., and finished up back in Poway, where he robbed a U.S. Bank on Poway Road about 3 p.m. Each time, he handed a demand note to a teller and said he was armed. Scared to turn in your crazy uncle? We will: email@example.com
Of course the Justin Blackmon DUI story has been driven down your throat because there are so many different elements in play here. First, you have Blackmon just being drafted and already landing a DUI. Then, you have the element where Blackmon has two DUIs. Another element is Blackmon wearing a Kobe jersey during his recent DUI. Then you have the jailhouse DUI interview obtained by First Coast News. "I'm literally not a drinker," he tells the cop. Hilarious!
Tightrope stud Nik Wallenda has estimated that a billion people around the globe will watch his Niagara Falls walk tonight (with a five-second delay). We're told this afternoon that people are being charged $75 to park.. Would a professional like Wallenda want to disappoint his fans via a harness that'll be attached to him? Our Buffalo insiders (BC's Daily WTF Editor Matt) get the sense that Wallenda just might ditch the harness. Is that even possible? Yes, it is. JUMP!
America’s Dumbest Rent-Uh-Cop: Dude Ripped Off Robin Ventura Autographed Baseball From School, Fuzz Alleges [Cuff 'Em]
Meet 21-year-old Cameron James Taylor. He's just another homeslice trying to make a living in this country via a legitimate job, albeit one as a rent-a-cop for some California high school. He was hired to work early Thursday morning on school grounds in Santa Barbara. One thing led to another, cops allege, and Taylor was busting into the school's memorabilia case...for this. JUMP!
Earlier in the week, photos surfaced of Erin Andrews and Charissa Thompson enjoying some fun in the sun in Miami. Oh, yeah, and…
Sure, Shelly Lewis & Alicia Binford are both past their prime, but it's that time of year when golf outings turn into a chance to show off your boobs. These ladies were busted yesterday afternoon when Madison County Sheriff's Department deputies saw the pair flashing their racks. Two things come to mind right off the bat with this story: (1.) Flashing on a Monday afternoon? (2.) What jerkoff turned in these two on a Monday afternoon? JUMP!
Via: Giants starting left tackle David Diehl was busted for DWI in Queens last night — with his blood-alcohol level allegedly more than twice the legal limit — after smashing into parked cars, police sources said. Diehl, 31, a member of both of Big Blue’s recent Super Bowl teams, was driving his black BMW when he struck two vehicles on 35th Avenue near 31st Street in Astoria at around 8:20 p.m., the sources said. Here's Diehl Twitter account. Surprisingly no DUIIIIIIIIII tweets!
It's Friday night, your wife/girlfriend is starting to pack on the pounds and your ass has had enough. You stop at Busted Coverage to see some hot chicks before heading home from work. You know that the GF/wife who is packing on the pounds wants to hit Cheesecake Factory for dinner. You know the wife/girlfriend will want to get the burger and a slice of cheesecake - for herself. Guys, don't leave the house without telling that wife/GF that Brooke Burke can do THIS! JUMP!
Via: An M&T Bank was robbed in Forestville Thursday afternoon. Police are trying to identify the man who robbed the bank, located at 3700 Donnell Dr. The suspect is a black male with a light mustache. He was last seen wearing an Oakland Raiders hat, white-framed sunglasses, a dark colored jacked and black shirt. Homeboy won't last long. No way he is throwing away those glasses. He paid good money for them. Know homeslice? firstname.lastname@example.org
Yesterday we made fun of Alabama by finding one of the most disgusting Bama strippers on the Internet. Only being fair in this rivalry, we dedicate today's Cuff 'Em to a couple of Auburn fans arrested this week. One guy was popped for domestic violence. The other had some illegal prescription drugs. That's right, we're totally fair and balanced on this rivalry. You wear a logo from Auburn or Alabama and we'll find your ass. JUMP!
What exactly is Beach Bunny swimwear trying to tell us about their product via the company's latest Kate Upton photo leak? I've used bigger napkins in Italian joints. Where can Beach Bunny go from here? Is there a swimsuit Kate can model that beats this one? Is that even possible? Are we on the verge of being overexposed to Upton's rack? Is that even possible? Will Beach Bunny be the first company to manufacture a sand bra? Is that on the table? JUMP!
Via: Dallas police are trying to identify and locate two men who robbed a Metro PCS business and the customers inside. The men robbed the store, in the 2600 block of W. Jefferson, on Monday, May 28. It is believed the customer was told to come inside and sit in a chair. At one point a suspect points the gun at the male customers head and demands his wallet. While the man reaches to get it the suspect then points the gun at his 4-year-old daughter.
Why do certain single black mothers always seem to act like morons at events where being civil, quiet and reasonable is the norm, not the exception? Take this high school graduation in Florence, South Carolina. Parents were told not to cheer when their kid was announced. Just sit there on your ass and act like a reasonable human being. Not Shannon Cooper. Police had to take her cheering ass to the county jail. JUMP!